모바일 오유 바로가기
http://m.todayhumor.co.kr
분류 게시판
베스트
  • 베스트오브베스트
  • 베스트
  • 오늘의베스트
  • 유머
  • 유머자료
  • 유머글
  • 이야기
  • 자유
  • 고민
  • 연애
  • 결혼생활
  • 좋은글
  • 자랑
  • 공포
  • 멘붕
  • 사이다
  • 군대
  • 밀리터리
  • 미스터리
  • 술한잔
  • 오늘있잖아요
  • 투표인증
  • 새해
  • 이슈
  • 시사
  • 시사아카이브
  • 사회면
  • 사건사고
  • 생활
  • 패션
  • 패션착샷
  • 아동패션착샷
  • 뷰티
  • 인테리어
  • DIY
  • 요리
  • 커피&차
  • 육아
  • 법률
  • 동물
  • 지식
  • 취업정보
  • 식물
  • 다이어트
  • 의료
  • 영어
  • 맛집
  • 추천사이트
  • 해외직구
  • 취미
  • 사진
  • 사진강좌
  • 카메라
  • 만화
  • 애니메이션
  • 포니
  • 자전거
  • 자동차
  • 여행
  • 바이크
  • 민물낚시
  • 바다낚시
  • 장난감
  • 그림판
  • 학술
  • 경제
  • 역사
  • 예술
  • 과학
  • 철학
  • 심리학
  • 방송연예
  • 연예
  • 음악
  • 음악찾기
  • 악기
  • 음향기기
  • 영화
  • 다큐멘터리
  • 국내드라마
  • 해외드라마
  • 예능
  • 팟케스트
  • 방송프로그램
  • 무한도전
  • 더지니어스
  • 개그콘서트
  • 런닝맨
  • 나가수
  • 디지털
  • 컴퓨터
  • 프로그래머
  • IT
  • 안티바이러스
  • 애플
  • 안드로이드
  • 스마트폰
  • 윈도우폰
  • 심비안
  • 스포츠
  • 스포츠
  • 축구
  • 야구
  • 농구
  • 바둑
  • 야구팀
  • 삼성
  • 두산
  • NC
  • 넥센
  • 한화
  • SK
  • 기아
  • 롯데
  • LG
  • KT
  • 메이저리그
  • 일본프로야구리그
  • 게임1
  • 플래시게임
  • 게임토론방
  • 엑스박스
  • 플레이스테이션
  • 닌텐도
  • 모바일게임
  • 게임2
  • 던전앤파이터
  • 마비노기
  • 마비노기영웅전
  • 하스스톤
  • 히어로즈오브더스톰
  • gta5
  • 디아블로
  • 디아블로2
  • 피파온라인2
  • 피파온라인3
  • 워크래프트
  • 월드오브워크래프트
  • 밀리언아서
  • 월드오브탱크
  • 블레이드앤소울
  • 검은사막
  • 스타크래프트
  • 스타크래프트2
  • 베틀필드3
  • 마인크래프트
  • 데이즈
  • 문명
  • 서든어택
  • 테라
  • 아이온
  • 심시티5
  • 프리스타일풋볼
  • 스페셜포스
  • 사이퍼즈
  • 도타2
  • 메이플스토리1
  • 메이플스토리2
  • 오버워치
  • 오버워치그룹모집
  • 포켓몬고
  • 파이널판타지14
  • 배틀그라운드
  • 기타
  • 종교
  • 단어장
  • 자료창고
  • 운영
  • 공지사항
  • 오유운영
  • 게시판신청
  • 보류
  • 임시게시판
  • 메르스
  • 세월호
  • 원전사고
  • 2016리오올림픽
  • 2018평창올림픽
  • 코로나19
  • 2020도쿄올림픽
  • 게시판찾기
  • 오유인페이지
    개인차단 상태
    미스공님의
    개인페이지입니다
    가입 : 08-10-06
    방문 : 2682회
    닉네임변경 이력
    회원차단
    회원차단해제
    게시물ID : panic_91418
    작성자 : 야설왕짐보
    추천 : 6
    조회수 : 3052
    IP : 211.253.***.18
    댓글 : 5개
    등록시간 : 2016/11/06 15:03:01
    http://todayhumor.com/?panic_91418 모바일
    [약스압] 'X 생태 보고서' 1~3편
    <div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="11X생태보고서_표지_긴것_최종.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478411698f5473ff85ab4469cb1b0a53918e00cad__mn61638__w764__h1081__f219447__Ym201611.jpg" width="764" height="1081" filesize="219447"></div> <div> </div> <div align="center"><strong>※ </strong><strong style="font-size:9pt;">등장하는 모든 사진, 인물, 이름, 지명, 배경은 사실과 무관합니다.</strong></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div></div> <div><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:130%;margin-top:4pt;font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;"><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';color:#b20000;font-size:54pt;font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;">생태 보고서</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:130%;margin-top:4pt;font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:24pt;font-weight:bold;"></span> </div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:250%;margin-top:4pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">: </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">살인마</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">돌아이 거기에 왜 하필 나</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us">?</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:250%;margin-top:4pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-weight:bold;" lang="en-us"></span> </div></div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"><1></span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;font-weight:bold;"><font size="5">고</font></span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">요함은 터무니 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">생떼를 부리지도 화를 내지도 않지만 그 자체만으로 충분히 사람을 불편하게 하는 재주를 가졌다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사실 나란 인간은 그런 고요에 꽤나 익숙해진 부류의 사람이지만 이 순간만큼은 양심에 입각하여 최소한 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 척</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이라도 해야한다는 중압감에 빠져 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">드르륵</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사내가 낡은 타자기의 먹지를 갈아 끼웠다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">담배를 입에 물고 불을 붙이지만 흔히 보던 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한 대 태우시겠습니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">같은 친절은 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">조금 전 먹은 설렁탕을 아쉬운 듯 바라보며 이에 낀 고춧가루를 떼어내는데에 집중하는 모습에서 약간의 무신경함만이 느껴질 뿐이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어딘지 소외된 느낌</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다행히 사내는 곧 앞니 정 중앙에 끼인 붉은색의 파편을 떼어내는데 성공했고 이내 손가락을 튕겨 늦은 점심의 증거물을 은폐한다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 순간 그와 나의 시선이 맹렬히 마주했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보통 상대를 빤히 바라보는 것은 충분히 실례가 될 만한 일이지만 이 곳만은 예외다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">경찰서</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">팽팽한 기 싸움 정돈 예사로 이루어지는 곳이 아닌가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">자 그럼 시작해 볼까요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이창주씨</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뿌드득</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">깍지를 낀 채 팔을 뻗고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">피곤한 손마디를 푸는 동작이 흡사 모든 것을 받아들일 준비가 되어 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그렇게 말하는 것처럼 보였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">실제로 그의 표정은 연극표를 손에 든 관객이나 유명 작가의 신간을 구입한 애독자의 그것처럼 보였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 조용히 기도했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">겉으로 보이는 여유 만큼이나 그가 가진 이해의 폭이 넓길</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리하여 어떠한 이야기를 들어도 놀라거나 노여워하지 않고 쉬이 받아들이길</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그로인해 부디 나에 대한 불필요한 억측이나 오해 또한 없길</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">바라마지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">* * * * * * * * * </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><strong><font size="5">내</font></strong> 이름은 이창주</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이하 편의를 위해 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라고 하겠다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">평범한 소시민이자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">돌아가신 아버지 어머니의 유일한 아들이자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">납세에 충실한 평범한 직장인이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. 30</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년이란 긴 세월을 살아왔지만 지나온 날들을 모조리 나열해도 특이점이라곤 찾을래야 찾을 수가 없는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니 대체 무슨 이유로 살아가는지 조차 알 수 없는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그야말로 평범의 극치를 달리는 보통중의 보통 사람이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">째깍째깍</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쉼 없이 움직이지만 누구도 그 존재를 알지 못하는 시계 속 작은 부속품처럼 말이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 내 인생에 조금이나마 특별한 것을 대라면 아마도 유일</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">唯一</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한 여사친</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여자 사람 친구</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인 도아이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이하 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 몇 년전부터 동거를 시작한 동성친구 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 존재였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여사친 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 태어날 때부터 옆 집에 살았고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이웃이었던 부모님 간의 사이가 돈독했으며 이성적으로 끌릴만한 매력이 전혀 없어 편안한 친구가 될 수 있었던 것과 달리</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비록 동성이긴 하지만 나와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 관계는 그 시작부터가 모호한 애매함의 극치였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 오늘부터 여기서 같이 지내도 되냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그다지 친한 관계라 여기지 않았던 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 갑자기 짐을 싸들고 나를 찾은 건 정확히 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년 전의 일이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">얼굴 정도는 아는 사이지만 친분이 있던 것은 아니어서 약간의 당혹감쯤 없었던 것은 아니지만 갑작스런 방문자를 맞이하며 예의 하게 마련인 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무슨 사정이 있나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">며칠 머물다 가겠지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 같은 뜨뜨미지근한 애매함이 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">게다가 난 부모님이 사고로 한꺼번에 돌아가신 후 혼자 살기엔 너무 넓은 집에서 적적함을 느끼고 있던 차였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 그게 벌써 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제 아무리 무던하고 무신경한 나라해도 신경이 쓰이지 않을 수 없는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어느덧 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 내 집을 제 집 마냥 살고 있었고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">방 하나를 제 몫으로 온전히 차지한 것은 물론 냉장고며 창고며 지하실이며 비어있는 곳만 보이면 제 물건들을 가져다 채워넣는 뻔뻔함까지 보였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">싫은 소리 한 번 하지 못 하는 우유부단한 성격의 나도 그런 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 무신경함엔 슬슬 지쳐가고 있었고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">언젠가 한 번은 따끔한 말을 해주어야 겠다는 생각을 가지고 있던 터였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마침 그때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">유일한 여사친인 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 나를 찾았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오랜 친구의 방문은 나로 하여금 믿을만한 카운슬러의 방문처럼 여겨졌고 흔쾌히 마음의 빗장을 열어 쌓여 있던 불만을 쏟아내는 시간을 만들었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“X? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 키 크고 잘 생기고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">목소리는 여자들이 뻑 간다는 목욕탕 울림의 중저음을 구사하며</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">적당히 빗어 넘긴 연 갈색의 곱슬 머리조차 멋스럽다는 그 친구</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너랑 함께 있으면 누가 집 주인인지 오해하게 만들 뿐러 종종 너를 이 집 종 놈이나 바퀴벌레처럼 보이게 만든다는 그 신종 해충 제조기</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">응</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 조금 언짢다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쿨 한게 또 내 매력이잖니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 예의 그 쾌활한 웃음을 터트리며 눈치 없이 내 팔을 두드렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 버릇이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">재밌고 즐거우면 곁에 있는 사람을 때리는 것</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래도 머리까지 때리는 건 좀 아니지 않나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우유부단한 성격은 이럴 때 참 좋다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">화를 낼까 말까 고민하다 결심을 굳히기도 전에 감정이 사그라든다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그때 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">ㅇㅇㅇ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">했어야 하는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">같은 후회만 하지 않는다면</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">종교인으로서나 인격자로선 분명 지대한 장점임에 틀림 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여튼 난</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 우유부단함의 과도기적 지점을 지나고 있는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와의 동거에 대해 논해야 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">타인의 험담을 즐기진 않지만 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 나의 가장 친한 친구이고 우군을 만든다는 행위는 타인의 동조를 얻어냄으로써 심리적 안정에 기여하는 바가 컸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와의 동거 자체엔 크게 불만이 없는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">요컨대 라이프 스타일이 안 맞는다 이거지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시나 여사친 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 화법은 심플했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">장장 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">45</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">분이나 이어진 긴 열변의 앞 토막 중 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">랑 같이 사는게 싫다는 것 보다는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">– </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나의 쫌스러움을 포장하기 위한 그러나 이후 계속 된 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에 대한 험담을 통해 싫은게 아닌게 아니지만 아니라고 해서 아닌건 또 아닌</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">을 간단히 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">불만 