<p></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://player.bgmstore.net/Tp2AO" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="422" height="180"><br><a target="_blank" href="http://bgmstore.net/view/Tp2AO" target="_blank">BGM정보 : 브금저장소 - http://bgmstore.net/view/Tp2AO</a></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size: 14pt;"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size: 14pt;">3</span></span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">월</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt;"> 19</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">일 오후</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 14pt;"> 2</span><span style="font-size: 14pt;">시</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">취준생인 나는 자소서를 쓰다가 쉴 겸해서 오유를 켰다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b>베오베에 들어오는 한 게시물의 제목<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/1e944c059625a14f603c6a4e87195f8d.jpg" class="txc-image" style="text-align: left; font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8; clear: none; float: none;"></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"></p><div><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">‘</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">아니 어떤 시부</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">X </span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">놈이여</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">’</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">라는 육성과 함께 클릭을 했다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;"><span style="font-family: Gulim; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px;">http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_103131</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></div><div><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;"><br></span></div><p></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/32a854f0f7ee53a6953eeedd593e307a.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/9f6a99a9902c862cbf6949ca3e829755.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/5127f895afc9ea4ddfcb253232fd69d7.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">그 시부</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">X</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">놈은 나였다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 1.8;">.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">뭔가 차분히  정리정돈되어 있는 게시물과 <span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">밀어내려는 게시물의 좌표와<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">최근<span lang="EN-US">10</span>일간 활동 내역이 없다는 팩트를 내세우니 <span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">나는 뭐라 변명의 말을 잃었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">게다가<span lang="EN-US">,</span>첫번째 리플을 보는 순간 나는 설득 당할 수 밖에 없었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/593975198acc0819e1a96282e4dd40ad.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">뭔가 내 상황과 딱딱 들어맞았다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><b>나는 비로소 <span lang="EN-US">‘</span>일베인<span lang="EN-US">, </span>국정원요원<span lang="EN-US">, </span>어떤거대한 사건을 덮으려는 일개 회원<span lang="EN-US">’</span>이 되었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">차갑다<span lang="EN-US">.</span>리플 하나하나가 비수처럼 날아와 가슴에 꽂혔다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center">사실 이런 적은 이번이 처음이 아니었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_99142">http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_99142</a></span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">여기서 <span lang="EN-US">‘</span>야호택배왔다<span lang="EN-US">’ </span>라는 닉네임은 나였다<span lang="EN-US">.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">이 때도<span lang="EN-US"> A big Cham-Sa is coming </span>될 지 모르고 <span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">동물 게시판에 있는모든 추천수가 <span lang="EN-US">‘9’</span>인 게시물을<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"> ‘</span><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">하악<span lang="EN-US">..</span>귀여워<span lang="EN-US">’ </span>한번하고 추천 한번 누르며 <span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">이른바<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">‘</span><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">발굴<span lang="EN-US">*’</span>을 하였다<span lang="EN-US">. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">*</span><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">주석<span lang="EN-US">: </span>게시판을 돌아다니며 추천수가<span lang="EN-US"> 9</span>인 게시물을 찾아 베스트로 보내는행위<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p><br></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">결국엔 이상한 종자로오해받는 게시글이 올라오는 빅 참사를 경험했지만<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">타 오유저분들이 <span lang="EN-US">“</span>이상한 아저씨 아니야<span lang="EN-US">~”</span>라고 해주셔서 해결될 수 있었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">발굴이라는게 <span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">뭔가<span lang="EN-US"> 9</span>라는 숫자만 보면 추천을 누르고 싶다<span lang="EN-US">. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">베스트에 못 간 유저들에게큰 기회를 주는 마우스 클릭질의 위대함이랄까<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">하지만 저번 경우나이번 경우는 정도가 심했다<span lang="EN-US">. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">사실 저번일이 있은이후로 정도를 넘은 발굴질 하다가<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">차단먹었던 흑역사가있었기 때문이다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">휴<span lang="EN-US">.. </span>근데 끊을 수 없다<span lang="EN-US">. </span>하면 멈출 수 없다<span lang="EN-US">. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">마치 남자들의<span lang="EN-US">…</span>그<span lang="EN-US">.. <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201303/29f5cbb3723cd52729e5fb3256c1a1d7.jpg" class="txc-image" style="clear:none;float:none;"></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">아닙니다</span><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;">.</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">이번 경우도 정신못 차리고<span lang="EN-US"> 20</span>분간 추천만하다 보니<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">거의<span lang="EN-US"> 2</span>페이지 정도 베스트에 내가 추천 누른 게시물들로 가득 올라와있었다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">한<span lang="EN-US"> 5</span>개만 할걸<span lang="EN-US">… <o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">죄송합니다<span lang="EN-US">. </span>저 때문에 밀리셨던 분들<span lang="EN-US">…<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">이번 사건을 계기로또 한번 <span lang="EN-US">‘</span>정도를 지키자<span lang="EN-US">’ </span>라는 교훈을 얻었습니다<span lang="EN-US">.</span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">다음부턴 한<span lang="EN-US"> 5</span>개정도만... 할게요</span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">저 취업준비생이예요<span lang="EN-US">. </span>국정원 아니예요<span lang="EN-US">. </span>국정원으로 취직하면 좋긴하겠다만 저런 건 안할래요<span lang="EN-US">…</span>ㅠㅠㅠ<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><br></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">전에 있던 아이디를탈퇴한 이유도 이제 공채기간도 다가오고 오유도 끊으려고 탈퇴했었는데요<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span lang="EN-US"><br></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 115%; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;">결국 <span lang="EN-US">2~3</span>일만에 재가입했어요<span lang="EN-US">.</span>ㅋㅋㅋ 하지만 <span lang="EN-US">‘</span>취업을 하자<span lang="EN-US">’</span>라는 의미로 <span lang="EN-US">‘</span>난직장이없지<span lang="EN-US">’</span>라는 아이디로 가입했습니다<span lang="EN-US">.<o:p></o:p></span></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align:center"><br></p><p></p>