<div style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px">누가 약빨고 지어낸 건지 진짜인 건지...</div> <div style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"><br /></div><span style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px">http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/?ref=auto</span> <div style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"><br /></div> <div style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"><br /></div> <div style="font-family: Gulim; line-height: 21.600000381469727px"><article class="full-article" data-article-id="1778"> <h1>Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory<iframe marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" name="google_ads_iframe_/1009948/300x250_abovefold_0" id="google_ads_iframe_/1009948/300x250_abovefold_0" frameborder="0" height="250" scrolling="no" width="300" style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5; border-width: 0px; border-style: none; vertical-align: bottom"></iframe></h1> <div class="article-body"> <p style="margin: 0px">KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning are now asserting that the long-held "theory of gravity" is flawed, and they have responded to it with a new theory of Intelligent Falling.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><span class="image bound" rel="http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1778/Evangelical-Scientists-C_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg"><img class="tcx_image" src="http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1778/Evangelical-Scientists-C_jpg_250x1000_q85.jpg" alt="" title="" style="max-width: 800px; height: auto" /><span class="caption">Rev. Gabriel Burdett explains Intelligent Falling.</span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><span class="image bound" rel="http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1778/Evangelical-Scientists-C_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg"><span class="caption"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><span class="image bound" rel="http://media.theonion.com/images/articles/article/1778/Evangelical-Scientists-C_jpg_600x1000_q85.jpg"><span class="caption"><br /></span></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px">"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied ure, and physics from Oral Roberts University.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">Burdett added: "Gravity—which is taught to our children as a law—is founded on great gaps in understanding. The laws predict the mutual force between all bodies of mass, but they cannot explain that force. Isaac Newton himself said, 'I suspect that my theories may all depend upon a force for which philosophers have searched all of nature in vain.' Of course, he is alluding to a higher power."</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">Founded in 1987, the ECFR is the world's leading institution of evangelical physics, a branch of physics based on literal interpretation of the Bible.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">According to the ECFR paper published simultaneously this week in the <i>International Journal Of Science</i> and the adolescent magazine <i>God's Word For Teens!</i>, there are many phenomena that cannot be explained by secular gravity alone, including such mysteries as how angels fly, how Jesus ascended into Heaven, and how Satan fell when cast out of Paradise.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">The ECFR, in conjunction with the Christian Coalition and other Christian conservative action groups, is calling for public-school curriculums to give equal time to the Intelligent Falling theory. They insist they are not asking that the theory of gravity be banned from schools, but only that students be offered both sides of the issue "so they can make an informed decision."</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">"We just want the best possible education for Kansas' kids," Burdett said.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">Proponents of Intelligent Falling assert that the different theories used by secular physicists to explain gravity are not internally consistent. Even critics of Intelligent Falling admit that Einstein's ideas about gravity are mathematically irreconcilable with quantum mechanics. This fact, Intelligent Falling proponents say, proves that gravity is a theory in crisis.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">Critics of Intelligent Falling point out that gravity is a provable law based on empirical observations of natural phenomena. Evangelical physicists, however, insist that there is no conflict between Newton's mathematics and Holy ure.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">"Closed-minded gravitists cannot find a way to make Einstein's general relativity match up with the subatomic quantum world," said Dr. Ellen Carson, a leading Intelligent Falling expert known for her work with the Kansan Youth Ministry. "They've been trying to do it for *** better part of a century now, and despite all their empirical observation and carefully compiled data, they still don't know how."</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">"Traditional scientists admit that they cannot explain how gravitation is supposed to work," Carson said. "What the gravity-agenda scientists need to realize is that 'gravity waves' and 'gravitons' are just secular words for 'God can do whatever He wants.'"</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">Some evangelical physicists propose that Intelligent Falling provides an elegant solution to the central problem of modern physics.</p> <p style="margin: 0px">"Anti-falling physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."<span class="term bgcontain"></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">----</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">물체가 낙하하는 이유는 무슨 중력이 작용하기 때문인 게 아니라, 어떠한 높은 수준의 지적 존재가 아래로 밀어내기 때문이라는 주장이 출현.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">공립학교 교육과정에 지적낙하론을 포함시킬 것을 요구. 중력 이론을 배제하자는 것이 아니라 동등한 교육의 기회를 제공하자는 취지일 뿐임을 강조.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">기존 과학계에서 중력을 설명하는 방식이 서로 일치하지 않음을 지적하며, 아인슈타인의 이론이 양자역학과 수학적으로 호환되지 못함을 보면 중력 이론은 위기를 겪고 있는 이론임이 명백하다 함.</p> <p style="margin: 0px"><br /></p> <p style="margin: 0px">마태 15:14 '소경이 소경을 인도하면 둘 다 구덩이에 빠지게 될 것이니'에서 예수님은 단지 그들이 구덩이 속으로 떨어진다고 했지 중력에 관해 설명한 적은 없다</p> <p style="margin: 0px">욥 5:7 '<span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5">사람은 고생을 위하여 났으니 불꽃이 위로 날아 가는 것 같으니라' 라 하였는데 중력이 모든 것을 아래로 끌어당긴다면 어떻게 불꽃은 명백하게 위로 날아가는 양상을 보이는가? 이를 보면 의식이 있는 지성이 모든 낙하현상을 주관함을 알 수 있다</span></p> <p style="margin: 0px"><span style="font-size: 9pt; line-height: 1.5"><br /></span></p> <p style="margin: 0px">뭐 이따구 이야기를 진지하게 써 놓은 기사입니다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 대놓고 지적설계론이 진화론에 시비거는 양상을 그대로 패러디했네요.</p></div></article></div>