<p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:1.5;background-color:transparent;font-family:'굴림', gulim, tahoma, sans-serif;text-align:center;">[반말주의]</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:1.5;background-color:transparent;font-family:'굴림', gulim, tahoma, sans-serif;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">미필여러분</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">군대가서 무분별한 부조리,폭행 당하면</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">군폭력 사랑의전화니 뭐니</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">이딴 X같은 군상담사 한테 전화하지말고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">소대장이든 중대장이든 절대 믿지말고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">주임원사도, 대대장도 믿지마라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">주말에 종교활동 하러가서 군종장교들에게도 고민싱담 하지마라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">그 누구도 믿지말고 곧 바로 헌병대에 전화해라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">길게 설명할 필요없다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">헌병대에 전화걸면 헌병게이가 뭐라뭐라 지껄이는대 처음 3초간은 아무말도 하지말고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">헌병 들릴듯 말듯 하게 5초가량 흐느껴라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">그러면 헌병은 아 씨바 이거 X됐구나 싶으면서 똥줄타기 시작한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">그 뒤에 죽고싶어요...라고 "요"자를 쓰는게 키포인트다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">다들 알다싶이 군대에서는 다 나 까를 써야 하지만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">이때는 "죽고싶습니다" 보다는 "죽고싶어요"가 더 위기감있고 상황판단 하지 못 할만큼 심각한 상황이라는 것을 암묵적으로 표현 할 수 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">그러면 후에 헌병이 식겁해서 지딴에는 꼴에 이런저런 상담도 해주고 하는대</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">들을 가치없는 말이다 </p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">다 씹고 아무 대답하지마라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">헌병이 뭐라 하든 말든 너는 그냥 닥치고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">흐느끼면서 기침 몇 번 해주고 코도 훌쩍여줘라...</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">그후 이쯤이면 됐겠다 싶을 타이밍에</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">아..아닙니다..죄송합니다..잘 못 걸었습니다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">라고 말하고 그대로 전화 끊어라</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">첫 마디는 "요"  자 를 강조했지만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">마지막 마디는 "다"  자 를 강조해야 한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">아까전엔 정신이 오락가락 해서 요 자 를 썻지만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">지금은 어느정도 정신차리고 마음을 가다듬었다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">라는걸 또한번 암묵적으로 어필해줘야 한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">너가 니네부대 공중전화기로 전화를 했다면</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">어느사단 어느대대 어느소대 근처에서 몇시 몇분 전화했는지 다 뜬다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;">넌 이제 아무것도 모르는척 남은 군생활을 열정적으로 보내기만 하면 된다.</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br style="margin:0px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;line-height:19.2px;background-color:transparent;font-family:Verdana, Arial, Gulim;text-align:center;"></p> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201804/15229773165905272fb57a4cf780ba8e5def573ac0__mn317535__w600__h338__f30074__Ym201804.jpg" width="600" height="338" alt="mug_obj_148490361764060293.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="30074"></div><br><p></p>