없음</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">으로 정리하고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이후 끝없이 열거된 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 단점들을 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라이프 스타일의 차이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">로 귀결하는 재주는 실로 놀랍기 그지 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 년</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">귓구녕이 막혔나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">문득 유년시절 팔랑거리는 내 고막을 간질이던 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에 대한 세간의 평가가 떠올랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">돌아이 그것도 상 돌아이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">새삼스러울 건 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">학교 앞 자판에서 산 병아리 삼천원어치를 제 집 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">층 옥상에서 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">날아봐 어서</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하며 날린 것이나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">병아리가 날지 못하자 부러진 다리로 삐약거리는 그것들 위로 홧김에 나를 밀어버린 일 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">- </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래 기억난다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아주 생생히</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나도 그 아이들처럼 다리가 부러져 두 달이나 깁스를 했었지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">– </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이후론 나도 짐짓 포기한 지 오래였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라이프 스타일 정돈 남자답게 서로 이해할 건 이해하고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">타협할 건 타협해야지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쩨쩨하게 굴지마 임마</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그보단 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하고 나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">언제쯤 자리를 만들어 볼 생각이신지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">흐흐흣</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비록 사심이 담뿍 묻어있다 하나 이런 식의 훈계를</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그것도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 듣는 것은 나로서도 꽤나 굴욕적인 일이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제 아무리 뜨뜨미지근한 성격의 나라도 이런 땐 본때를 보여 주고 싶게 마련이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 즉시 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 데리고 냉장고 앞으로 갔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">열어봐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐긴 뭐야 냉장고지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안에 술취해서 오바이트라도 해놨어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩜 남자답기도 하지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오바이트와 남자다움의 상관관계가 무엇인지 나는 언뜻 떠올릴 수 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 안에 든 것이 무엇이든 똥인지 된장인지 찍어먹어보고야 말겠다는 애틋한 눈빛으로 손잡이를 잡아 당겼다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아우 냄새</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">문을 열자마자 냉기에 섞여 쏟아지기 시작한 악취</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 이루 형용할 수 없는 격렬한 후각의 고통엔 악취미의 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 당해낼 수 없는지 코를 감싸쥔 채 물었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">똥 쌌냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">차라리 똥을 쌌으면</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 치웠지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">걍 뒀겠냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하긴</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전에도 내가 술 취해서 설사병 걸렸을 때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니가 발가벗겨서 다 닦아 놨었지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">구석구석 깨끗이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사랑한다 친구야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">욕실에 그냥 버려놨으면 나 그 겨울에 입 돌아갔을 거야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 입술에 니 지분 인정</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이따 가기 전에 뽀뽀 한 번 해줄테니 양치하고 가글 잊지마라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전에도</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">] </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보단</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, [</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전에도 몇 번</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">]</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 정확한 표현이라 생각하지만 눈깔이 두 개 다 멀쩡하면 추억보단 현실을 직시하는게 좋지 않겠냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">냉정한 새끼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">홀딱 벗은 매혹적인 몸매의 섹시 폭탄을 해체만 하고 터트리지 않은걸로 봐선 넌 고자가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">99.99% </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">확실하지만 일단은 네 의견을 겸허히 수용토록하마</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">망할</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 나머지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">0.01%</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 뭔데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니가 게이일 가능성</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그건 왜 그거 밖에 안되는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니가 지금 동거중인 우리 그이와의 관계에 선입견을 가지고 싶지 않다고나 할까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? X </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이따 오는거지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">모태 신앙은 물론 모태 오지랖에 모태 솔로까지 보유한 모태 삼연벙 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 연신 김칫국을 사발째 드링킹 했지만 이 뜻밖의 만찬은 그리 길게 갈 수 있는 성질의 것이 아니었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">닥치고 그 안에 있는거나 꺼내봐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 김치통</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이게 뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어차피 이거 진짜 사람 머리도 아니잖아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 야채칸에 있는 것도 꺼내봐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왠 족발</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">발톱에 메니큐어 칠해놨네</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">발목도 나보다 얇고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">냉동실은 한 술 더 떠</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어디보자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">곱창을 하나 가득 얼려놨네</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">머리도 하나 더 있고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 비닐 봉다리에 있는 거 전부 다 손가락이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">백개도 넘겠는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐 느끼는 거 없어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">있지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안타깝다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우리 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">분장</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">특수효과 그런 쪽 스탭들은 처우가 열악하다던데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니까 이런 구리구리한 집에 얹혀 사는거 아냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">돈이냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사랑이냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">갈등된다 갈등 돼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">알지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 워낙 귀하게 자라다 보니 험한 일 못하는 거</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> <div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="1-2.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478411775eca1cea134cc484ea8d41a6ca803ffc8__mn61638__w764__h382__f86210__Ym201611.jpg" width="764" height="382" filesize="86210"></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div>    <strong style="font-size:9pt;">※ </strong><strong style="font-size:9pt;">등장하는 모든 사진, 인물, 이름, 지명, 배경은 사실과 무관합니다.</strong></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">막막함이 밀려왔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어디서부터 어떻게 설명해야 할지 갑갑했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 친구 아이는 돌아이일 뿐 아니라 눈치따윈 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1g</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 없다는 걸 잠시 잊고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이걸 죽여 살려</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">혼자서 중얼거리던 순간 벨이 울렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">딩동</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">딩동</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누굴까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 시간에 집에 찾아올 사람이 없는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인터폰을 확인하자 당연하지만 한편으론 뜻 밖의 얼굴이 모습을 드러냈다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 이 시간에 왜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...?”</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"><2></span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;font-weight:bold;"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;font-weight:bold;"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;font-weight:bold;"><font size="5">의</font></span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아한 일이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 보통 이런 늦은 시간엔 집에 들어오지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">낮에는 줄창 잠을 자고 밤이 되면 새벽까지 쏘다니다 아침 해를 보고서야 돌아오는 것</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 일상적인 생활 패턴이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 겨우 밤 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">10</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시가 넘은 시간에 집에 돌아오다니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">게다가 돌아이 여사친 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 수상한 동거인 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 만남은 그닥 내키지 않는 조합이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">열쇠는 어쩌고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쫓기다가 잃어버렸지 뭐야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쫓기다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’ X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 늘 숨기거나 속이는 법이 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 우스운건지 아니면 믿음직스러운 건지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">– </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">기왕이면 후자라고 믿고 싶다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. - </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">늘 있는 그대로 이야기하는 직설 화법의 달인 답게 온 몸이 땀으로 흠뻑 젖어 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니가 며칠 전부터 할 얘기 있다며 일찍 좀 들어오라고 했잖아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 할 얘기란 거 뭐야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">할 얘기</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐긴 뭐냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">당연히 무 월세 동거인에 대한 퇴거 요청이지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마침 오늘 물건 환불 받을 때 데리고 가면 얼굴부터 먹어준다는 기 센 언니 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 함께 겠다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나가달라고 확</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">질러</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그때였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안녕하세요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">저는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 불알</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니 가장 절친한 미모의 친구 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라고 해요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">말씀 많이 들었습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭘까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 얼토당토않음은</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">느닷없이 집에 돌아온데다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쫓기기까지 했음은 물론 옷 깃에 붉은 핏자국까지 묻혀온 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보다 나를 더 당혹스럽게 만든 것은</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">갑자기 요조숙녀라도 된 양 수줍은 표정으로 얼굴을 붉히는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 가식적인 콧소리였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">말씀 많이 들었어요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">듣던대로 미인이시네요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋 미인은요 무슨</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그냥 뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">연예인 할 생각 없냐 종종 물어보고 귀찮게 구는 정도</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐 그렇죠 뭐 호호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 이를 악물었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 콧소리가 너무 과하다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">듣도 보도 못한 같잖은 짓거리에 웃음이 터지다 못해 방귀라도 뿜어야 할 판이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">애써 괄약근을 다잡으며 나는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 속삭였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 콧소리 뒤진다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">닥쳐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 콧구멍에 왈가왈부하지마</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">원래 여자들은 번식기가 되면 호르몬 때문에 콧 평수 조절이 안된다고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오늘 우리집에 내셔널 지오그래픽 찍으러 왔냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보십시오</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하마의 교미입니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">꺼져</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 오늘 빤스랑 브라 셋트로 맞춰입고 왔어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니 그 쯤하고 아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">리 싸무세요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오늘은 나도 내가 적응이 잘 안되니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">둘이 무슨 얘기를 그렇게 정답게 해요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우리 둘의 팽팽한 기 싸움에 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 끼어들었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우리 둘 사이의 사정이야 알 리 없는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 그런 모습조차 귀엽다는 듯 해맑게 웃었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">순도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">100%</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 연애감정 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">0.00%</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 순수한 친구끼리 나누는 지극히 사소한 이야기랍니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">씨는 미소가 참 매력적이에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 말 많이 듣죠</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어맛</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">웬일이야 웬일</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">많이 듣긴 하지만 이렇게 들으니 또 색다르네요 호호호홋 호호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐랄까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 생각이 들었다 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">랄 똥을 싸네</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다소 과격하지만 이보다 더 내 심경을 잘 표현 할 수 있는 말은 단언코 없으리라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">참</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">두 사람 대화하는 데 방해가 되지 않으면 저 잠깐 뉴스 좀 봐도 될까요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">괜찮지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러세요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시나 사람이 틀리면 수준이 틀리네요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누구는 허구헌날 미소녀 애니메이션에 야동에 가방끈 늘릴 생각은 않고 휴지끈만 늘리는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시 사람은 생긴대로 논다고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뉴스</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아 틀리다 틀려</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">틀리긴 뭐가 틀려 이 또</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 저번에 우리 집에 와서 여성향 포</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">르</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">노 다운 받아 갔잖아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누구세요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전 그런 일 없는데요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">포</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">르</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">노가 뭐예요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전 뽀로로는 알아도 포</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">르</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">노는 모르는 순수한 여자랍니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잇힝</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">옆구리를 찔러 귓속말로 추궁해봤지만 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 완강하게 모르쇠로 일관했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뻔뻔하기 그지 없는 것</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이것이 번식의 역사라면 나는 그것을 거짓의 역사라 말하리라 다짐했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 사이 리모컨을 든 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">TV</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 켰다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러자 채널을 돌리고 자시고 할 것도 없이 멀쩡하던 정규방송이 중단되며 긴급 속보란 거창한 타이틀과 함께 긴장한 기색이 역력한 앵커 하나가 모습을 드러냈다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">긴급 속보를 알려드립니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최근 몇 년간 세상을 떠들썩 하게 했던 연쇄 살인마가 또 모습을 드러냈습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이번에도 역시 피해자는 힘없는 여성이었습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마성기 기자가 현장에 나가 있습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마성기 기자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">네 안녕하십니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">현장에 나와 있는 마성기 기자입니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">겉으로 보기엔 평범하기 그지 없는 공터</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 오늘 이 곳에선 충격적인 사건이 벌어졌습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">일명 망치 살인마로 알려진 연쇄 살인마가 또 다시 범죄를 저지른 것입니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">피해자는 일반인 조모씨로 이 곳 공터까지 유인 당한 후 두개골과 안면의 심각한 골절로 현장에서 사망했습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">예 강남서 홍순철 경장입니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이번 사건은 일명 망치 살인마로 알려진 연쇄 살인마와 범행 수법이 유사한 것으로 보아 동일범의 소행으로 보고 있고요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인근 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">CCTV</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 통해 예상 도주로를 확보 용의자를 특정키 위해 최선의 노력을</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">현재 경찰에선 범인으로 추정되는 묘령의 남성을 쫓고 있으나 추적과정에서 놓친 것으로 알려져 있습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">키 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">185</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 호리호리한 몸</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">검은색의 상의를 입고 있었는데요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이와 유사한 복장이나 수상한 사람을 목격하신 분은 즉각 경찰에 신고해 주시기 바랍니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">예</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마성기 기자 잘 들었습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">들으신 대로 연쇄 살인범의 또 다시 살인 행각을 벌였고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이번엔 우연히 범행현장이 목격돼 추격은 했지만 체포에는 실패했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 말씀이시군요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">네 그렇습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. 185</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 키에 정확하진 않으나 호남형 얼굴의 소유자라고 합니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">많은 제보 부탁드리겠습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이것으로 속보 마치고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">자세한 소식은 자정 전 마감 뉴스에서 다시 정리해 드리겠습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고맙습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">속보가 끝나자 용건이 없다는 듯 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">TV</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 꺼버렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안 그래도 늦은 밤</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마주보는 세 사람과 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">TV</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마저 사라진 고요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">애매한 기류가 포착됐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아직 거친 숨을 내쉬며 야생의 눈빛을 내보이는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 조물주 위에 건물주라는데 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나가달라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 그 말이 그리도 어려운 나의 우유부단함</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 뉴스 따윈 안중에도 없는 듯 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">만을 바라보며 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에 의한</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">만을 위한 눈빛으로 하트를 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뿅뿅</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">날리는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 뿜어내는 핑크빛 기류였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어찌 이런 끔찍한 혼종의 기류가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이상하게 등골이 서늘했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니나 다를까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 거실 탁자 위에 품에 지니고 있던 작은 손망치를 꺼내놓았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그나저나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 할 얘기란거</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어떨 땐 섬뜩하지만 이렇게 웃으며 이야기 할 때의 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 해맑다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여자들은 아마도 이 순수한 미소에 속아 녀석을 따라가는 거겠지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">결과야 뭐 뉴스에서 본 대로고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 새끼 내가 무슨 말 할지 눈치까고 일부러 망치 꺼내놓은거 아니야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하는 의구심으로 바라봤지만 녀석은 그저 웃기만 할 뿐 이렇다할 채근은 하지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 사이 눈치 없는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 재빨리 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 손망치를 집어들며 말했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왠 망치</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너무 귀엽다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제가 제일 아끼는 거에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아버지 유품이거든요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">혹시 영화 올드보이 보셨어요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어머머머</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">웬일이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">저 제일 좋아하는 영화에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩜 이렇게 영화보는 취향까지 똑같냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러게요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">올드보이 그 격투씬</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">정말 최고예요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">전 아직도 볼 때마다 전율이 치밀어요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이마에 한 방</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가슴뼈에 한 방</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와작하고 뼈가 부러지는 그</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">손 맛</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어머어머</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">표현도 남다르셔라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시 영화계에 종사하시는 분 답게 뭔가 리얼리즘이 가미된</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 느낌이네요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">저도 정말 좋아하는 영화거든요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 왜 있잖아요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최민수씨가 정색하고 하는 대사 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누구냐 넌</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">]”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우와</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">저 지금 놀랐어요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">씨 목소리하고 톤</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">완전 똑같아요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">같고 또 닮은게 어디 목소리하고 톤 뿐이겠냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">생긴 것도 닮았지 이 여자 오대수야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 그 영화 좋아한다면서 거기 최민수가 왠 말이냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최민식이지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’ B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 계속된 가식적인 행태에 불만이 터져나왔지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">일단은 끼어들지 않기로 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">약간의 오해가 있을 뿐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 실체에 대해 알고 나면 반드시 뒤로 물러설 것이라 생각했기 