<div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br></span></div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> </span> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br></span></div>본인은 결혼 4개월차의 유부징어임.<br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">버스 출근길에 아주 잠시잠깐 일어난 멘붕썰을 풀어볼까함.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">요즘 수영을 배우고 있음.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">수영하는동안 잃어버릴까봐 결혼반지를 가방에 넣어놓곤함.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">가방에 넣어뒀던 반지가 생각나 끼려고 꺼내고 있었음.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">커피를 들고 있던터라 손이 모자란 감이 있었지만,</span> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">설마 이 반지를 떨어뜨려서 굴러가는 불상사가 일어나진 않겠지...라는 생각을 하던 찰나에 내 손이 반지를 힘차게 집어던짐 ㅋㅋ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">퍽 소리와 함께 반지가 바닥에 떨어지고 몇몇 사람들의 시선이 반지로 쏠렸음.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">반지를 주우려고 일어나려다가 핸드폰까지 떨어뜨릴뻔해서 핸드폰을 먼저 낚아챔.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">나는 </span><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">2인좌석 창가자리에 혼자 앉아있었고</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">내 앞의 2인좌석 통로쪽엔 젊은 아주머니가 한분 앉아있었음.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">반지는 앞좌석 통로옆으로 굴러간상태였고 내가 우왕좌왕 하는 사이 아주머니가 반지를 줍고있었음.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">감사합니다 라고 말하려는데.............</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"> 읭?????? 나니?????</span> <div><br></div> <div><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><div style="text-align:left;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201709/150519404075fad5ccfbef47d496133b9ba7452b41__mn397600__w400__h299__f17898__Ym201709.jpg" width="400" height="299" alt="87_55169d565acf8_1303.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="17898"></div><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">아주머니가 반지를 주워서 가짐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">내가 뒤쪽에 있었기에 아주머니 앞모습이 안보여 어디에 넣은건지, 걍 쥐고 있었던건지 모르겠지만 주인을 찾는게 아니라 걍 자신이 소유하심 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">어이 없어서 일단 멍 좀 때리고 아주머니 어깨를 손가락으로 톡톡하며</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">저기여...그거 제 반진대여.....??</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">라고 하니 아주머니가 뒤를 돌아보곤 머야 이런표정으로 반지를 돌려줌.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">나는 뭐지 이 상황 이러면서 허공만 응시함 ㅋㅋㅋ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">아줌마 다시 뒤돌아보더니 지금 떨어뜨렸나봐요? 라고 함.</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">아니...떨어지는 소리 나자마자 고개 돌려서 주우신분이 그걸 왜 물어보지....</span></div> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">라고 생각하며 남편에게 폭풍톡함...이상한 아줌마가 반지 뺏어갈라한다구ㅋㅋㅋ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">조금만 더 내가 밍기적 거려서 줍는 장면 목격못했으면 결혼반지 도둑 맞을 뻔함 ㄷㄷ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">세상엔 정말 이상한 사람이 많은거 같음ㅜㅜㅜ</span><br style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;">여러분 떨어뜨린 물건은 재빨리 누구보다 빠르게 주으세여...ㅜㅜㅜㅜ</span></div> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br></span></div> <div><span style="color:#222222;font-family:arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;"><br></span></div></div>