<div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201401/1390194023AJbnrUBm1RJmee.jpg" width="599" height="597" alt="BeZTslRCcAA4FTu.jpg" style="border: none" id="image_0.5342543344013393" /></div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">모바일 배려</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- Well, he was sorta asking for it, dressing in such flammable clothing.</div> <div style="text-align: left">죽을 짓을 했네. 그러게 누가 그렇게 잘 타는 옷을 입고 다니래.</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- If he didn't want to get set on fire, he should have stayed indoors.</div> <div style="text-align: left">불붙는게 싫었으면 집에 있었어야지 ㅉㅉ</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- He was probably drinking that night, alcohol makes you susceptible to fire.</div> <div style="text-align: left">아마 술 쳐마셨을듯. 알코올이 들어가면 방화에 약해지잖아</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- If It's a legitimate inferno, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.</div> <div style="text-align: left">진짜 방화였다면 남자의 신체 구조상 그게 안 막아질리가 없었는데 말이지</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- Why didn't he stop, drop, and roll? He should have stopped, dropped, and rolled. He must have secretly wanted it.</div> <div style="text-align: left">왜 stop, drop and roll(불이 붙으면 멈추고 누워서 구르라는 교과서 방침)을 안 했대? 지도 속으로 즐긴거네.</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- If you read the article, eyewitnesses said the man had purchased a lighter earlier that same day.</div> <div style="text-align: left"> Dude probably set himself on fire and lied about it. Typical.</div> <div style="text-align: left">기사를 읽어보면 증인들이 말하길 이 사람은 당일에 라이터를 하나 샀었다고 하잖아. 지 혼자 불 붙여놓고 구라쳤구만. 뻔하지.</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- He should have relaxed and enjoyed it. After all it was just a bit of kindling cuddling.</div> <div style="text-align: left">그냥 긴장 풀고 즐겼으면 됐을 텐데. 어차피 이것도 다 일종의 애정표현이었을텐데 말이야.</div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: left">- We need to start educating people about wearing fire-safe clothing and carrying extinguishers with then at all times.</div> <div style="text-align: left"> For their own safety.</div> <div style="text-align: left">이제부터 사람들한테 '방화를 방지할 수 있는 옷'같은걸 입고 다니고, 소화기도 하나씩 들고 다니라고 교육시켜야겠네. 지 몸은 지가 챙겨야지.</div><br />