때문이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 정작 뒤로 물러선 건 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 아니라 나였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">참</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이렇게 훌륭한 영화계 종사자를 고뇌하는 예술인을</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도와주기는커녕 내 쫓으려고만 하다니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">반성해 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어차피 방도 남아 돌면서 너 그렇게 사는 거 아냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안 그래요 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 나를 향해 고개를 돌렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">각도상 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 보지 못했지만 해맑음이 사라진 순도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">100%</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 묘한 구석이 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야생의 눈빛</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">파충류의 차가움</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">짐승의 굶주림</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 으르렁거렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나를</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 쫓으겠다고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">돌아가신 우리 엄마가 그랬다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마 말을 들으면 자다가도 떡이 생긴다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">새삼 나는 또 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">패를 떠 안고 엄마는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">승을 추가했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마 말을 들었어야 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최소한 그랬으면 떡이 목에 막혀서 컥컥 거릴 일은 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">옆집 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">걔 좀 이상하지 않아요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">웬만하면 걔랑 놀지 마 알았지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안되요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다른 애들은 나랑 안 놀아준단 말예요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">예쁘고 착한 친구에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나한테도 잘 해줘요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어떡하지 여보</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">얘 그때 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 밀어서 떨어졌을 때 다리만 부러진 게 아닌가봐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그치</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">웬만해선 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 예쁘다는 소리 하기 힘든데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">애들은 원래 거짓말 못 하잖아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 심각한데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">망상에 젖어 있는 사이 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 손을 내밀었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그거 돌려줄래요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">말했듯이 아버지 유품이라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">드려야죠</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우리 시아버지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어머</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 지금 뭐라니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">자 여기요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 망치를 받아들고 바라보지만 않았다면 아마 난 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 달려들어 멱살을 쥐고 흔들었을 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">유품은 개뿔</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그렇게 소중한 물건으로 남의 골통을 깨부시고 다니는게 정상이냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 야속하게도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 핑크빛 기류에 빠져 헤어나올 줄을 몰랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">모르긴 몰라도 아마 지금쯤 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와의 사이에서 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">남</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">2</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">녀냐 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">2</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">남</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">녀냐 하는 가족계획까지 세우고 있을 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이쯤 되면 어쩜 불쌍한 건 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 내가 아니라 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">일지도 모른다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 심각한 금사빠 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">- </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">금방 사랑에 빠지는 사람 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">- </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">질기긴 또 얼마나 질긴지 고래심줄 못지 않다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 열렬한 구애 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">- </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">구애라고 쓰고 스토킹이라 읽는다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. - </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에 질린 나머지 이사를 가거나 없던 불치의 병을 지어내는 것은 예사고 심한 경우 멀고 먼 타국으로 급히 의료봉사를 떠난 경우도 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그때마다 난 공항까지 달려가서 당장 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">콩고행</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">직항기를 띄우라는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 항공기 탈취시도를 막아냄은 물론 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">김포공항</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">은 이제 국제선이 뜨지 않는다는 변경된 정부시책까지 일러줘야 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> <div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="2-2.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478411863b5c50134b63b40ee844816d69a5c2a14__mn61638__w764__h382__f66667__Ym201611.jpg" width="764" height="382" filesize="66667"></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> <span style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;">    </span><strong style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;font-size:9pt;">※ </strong><strong style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;font-size:9pt;">등장하는 모든 사진, 인물, 이름, 지명, 배경은 사실과 무관합니다.</strong></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! 7</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년 전</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">버리고 도망간 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">F! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 이 새끼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니가 독도로 이사간다고 구라를 치는 통에 내가 독도는 국내가 맞지만 비행기 타고 가는 곳이 아니라 김포공항에서는 못 간다고 몇 번을 이해시켜야 핬는지 아냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 섬에 들어간 건 맞는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">독도라더니 알아 보니까 여의도더라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 시베리안 허스키 같은 놈</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나야 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 든 망치가 두렵고 겁이 나지만 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라면 어쩜 괜찮을지도 모르겠다는 생각이 스쳤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">회심의 일격을 내리꽂는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 골통이 깨어지긴 커녕 오르가즘을 느끼는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B...’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩌면 둘은 최상의 궁합</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">대답해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">망상의 시간이 너무 길었을까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">정신이 나가 있던 사이 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 성큼 앞으로 다가와 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">손에는 역시나 망치가 들렸고 바라보는 눈빛 하나하나가 숨이 턱 막힐 듯 차갑고 매섭다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보통은 집 주인이 내 쫓을라 하면 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사정 좀 봐주십시오 집 주인 나으리</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내지는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">드</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">드리겠습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">월세를</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">같은 통사정을 한다고 하던데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시나 내 팔자에 조물주 위 건물주는 애시당초에 글른 일인 듯</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 좀 더 바짝 다가오며 물었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 집을 나갔으면</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">좋겠어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">탁</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">탁</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’ ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">타악</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’ X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 망치로 제 손바닥을 두드렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무언가를 암시 하려는 행위 였을까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니면 그저 손바닥을 자가 지압한 거였을까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이유야 뭐든 갈 곳 없는 친구를 무정히 내 쫓기엔 내 우유부단함의 역사가 너무 깊었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마도 그랬다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">얘가 누굴 닮았는지 성격이 좀 뜨뜨미지근하긴 해도</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">남한테 미움 살 애는 아니에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래 엄마 말만 잘 들으면 자다가도 떡이 나온다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 생각이 머리를 스쳤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 그 순간</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 내 코앞까지 바짝 다가와 눈을 부라린다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누가봐도 이건 사람의 눈빛이 아니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제 아무리 무던한 나도 그걸 본 순간 불알이 오그라드는 걸 느꼈다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">헌데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제발</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야 나 지금 당장 나가도 갈 곳이 없어 그러니 제발 나가라는 말 만은</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">응</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이게 왠 일</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">갑자기 내 앞에 무릎을 꿇고 사정하기 시작한 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 급히 주변을 돌아보았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">경찰 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">개 사단이 우리 집 주변을 포위라도 했나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니면 군부대</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의외의 반응에 당혹감이 파도를 쳤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러자 나도 모르게 평소대로의 나로 돌아가 중얼거렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니까 꼭 지금 당장 나가달라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐 그런 건 아니고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야 라이프 스타일이 안 맞는 건 대화로 풀 문제지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">강제 퇴거는 난 반대야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라이프 스타일요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">네 라이프 스타일이요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 생긴 거 같지 않게 깔끔 떠는 구석이 있잖아요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잡동사니를 잔뜩 쌓아놓는다고 얼마나 투덜거리던지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">냉장고에 특수효과용 소품 좀 넣어둔 거 가지고 사내 자식이 쩨쩨하게</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게 싫었구나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다행이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">중간에 끼어든 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 훈수에 뭐가 그리 기쁜지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 예의 그 해맑은 표정으로 돌아와 내 손을 잡으며 다시 말했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안 그래도 묻으려고 했어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">장소를 물색하느라 시간이 좀 걸린 것 뿐이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">커다란 여행 가방도 두어개 주문해 놨고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">곧 다 치울 거야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니까 그것 때문에 나가라는 말 만은 하지 말아줘 응</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이중 인격</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 건 영화에나 있다고 생각했었는데 이렇게 순간적으로 휙휙 바뀌는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 보면 그것도 허무맹랑한 얘기만은 아니구나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 생각이 들었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사실 지난 몇 주 내가 수도 