<p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"></span></p> <div style="text-align: center"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center">원글 출처 : <a target="_blank" href="http://andy9615.blog.me/120192028676" target="_blank">http://andy9615.blog.me/120192028676</a></div> <div style="text-align: center"><br /></div> <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/test2/d9cWlo2m7qKySvBDZ.png" width="549" height="547" alt="키스2.png" style="border: none" /></div><br /> <p></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">[키스하면 저 곰이 무는건 아니겠죠? ㄷㄷㄷ]</span></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">(출처 : </span><font face="나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif" size="3"><span style="font-size: 10pt"><a target="_blank" href="http://on.fb.me/151Fi29" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word"><span style="font-size: 10pt">http://on.fb.me/151Fi29</span></a>)</span></font></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">오늘은 키스데이라네요~ ♥</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">하지만 당신은 모쏠(모태솔로)이라구요?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">고객님. 만..많이 당황하셨어요?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">또르르... ☆☆</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">하지만 실망마세요~</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">길거리에서 이쁜여자를 만나면 이렇게 이야기해보세요~</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">어서 솔로부대 전역해서</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">짚불삼겹살처럼 이글이글 불타는 사랑을 해보아요~</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt"> </span></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"></p> <div style="text-align: center"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/test2/4TmE9wtNEJYivmcW3riyO.jpg" width="488" height="335" alt="sijakh_0962216166.jpg" style="border: none" /></div> <div style="text-align: left"><br /></div><br /> <p></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="font-size: 12pt"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><b><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height: 15.453125px; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">[</span></font><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif" size="2"><span style="line-height: 15.453125px; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">길거리에서 이쁜 여자에게 말거는 방법]</span></font></b><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px" /><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px" /><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">남: 동전좀 빌려 주실래요?</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">여: 뭐하시게요?</span><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px" /><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">남: 어머니께 전화해서 꿈에 그리던 여인을 만났노라고 말하게요.</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; color: #000000"><br /></span></b></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><b><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; color: #000000">※ 주의 사항 : 마마보이로 오인받을 수 있다.</span><br /></b></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"> </p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><br style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px" /><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><br />남: 응급처치 할줄아세요?<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">여: 왜요?<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">남: 당신이 제 심장을 멎게 하거든요!!<br /><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt"><br /></span></b></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt">※ 주의 사항 : 멀쩡한 심장에 전기 충격 마사지를 받을 수 있다.</span></b></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />남: 길 좀 알려 주시겠어요?<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">여: 어디요?<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">남: 당신 마음으로 가는 길이요.<br /><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt"><br /></span></b></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt">※ 주의 사항 : 네비게이션을 강매 당할 수 있다.</span></b></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />남: 당신에게 지금 입고 있는 셔츠 상표 봐도 되냐고 묻고 싶어요.<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">여: 왜요?<br /> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px">남: 천사표 인가 볼려고요 *^^*<br /><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt"><br /></span></b></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; color: #000000; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><span style="font-size: 10pt; line-height: 18px"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt">※ 주의 사항 : 동대문에서 옷파는 알바로 오인받을 수 있다.</span></b></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 돋움, Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12.727272033691406px; line-height: 15.454545021057129px"><span style="color: #000000; font-family: 돋움, Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline"> </span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline"><br /><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">남: 당신은 늘 피곤하시겠어요.</span></font><br /><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><br /></span></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline"><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">여: 왜요?</span></font><br /><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><br /></span></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline"><font color="#333333" face="lucida grande, tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 15.454545021057129px; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000">남: 하루 종일 제 머리에서 돌아다니니까요.</span></font></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt"><br /></span></b></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt">※ 주의 사항 : 정신병원에 보호감호 처분을 받을 수 있다.</span></b></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: justify"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh"><br /></span></b></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/test2/U9ukzu6KPt4IoHMPjZvi.jpg" width="418" height="1111" alt="길거리 헌팅 역관광.jpg" style="color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; font-size: 12px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left; border: none" /></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><b><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 12pt">[ㅋㅋㅋ]</span></b></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; color: #333333; font-family: 돋움; text-align: center"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline; font-size: 10pt; font-family: 나눔고딕, NanumGothic, sans-serif; color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 궁서, gungsuh; font-size: 10pt">(출처 : </span></span><font face="궁서, gungsuh" size="3"><span style="font-size: 10pt"><a target="_blank" href="http://bit.ly/1bBt43J" target="_blank" class="con_link" style="text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word">http://bit.ly/1bBt43J</a>)</span></font></p>
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