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style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">퇴근해서 집에와서 허부적거리고 있었음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">맨날 뭐 하고나면 집에오면 8시라서 아 배고프다 뭐먹지 하고 부엌 뒤적거리는데</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">마침 엄마가 마트에서 떡갈비 사놓은걸 구워놓으셨음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">초저녁? 쯤에 궈 놓고 나가신듯 약간 온기가 남아있었고</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">어제먹다남은 딥치즈 피자 데워서 떡갈비랑 같이 우걱우걱 먹었음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">유튜브 보면서 반 넘게 처먹던 도중</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">이제 몇조각 안남아서 그릇에 공간이 많다보니</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">떡갈비 썰어놓은거 사이사이 거리가 있어서 고기의 단면이 잘 보이는 상태였음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">냠냠냠 하면서 다음거 포크로 찍으려고 손을 가져가는데</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, 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style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅎㅎㅎ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">보임?</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅎ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">다행스럽게도 나는</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">좀비뜯어먹는 영화를 보면서 밥을 잘 먹을 수 있는</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">강력한 비위를 가진 닝겐이고</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">담력도 있는편이라 앵간한거 봐서는 놀라는 일이 거의 없음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">가장 최근에 놀랬떤건 음 그거구만</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">503 구속후에 첫 공판열릴때</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">쌩얼보고는 ㅅ발 개놀람 진짜 썡으로 욕 튀어나왔었음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">아무튼 저 벌레알같은걸 발견하고... 아참</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">사이즈가 확대샷이라 되게 커보이는데</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">실제로는 저 고깃덩어리가 대충 엄지손가락 만한 사이즈임</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그러니까 알은 대충 한개당 2mm정도 되는것같음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그게 40개이상 따개비마냥 붙어있는 상황임</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">놀라는것보다는 이게 분명 벌레가 알 깐거같다는 생각이랑</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">1. 고기 안에 있다가 썰어서 알이 삐져나옴</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">2. 구워놓은 떡갈비에 벌레가 날라와서 알을 깜</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">둘 중 뭐가 맞을까가 더 중요한 관심사였음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">1일경우 나는 마트로 쳐들어가서 난동을 피우고 환불을 받으려고 했기 때문에...</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">왜냐고?</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">첨에 말했듯이 저거 발견하기전에 이미 반그릇 넘게 다처먹었음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">속에 벌레가 있던 하자있는 식품이었으면 지금쯤 내 뱃속에는</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">저그가 알을 까고 있다는 말밖에 안되거든</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅠㅠ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">다행히도 이성적으로 잘 생각해본 결과</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">이건 분명 조리후에 알을 깐거라고 확신을 했음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">왜냐면... 일단 기름으로 자박자박 고온에 구웠는데</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">저렇게 매끄럽고 가지런한 비쥬얼의 알이 온전하게 나타날 가능성이 없다고 판단했음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">여튼 알의 상태가 너무 좋아보여서... 그냥 벌레 날아와서 알 깠겠지 하고</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">먹던거 나머지는 싹다 버리고</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">내일 구충약이나 하나 사먹을거임ㅋㅋㅋ 하 진짜 웃기는 경험이었다</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">근데 만약 2가 틀리고</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">1이 맞다면</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><img src="http://i2.ruliweb.com/img/17/07/05/15d13001db41a641f.png" alt="zlingsfull.png" filesize="329321"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">내 뱃때지에선</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">8.15 광복절 스타크래프트 리마스터 발매 기념으로</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">저글링이 알을 까고 나오겠지</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">^ㅅ^ㅋ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">그런일이 일어나지 않도록</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">나에게 명복을 빌어줬으면 좋겠음</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">진심으로</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;">ㅅㅂ</p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p style="margin:0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br class="ch_bogus_spacer"></p> <p 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