없이 되뇌인 말은</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야 나는 니가 뭘하고 다니든 사실 관심도 없고 상관하고 싶지도 않아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러니까 제발 이 집에서 나가줘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 지금까지처럼 너에 대해선 입도 뻥긋 안하고 모르는 사람처럼 살게</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 말을 진지하게 상의하기 위해 여사친 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 불렀던 거고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 퇴거를 거부하는 최악의 경우를 대비</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안 되면 나라도 나가야겠단 생각으로 멀리 떨어진 고시원도 알아본 참이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데 내 우군이 되어줘야 할 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 마치 무슨 껌딱지마냥 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 달라붙고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">퇴거는커녕 눌러앉게 될 판이되자 기가 막히고 코가 막혔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사정이 그럼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그렇게 해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩔 수 없지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 잘 됐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고마워 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시 넌 내 소중한 친구야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">기쁨이 애매하게 충만한 밤이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">해맑은 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 상황파악 못 하는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 진퇴양난에 빠진 나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래도 최악의 상황만은 아니었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 순순히 내 집에서 나가주는 플랜 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 실패했지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나에겐 앞서 말한대로 플랜 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비록 집주인이 동거인에 등떠밀려 나간다는 건 자존심 상하는 일이지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이대로 있다가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 엮여 험한 꼴을 보느니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">짐도 다 싸놨겠다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미리 알아둔 고시원에 찾아가 상황을 주시하며 며칠 떨어져 있는 것도 괜찮겠다는 생각이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">소극적인 방법이지만 위험도도 제일 낮고 안전해 보였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데 늘상 그렇듯 플랜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에서도 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 문제였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비록 플랜 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에선 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인 내가 문제였지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">친구끼리 오해도 풀렸겠다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우리 기분 좋게 술이나 한 잔 하러 갈까요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">요 앞에 신장개업한 중국집 탕수육 시키면 군만두 무한 서비스래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">군만두에 빼갈 한 잔</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">캬아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사실 이건 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 한 일 중 제일 잘 한 일이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 적당히 짝지워 내보내고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 사이 난 가방을 챙겨 떠난다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">절호의 기회가 아닐 수 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">핑계도 좋지 않은가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">젊은 두 남녀를 짝지워 내보내고 주선자는 조용히 사라진다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">#</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">소개팅의 미덕</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, #</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이것이 주선자의 길</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, #</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최민식 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">#</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">군만두 무한 서비스</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">응</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아 그게 난</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">좀 정리 할 게 있어서</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">둘이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최대한 아쉬운 표정을 지으며 손사래를 치자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">망할 년</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">기다렸다는 듯 바로 등 돌려 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 팔짱을 낀다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 어쩐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 우리 둘이 가야겠네</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩔 수 없이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">#</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">영악한 년</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, #</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">배신의 아이콘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, #</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니 얼굴 최민식 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">#</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게 바로 번식의 길</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">완벽한 상황 설정에 콧노래가 나오려고 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 그도 잠시</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 침울한 얼굴로 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 팔짱을 풀어내며 말했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 안 가면</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나도 안 갈래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭬</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭬야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 그때 처음 봤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. 30</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년을 살면서 한 번도 본 적 없는 무시무시한 얼굴</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">분노와 절망 그리고 광기가 서린 공포스러운 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 얼굴을</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비록 이건 비밀이지만 너무 오랜 세월 친구로 지낸 탓인지 난 여사친 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 표정을 통해 그 애의 마음을 읽을 수 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">들었지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">따라와 이 새끼야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">싫어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">두</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">둘이서 가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 안오면 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 안 간다잖아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 조카신발</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시베리안 허스키 같은 놈아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안돼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래도 안돼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 목에 칼이 들어가도 안돼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">서로의 눈빛속에 오가는 정다운 폭언의 말들</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비로소 난 천형의 업이었던 우유부단함을 벗어내고 차도남으로 거듭나고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이렇게 매몰차게 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">거절</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">을 하다니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">실로 나조차 놀랄만한 일이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">물론 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 그 거부할 수 없는 제안을 하기 전까지는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">김포공항 갈까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이대로 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 콩고 행 항공기 탈취범이 되어 착륙불가의 독도 상공을 떠도는 범법자가 될 것이냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니면 탈출시기를 조금 미루고 가볍게 술 한잔 적실 것인가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">애초에 어려운 계산은 아니었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">양장피</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">양장피를 시키자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">콜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">두 갈꺼징</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아이이잉</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">같이 가자아앙</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 콧 소리가 순간 내 고막을 파괴하는 듯 했으나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다행히 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 패시브 스킬을 기본장착한 듯 수줍은 얼굴로 말했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">급히 옷을 챙겨 현관으로 향하는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한 숨이 절로 나왔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 이 판국에 무슨 영화를 누리겠다고 니들이랑 빼갈에 군만두를 먹어야 하는거냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">갈 곳없는 원망만이 메아리쳤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무언가 거대하고 돌이킬 수 없을 것만 같은 불길한 예감과 함께</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="text-align:center;line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;" align="center"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"><3></span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;font-weight:bold;"><font size="5">그</font></span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사이 비가 왔었나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">싸늘한 밤공기에 축축한 습기가 묻어났다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">유달리 더 어둡고 기분 나쁜 밤이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">낡고 오래된 가로등은 언제 꺼져도 이상하지 않을 만큼 희미한 빛을 내뿜다 그마저도 몇 초에 한 번씩은 꺼졌다 켜졌다를 반복했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래서일까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그닥 멀지 않은 사거리 앞 중국집으로 가는 길이 이상하리만치 멀고도 아득하게만 느껴졌다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">찝찝한 기분을 애써 달릴길 없는 나와 달리 앞 선 두 사람은 희희낙락</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">알콩달콩 요상한 달콤함을 내뿜으며 그 길을 걷고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">말 편하게 해앵</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">~ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">친구에 친구면 다 친구지 뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">낯을 좀 가려서</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">망할</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나한텐 관심도 없는 것 같은데 슬쩍 도망칠까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">응</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?“</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안 그래도 불편한 밤 마실이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">부질없는 고민까지 떠올라 발목을 잡으니 더 가고싶지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마침 두 사람은 오늘 처음 만난 주제에 뭐가 그리 즐거운지 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하하</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이미 나는 안중에도 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도망친다면 지금이 바로 절호의 기회</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">때마침 갈림길이 나타났다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여기서 반대방향으로 뛰면 어쩜 자유의 몸이 될 지도 몰랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오랜 친구인 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에겐 미안하지만 더 이상 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 연관되고 싶지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미리 준비한 짐가방은 아깝지만 그거야 어차피 사건이 해결된 후 천천히 찾으면 그만일 터였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그쯤 하면 더 망설일 것도 없건만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내내 의식 저 편에서 무위도식</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">無爲徒食</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하던 현실감각이 하필 그 때 내 마음의 건물주 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우유부단함</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 등 뒤에서 고개를 들며 묻는다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">근데 너 돈은 있냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 간의 나태함도 마음에 안 들고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의지박약의 순간에만 나타나는 것도 영 불만이긴 했지만 과히 틀린 말은 아니었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미리 알아 둔 고시원은 보증금은 없지만 월세가 무려 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">20</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">만원이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고작 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">평 남짓한 방이 창문이 있다는 이유로 무려 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">20</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">만원이나 