<div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div> <div style="text-align:center;"><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size:9pt;">대학교 1학년 때였음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">우리과（야간）에는 이상하게도 내 또래 남자애가 없었음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하필 있는 1명도 ㅇㅂㅊ이라 재빠르게 손절하고 아싸로 지냄</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">근데 내 또래 여자애들 중 계속 강의시간에 막 내옆에 앉아서 친한척하던애 한명이 있었음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그땐 나도 어려서 와 씨발 이거 그린라이튼가 생각만하다가 학기말쯤? 조별과제 같이하게 됨</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">걔가 학교앞에서 자취해가지고 자기집에서 치맥하면서 과제하자길래</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">워메 시봉탱 이게 뭐시당가 하면서 존나 순진하게 걔네집 따라감</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">집에가서 치킨시키고 얘기 좀 하다가 앉아있으니까</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">걔가 갑자기 옷을 갈아입고 온다고 함</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">????하면서 얼빠진 표정하고 있으니까</span><span style="font-size:9pt;"> </span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">존나 새침하게 옷들고 부엌?으로 들어가서 문닫음 （원룸이었음）</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">근데 시발 이게 말이 부엌문이지 그냥 존나 불투명유리로만 가려져있어서</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">매직아이로 보면 다 보임 ㄹㅇ;</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">근데 그땐 존나 순진하고 어렸기때문에</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하 시발 신사는 이런거 보면 안돼 하면서 뒤돌아 있었음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그리고 또 만약 걔가 나왔는데 내가 뒤돌아있는 모습보고서</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">'어머 이남자... 진국이다...'하고 생각하길 바라면서 시1발ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그렇게 아빠다리하면서 뒤돌아서 앉아있는데</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">존나 뭔가 시1발 갑자기 발에서 냄새가 날거같은거임</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">순간 5초정도 고민함</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">'냄새 날까? 한번 맡아볼까? 아니 근데 맡다가 쟤가 보면 어떡해</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">병신아 방금들어갔잖아 옷갈아입는데 좀 걸릴거야'</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하면서 딱 맡음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">다행히 냄새안남ㅎㅎ</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">드르륵</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">...시발...</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">존나 냄새안나서 행복해있는 와중에 문 열고 걔가 나옴</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">난 뒤돌아서 요가하는것마냥 아빠다리에 한쪽발만 얼굴에 갖다대고있고 시발</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">와...</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">진짜 이건 나 아직도 이불참 시발</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">애가 착한게 그냥 못본척하고 넘어가줌; 시발 사실 못볼수가 없는 구도였는데;</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그러고 존나 타이밍좋게 치킨이 왔음</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그러면서 얘랑 밥상피고 치킨먹고있는데</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">얘 등 옷 밑으로 이상한 끈같은거 삐져나와있는거임</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">??? 브라끈????</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">아니 시발 내가 뭘 본건지</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하면서 두번세번봐도 브라끈이었음</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">얘는 이사실을 모르는지 아니면 모르는척한건지 계속 치킨만 먹고있고..</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하나님 이거 혹시 그린라이트인가요</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">근데 시발 갑자기 머릿속에 아까 발냄새 맡던 자세가 떠오르는거임</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">하나님:（뺨을때리며）병신아 신호등뽑아간다</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">진짴ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ그린라이트고 자시고 그 요가자세가 계속떠올라서</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">너무 쪽팔려가지고 그집에 더 못있겠었음ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그래서 시발 치킨만 먹고 과제는 나중에 하자하고 존나 집으로 ㅌㅌ함</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font color="#333333" face="Arial, dotum, 돋움, gulim, 굴림, Malgun Gothic, 맑은 고딕, Apple SD Gothic Neo, Apple-Gothic, AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif"><br></font></div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:Arial, dotum, '돋움', gulim, '굴림', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', 'Apple-Gothic', AppleSDGothic, Helvetica, sans-serif;"> </span><div style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:9pt;">그러고 그 학기 끝나고 군대가서 연락끊김</span></div></div>