받아 먹는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">급히 주머니에 손을 넣어 꼬깃꼬깃 구겨진 지폐다발을 세어보지만 스무장은커녕 예닐곱장이나 될까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그나마 몇 장은 붉그죽죽 처량하기 그지 없는 천원 짜리다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이대로 튀었다간 말 그대로 노숙자 신세를 못 면할 판이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마가 밥은 아무데서나 먹어도 잠은 한 군데서만 자라 했는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마의 말은 틀린 적이 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">급히 나온다고 하필 옷도 제일 얇은 것을 걸쳤다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">비온 뒤의 바람은 매정한 추위로 나의 의지를 꺽어 놓고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 그렇게 또 다른 난관에 봉착해 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">안돼 가야돼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이쯤에서 도망쳐야 해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데 왜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왜 이리 추운거냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">으</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">춥다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">바람이 내 의지를 날려버리고 있어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의지박약</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">네 놈은 왜 거기에 있는 거냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">놈이 나를 보고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 의식의 건물주</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우유부단의 사촌뻘 쯤 되는 사실상 내 인생 최강의 훼방꾼 의지박약군이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">우유부단이 이런저런 고민들 사이에서 망설이는 것이 특기라면 놈은 그야말로 아무것도 하지 않는다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그냥 멍한 눈빛으로 나를 볼 뿐이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 그래서 더 무섭다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">멍하니 놈의 눈을 보고 있노라면 마치 정기가 빨리 듯 내 안의 모든 의욕이 빨려 들어간다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">마치 블랙홀처럼 말이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리하여 정신을 차리고 나면 모든 것이 끝나 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">간단하게</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">편하게 시류에 영합하여 한 점의 고민도 없이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인생의 관성에 따라 휘둘리는 잉여인간이 되어 있는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">때도 그랬고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">재수</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">삼수</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">영장이 나온 줄도 모르고 있다 끌려간 군대도 그랬다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어디 그 뿐인가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">원서만 넣으면 들어가는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">류 지잡대긴 하지만 꼴랑 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">2</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">년 뿐이었던 나의 황금기 전문대 시절에도 그랬다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">남들이 졸업이다 뭐다 바쁘게 움직일 때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 동네 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">PC</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">방의 우량고객이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">모두 의지박약군의 타임워프 때문이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">놈이 나타나는 순간</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 의지의 블랙홀에 빨려 들어간다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 그 무한의 공간을 유영하다 어느순간 비틀어진 시공간의 한 점에서 타임 워프</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">정신을 차리고 나면 어느새 가까운 미래의 어디쯤에 와 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">중차대한 인생의 기로는 이미 상황 종료</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">함께 하던 친구나 동기들이 미래인으로 변모해 있을 때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나만 혼자 과거의 모습 그대로 우두커니 서 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한 치도 성장하지 못한 유년시절의 모습 그 어디쯤에 말이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어른이 되는 것이 두려웠을까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">부모님이 돌아가신 후의 난 늘 그런 식이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">피하고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">숨고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도망치고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, ‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어떻게 되겠지 뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">란 말로 내 자신의 죄를 사하며</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 언제까지고 멈춰 있을 순 없었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">지금이라도 의지를 보인다면 최소한의 희망이 있지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 함께하는 미래엔 파멸과 절망 뿐이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">멈추는 정도가 아니라 그냥 산산히 부수어진다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그렇게 되고 싶진 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">갈라진 두 개의 길</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">기분 탓일까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 없는 그 길가 가로등이 무척이나 따스하고 밝게만 느껴졌다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩌면 이것은 신이 내게 주신 마지막 구원</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무가치하고 무책임하게 살아온 내 인생에 주어진 최후의 기회일지도 몰랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">반드시 잡아야 한다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">더 이상의 기회는 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 생각에 온 몸의 털이 쭈뼛하게 섰다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래 나는 간다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 질주는 미약하지만 인생이란 이름의 마라톤을 시작하는 위대한 첫 걸음이 될 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">거기 우두커니 서서 뭐해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">빨리 오지 않고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭘 그렇게 중얼거리고 있냐 쪼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">다 같이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가야지 가야지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하하핫</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">언제부터 보고 있었냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가던 길이나 갈 것이지 왜 나를 빤히 보는 것이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사람 민망하게</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">설마 저 쪽으로 혼자 도망치려고 그런 건 아니지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그치 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럴 리가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가자 야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">허기지다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아우</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">거창한 이상은 결국 공염불</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">空念佛</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에 그치고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">때마침 불어온 바람에 나의 의지는 먼지가 되어 흩날린다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 다시금 사람 좋은 미소를 지으며 두 사람을 뒤 따르기 시작했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내가 하는 일이 다 그렇지 뭐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐 어떻게든 되지 않겠어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 사이 저 멀리 불빛들이 보이기 시작했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도로변의 번화가였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">늘어난 행인들이 하나 둘 스쳐 지나고 번화가 초입 조금 못 미친 곳에 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">신장개업</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이란 현수막을 걸어놓은 중국집 하나가 보였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">중화요리 전문점 사망유희</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">死亡遊戲</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이소룡 주연의 영화 제목을 차용한 듯한 상호는 그닥 센스있어 보이진 않았지만 까짓 중국집 짬뽕국물 얼큰하고 탕수육 바삭하고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">군만두 서비스 인심만 푸짐하면 그 뿐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">상호 따위 알 바 아니란 게 내 지론이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그것은 나 혼자만의 생각은 아닌 듯</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">중국집 앞은 신장개업이란 문구가 무색하리만치 많은 사람들이 줄지어 차례를 기다리고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> </div><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us"></span> <div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" alt="3-2.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201611/1478411953a7a265fa121a4cd89d64d2957a5cca91__mn61638__w764__h382__f76819__Ym201611.jpg" width="764" height="382" filesize="76819"></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> <span style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;">    </span><strong style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;font-size:9pt;">※ </strong><strong style="text-indent:26px;letter-spacing:1px;font-size:9pt;">등장하는 모든 사진, 인물, 이름, 지명, 배경은 사실과 무관합니다.</strong></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 시간에 사람들이 짜장 먹으러 줄 선 것 같지는 않고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 집 짬뽕이 죽이나 보지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오호라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 탕수육이 끝장나는게로군</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럼 중국집에서 뭐 먹겠다고 이렇게 사람이 많아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이런 바보</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">둘이 먹다가 하나가 죽어도 모른다는 군만두가 바로 이 집의 핵심 세일즈 포인트란다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">더 놀라운 사실은 히트메뉴인 군만두가 오직 서비스로만 나온다는 충격적인 사실이지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엥</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">서비스로만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">따로 안 팔고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그렇다니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">기발하지 않아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">제일 맛있는 메뉴가 메인이 아니라 서비스로만 나오다니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">필경 이 집 사장님은 군만두의 신이거나 아니면 마케팅의 귀재가 분명해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">저 테이블을 봐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">방금 나온 김이 모락모락한 탕수육은 외면한 채 한 점의 군만두라도 더 먹겠다며 난리가 아닌가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 말은 사실이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">창가 앞 테이블만이 아닌 모든 테이블의 손님들이 값비싼 탕수육은 내버려둔 채 서비스로 나온 군만두를 차지하기 위한 각축전을 벌이고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">현란하게 움직이는 젓가락의 향연</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 우아한 모습은 마치 중국 무협 영화 속의 비무</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">比武</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 연상케 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">세상에</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">타</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">탕수육이 저런 굴욕적인 대우를</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">부먹파와 찍먹파가 대립하긴 커녕 외면이라니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">진정 나는 꿈을 꾸고 있는가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">훗 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">군</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 정도에 놀라긴 아직 일러</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최근 방문한 모 유명 음식 평론가는 이 집 군만두를 가리켜 이런 말을 했지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. [</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한 접시면 정치가와 재벌 총수도 아래로 보게 만드는 절대적인 맛의 힘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">] [</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미각을 온통 사로 잡은 군만두의 발칙한 반란은 한 낱 조연에 불과했던 우리 소시민들도 언젠간 탕수육을 밀어내고 세상의 주연으로 당당히 설 수 있다는 희망을 줄 정도다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!] </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">유명 블로거 쿡슐랭 가이드 별점 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">0.0 [</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 세상의 맛이 아니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고로 평가를 불허한다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">당면과 고기와 부추가 어우러져 만드는 절정의 미각 저격</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!] </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">재료가 떨어지기 전에 꼭 가봐야 할 집 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">100</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">선</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최단시간 등록</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이제 막 시작했지만 머지않아 전설이 될 군만두의 성지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게 바로 여기야 중화요리 사망유희</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그게 정말이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뒤에는 내가 좀 지어냈지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그럴 듯 해</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">호호홋 순진한 자식</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">넌 왜 만날 속냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">크흐흐흥</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시나 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 나를 골려먹는게 세상 제일 즐겁고 재밌다는 표정으로 웃어댔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">돌아보니 어느새 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 따라 웃는다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이것들</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">점점 더 마음에 안 든다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그래도 제일 오래된 소꿉친구인데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">곁에 버려둔 채 나만 홀랑 도망쳐서야 되나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라던 일말의 양심이 끝내 뒷 목을 잡고 쓰러진다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러자 그 자리는 자연스레 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">2</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">인자이자 평소 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나부터 살고보자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 주창하던 후안무치한 얼굴의 킬러 냉혹함이 자리했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">보라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쓰러진 자의 안위 따윈 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1g</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 신경쓰지 않은 채 기절한 양심의 겨털을 어루만지는 냉혹함을</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잔혹한 얼굴로 양심의 털을 한웅큼 뽑아 허공에 흩날린다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이것이 바로 만천화우</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">滿天花雨</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 수법</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">A</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">실록 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">32</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">장 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">22</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">절 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">3</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">번째 줄</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하늘에서 양심의 겨털이 비처럼 내리자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">지상의 모든 정의</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">正意</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 눈을 감고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">입을 닫고 모른척 했다하더라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그때 홀로 남은 광야의 초인</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">超人</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 비겁함에 분개하자 냉혹함 가라사대 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 맘이거든</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">흥</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하였다 하더라</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미안하다 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사과와 후회는 다음 세상에서 만나 하는 걸로 하자</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">너 또 뭘 혼자 중얼 거리냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">왜 왜</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">자리났어 얼른 들어와</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">밤 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">10</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">번화가의 술집으로선 한참 붐빌 시간이건만 냉혹함이 채 무르익기도 전에 자리가 나버렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 조금은 싸늘해진 눈빛으로 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 뒤를 쫓아 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">쫄래쫄래</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가게 안으로 들어갔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그러자 터져 나온 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 전매특허</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">사자후</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">獅子吼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">), </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">자리에 앉기도 전에 들려온 포효에 안내하던 알바생이 떨고 주변의 손님들이 모두 놀라 바라보았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">니취 팔러마</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">탕수육 대자 같은 중자 하나에</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">빼갈 한 병</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">서비스 군만두 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">OK?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시원시원하다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이럴 때 보면 여장부가 따로 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">누가 여자 최민식 아니랄까봐 명량 앞 바다에 회오리치는 파도처럼 우렁차다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">눈이 휘둥그레진 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 보곤 뒤늦게 수줍은 표정을 지어 보이지만 소용없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이미 딱 걸렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잘은 모르지만 벙찐 얼굴이 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">도 확 깬다는 느낌이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어머</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">목소리가 왜 이렇게 커졌지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">삼촌</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">~ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">라희는 술 쪼끔 밖에 못하니까 사이다도 한 병 주세효</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고맙습니다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">음식도 안 나왔는데 오바이트가 쏠리는 건 무슨 이율까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 콧소리에 심각한 혼란을 느낀 나의 내분비계가 구토감으로 즉각적인 생존본능을 표출했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">속이 많이 안 좋았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이대로 있다간 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 커녕 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 끔찍한 교태에 실신할 판이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나는 급히 문자를 보냈다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엥간히 하지 쫌</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무슨 소리 하긔</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 원래 한 여성미 하거든요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">여성미</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">개가 웃지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">님아 복날의 개처럼 뒤지게 맞을래요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아니면 닥칠래요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시끄럽고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 낯뜨거워 뒤져도 좋으니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한테 내 칭찬 좀 해보라규</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아님 나랑 콩고행 비행기 타러 김포 한 번 뜨던가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">세상에서 제일 무서운 건 외부의 적이 아니라 내부의 적이라 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">오랜 세월 시시콜콜한 것까지 공유한 친구 답게 녀석은 내가 무엇을 가장 두려워하는지 잘 알고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">술취한 지인의 생떼</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 막무가내식 행패에 덩달아 끌려간 공항 보안대</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 굴욕과 황망함은 두 번 다시 겪고 싶지 않았다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">고개를 들어 바라보니 마침 메뉴가 나오기 전의 어색함이 느껴졌다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">어쩜 다행일지도 몰랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내 인생 최대의 위기 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">를 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 던져주고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">역시 내 인생 최악의 골치덩이인 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 떠맡기는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">최대의 위기와 최악의 골치덩이의 만남</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 얼마나 환상의 궁합인가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">적당히 장단을 맞춰주다 화기애애해진 순간 튀는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잠시 화장실에 다녀오겠다며 그대로 바이바이</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">심플하지만 완벽한 복안이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">단숨에 집까지 내달리면 미리 싸둔 짐가방은 물론 당분간의 내 생활과 방세를 책임질 비상금도 챙길 수 있다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">물론</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그 후의 일은 내 알 바 아니고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">잇힝</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">와 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">두 사람의 뒷통수를 치고야 말겠다는 복수심이 사악함의 불길 위에 타올랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런데</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">문제가 생겼다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">아무리 노력하고 떠올려봐도 도무지</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 장점들을 찾을 수 없다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[B... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 최민식을 닮은 호탕한 표정이 장점이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[B... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 종종 터져나오는 트림의 우렁참이 마치 베토벤 피아노 협주곡 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">1</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">번을 연상시키는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">...]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">[B... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">는 이상의 장점들이 만들어낸 시너지 효과로 모태 솔로로서의 순결함을 지녔지만 정신적으론 이미 닳고 닳아 헤질정도라 일단 사귀기만 하면 야동으로 배운 음란함이 너의 정기를 쪽쪽 빨아 먹을 것이야</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.]</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하아</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에겐 이다지도 장점이 없었던가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">문득 돌아가신 어머니의 말씀이 떠올랐다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">친구를 보면 그 사람을 안다고</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">랑은 제발 좀 어울리지 말라니까</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">엄마 말만 잘 들으면 자다가도 떡이 생긴다더니</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">무언가 칭찬을 해야하는데 목구멍이 커다란 가래떡으로 틀어막힌 듯 답답하고 불편했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시원하게 통수를 날리고 돌아서리라던 나의 원대한 계획은 시작조차 못해보고 이대로 좌절인가</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">불안했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">위험신호가 찡찡거리며 사이렌을 울렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이대로 머뭇거리다간 지옥행 편도열차에 강제로 끌려갈 분위기다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">뭐라도 해야 했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">시덥잖은 칭찬이라도 해서 둘을 이어주지 못하면 내 인생도 끝장이 나는 것이다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그런 위기감에 혀 끝이 말리고 입술이 떨려왔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하지만 바로 그때</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">내내 침묵하던 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 그윽한 눈빛으로 입을 열었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">유쾌한 사람 같아요</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">씨는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나한테는 없는</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">밝고 너무나 환한 한 줄기 빛 같은 사람</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">콜록콜록</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">!’ </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">침을 삼키다 사래가 들렸다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">모두 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 내뱉은 경악스런 표현 때문이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">황당함이 파도를 치고 가슴 속 깊은 곳에서 구토감이 몰려왔다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. X</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">가 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">에게 호감을 보이는 거</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">나 또한 바라마지 않는 일이긴 하지만</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이건 해도 너무했다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">닭살이 돋아 내가 사람인지 튀김기에 다이빙을 앞둔 닭새끼인지 분간이 안 갈 정도였다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">‘</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이거 대체 어찌되려고 이러냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">? X, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">이 자식 혹시 무슨 꿍꿍이라도 있는 거 아냐</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?’</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의외의 상황</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의외의 표현</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의외의 호감</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">, </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">미지의 삼연타가 몰아친 테이블엔 공허한 침묵만이 흘렀다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">. </span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">그리고 들려온 것은 절규에 가까운 </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">B</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">의 호들갑이었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">“</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">옴마나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">옴마나</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">! </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">하</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">... </span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">한줄기 빛</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">?”</span></div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;"></span> <div></div> </div> <div style="line-height:260%;text-indent:20pt;margin:5pt 5pt 1pt;letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-size:12pt;">상황은 점점 이해할 수 없는 국면으로 휘몰아치고 있었다</span><span style="letter-spacing:.8pt;font-family:'나눔고딕';font-size:12pt;" lang="en-us">.</span></div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div><다음 편으로 이어집니다.></div> <div> </div> <div>4~5편 바로가기 : <a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?panic_91420" target="_blank">http://todayhumor.com/?panic_91420</a></div> <div> </div></div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div>총 12부중 1~3부 먼저 올려 봅니다. </div></div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div>한글 문서로 작업 한 것을 그냥 올리면 이상한 태그가 따라 붙어서 지우느라 시간이 한참 걸리네요.</div></div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div><span style="font-size:9pt;">즐거운 하루되세요.</span></div></div> <div><span style="font-family:'한컴바탕';"></span> <div></div> </div>
    출처 나, 내 머리


    야설왕짐보의 꼬릿말입니다
    글쓴이의 다른 글 보기
    [단편/베오베] 창문 넘어 도망친 100세 노인 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_273270">http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_273270</a>
    [단편] 나는 외계인을 만났다. : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1272984">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1272984</a>
    [단편[ 복날은 간다 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1269479">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1269479</a>
    [단편] 엿보기 구멍 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1247167">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1247167</a>
    [단편] 아몬드 : 농부의 편지 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1239822">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1239822</a>
    [단편] 상속자들 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1233819">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1233819</a>
    [단편] 실수 전당포 : 실수를 삽니다. : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1228369">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1228369</a>
    [단편] 부당 거래 : 무슨 일 있어요? : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1227993">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1227993</a>
    [단편/베오베] 미싱도로시 <베오베> : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1224567">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1224567</a>
    [단편] 당신의 기억을 지워드립니다. : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1217619">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1217619</a>
    [단편/베오베] 그녀와 나... 그리고 Sex 스캔들 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1205226">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1205226</a>
    [단편/추천] '이 구역의 미.친.년은 나야' : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1194152">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1194152</a>
    [단편/추천] 우는 여자 : 어쩌면 당신도 봤을지 모를... <추천> : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1191963">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1191963</a>
    [단편/추천] 무취(無臭) - 어느 살인자의 이야기 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1191001">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1191001</a>
    [단편/추천] 봉신당 : 인면목의 저주 1/4 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1187163">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1187163</a>
    [단편/추천] 봉신당 : 인면목의 저주 2/4 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1187428">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1187428</a>
    [단편/추천] 봉신당 : 인면목의 저주 3/4 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1188345">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1188345</a>
    [단편/추천] 봉신당 : 인면목의 저주 4/4(완) : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1189171">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1189171</a>
    [단편/추천] 봉신당 : 德은 德으로 業은 業으로 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1185578">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1185578</a>
    [단편] 봉신당 : 귀향(歸嚮) : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1184685">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1184685</a>
    [단편] One-way ticket(당신을 위한 시간여행 도우미) : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1180949">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1180949</a>
    [단편] 모기 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1178151">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1178151</a>
    [단편/추천] 합법살인 : origin of doomsday : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1172907">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1172907</a>
    [단편] 아빠 나 임신했어 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1169011">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1169011</a>
    [단편/추천] 우리는 형제다. : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1127220">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1127220</a>
    [단편/추천] 30분 43초의 가족 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1118425">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1118425</a>
    [단편/베오베] 샴 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1037822">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1037822</a>
    [단편/추천] 웃는자들의 도시 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1035318">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1035318</a>
    [단편/추천] 염병할 년 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1033866">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1033866</a>
    [단편/추천] 천국의 문 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1030057">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1030057</a>
    [단편/추천] 악행의 경제학 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1025443">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1025443</a>
    [단편/19/추천] CTRL_Z : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1001297">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_1001297</a>
    [단편/추천] 문자왔어요 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_990959">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_990959</a>
    [단편/19/추천] 죄 와 벌 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_992478">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_992478</a>
    [단편/19추천] 재배소녀 :
    <a href="http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=fear&st=name&sk=rkgnl99&searchday=all&pg=4&number=70409">http://web.humoruniv.com/board/humor/read.html?table=fear&st=name&sk=rkgnl99&searchday=all&pg=4&number=70409</a>
    [단편] 지옥에 오신 것을 환영합니다. : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_940857">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_940857</a>
    [단편/추천] 괴담과의 인터뷰 1/2 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_939242">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_939242</a>
    [단편/추천] 괴담과의 인터뷰 1/2 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_939172">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_939172</a>
    [단편/19/추천] 해마(海馬) : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_941054">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_941054</a>
    [단편/추천] 그게 나의 인생이었다 : <a href="http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_933790">http://todayhumor.com/?humorbest_933790</a>

    ★죄송합니다. 장편소설 두편(창녀와 나, 진혼무)은 개인사정으로 잠시 글을 내렸습니다.★

    이 게시물을 추천한 분들의 목록입니다.
    [1] 2016/11/06 16:31:38  120.188.***.184  마카시  320063
    [2] 2016/11/06 17:02:25  211.201.***.85  글라라J  704744
    [3] 2016/11/06 21:42:07  121.183.***.124  죠르노_죠바나  567505
    [4] 2016/11/07 20:23:50  123.254.***.182  복날은간다  185680
    [5] 2016/11/16 01:19:53  110.14.***.81  다시힘내보자  593852
    [6] 2016/11/17 16:17:02  49.169.***.98  애프을  287551
    푸르딩딩:추천수 3이상 댓글은 배경색이 바뀝니다.
    (단,비공감수가 추천수의 1/3 초과시 해당없음)

    죄송합니다. 댓글 작성은 회원만 가능합니다.

    번호 제 목 이름 날짜 조회 추천
    128
    [단편] 제7안식일 : 천국의 문 [2] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/07/25 17:39 143 10
    127
    공지) 오유 공포 게시판 이용수칙 안내(AM 4:44관련) [8] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/07/22 11:06 222 15
    126
    [짧은] '조금 더 있고 싶었는데...' [3] 미스공 19/07/10 11:18 288 17
    125
    [단편] 무당, 박수 그리고 당산나무 이야기 [20] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/07/05 14:39 267 27
    124
    [단편] 살인마 활용법 [8] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/05/15 14:46 201 15
    123
    [단편] 병원괴담 : 555호의 비밀 [6] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/05/15 11:36 206 20
    122
    [단편] 추수꾼 [5] 창작글외부펌금지 미스공 19/05/01 13:48 155 22
    121
    [단편] '뱀은 스스로 꼬리를 삼켰다!' [33] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/07/02 00:10 234 27
    120
    [짧은] 매우 짧은 글 몇개... [2] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/06/14 13:05 137 10
    119
    [단편/리메이크] '악행의 경제학' [12] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/06/02 20:07 134 20
    118
    [단편] 섹스를 찾아 떠나는 히치하이커들을 위한 지침서 [16] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/05/22 21:07 352 16
    117
    [단편] 제7일 [11] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/02/12 18:44 85 25
    116
    [단편] 협연(協演) [7] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/02/06 11:36 95 17
    115
    [단편] 문자 그리고 나의 '두번째 엄마' [21] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/01/24 17:43 110 47
    114
    [단편] 나의 황당한 '귀신' 목격담 [4] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 17/01/16 14:33 107 18
    113
    [단편] 안녕 레오 : 그 남자의 추억법 [6] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/12/30 13:59 98 30
    112
    [단편/약19] '불완전한 사육' [68] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/12/20 21:45 218 45
    111
    [단편] 저주를 부르는 눈 - 귀안(鬼眼) [16] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/12/19 15:04 105 24
    110
    [중단편/약19] '엿보기 구멍 Reboot' 2/2 [5] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/12/08 14:51 120 15
    109
    [중단편/약19] '엿보기 구멍 Reboot 1/2 [4] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/12/08 14:39 175 14
    108
    [단편] 페르몬 : 거짓말의 멸종 [45] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/11/29 12:05 165 29
    107
    [약스압]'X 생태 보고서' 12<완> [12] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/11/08 06:46 71 11
    106
    [약스압]'X 생태 보고서' 10~11편 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/11/08 06:37 68 4
    105
    [약스압]'X 생태 보고서' 8~9편 [2] 야설왕짐보 16/11/07 07:08 98 4
    104
    [약스압]'X 생태 보고서' 6~7편 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/11/07 06:56 110 3
    103
    [약스압]'X 생태 보고서' 4~5편 [6] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/11/06 16:00 66 10
    [약스압] 'X 생태 보고서' 1~3편 [6] 야설왕짐보 16/11/06 15:03 129 6
    101
    [단편] '토악질' [15] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/10/13 10:39 194 12
    100
    [단편] '창문 넘어 도망친 100세 노인' [34] 창작글외부펌금지 야설왕짐보 16/10/11 15:23 285 27
    99
    [20Word] "조금 더 있고 싶었는데..." [10] 야설왕짐보 16/09/30 15:35 120 14
    [1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
    단축키 운영진에게 바란다(삭제요청/제안) 운영게 게시판신청 자료창고 보류 개인정보취급방침 청소년보호정책 모바일홈