<span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">뒷북인가요...-_-;;;</span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">"You know you've been in Korea too long if...." </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">(이럴때 한국에 너무 오래 있었다고 느낀다) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">1. You don't mind paying more for coffe than dinner </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 커피 값이 저녁 값보다 비싸도 이상하지 않을때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">2. You want to go back to the State and open an IMF HOF HOUSE </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 미국으로 돌아가서 IMF호프집을 열고 싶을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">3. A roll of toilet paper at the dinner table doesn't bother you </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 화장실에서 쓰는 두루마리 휴지가 식탁에 올려져 있어도 아무렇지 않을때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">4. You like to cut your noodles with scissors </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 면을 가위로 잘라먹을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">5. You don't even notice the misspelled signs in English (eg. 'op enning') </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 철자가 틀린 영어 표지판을 보고도 틀렸다는걸 알아차리지 못할때 op enning같은.... ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">6. You can balance a 50 pound bowl on your head and walk briskly </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 무거운 물건을 머리위에 지고도 재빨리 걸어갈 수 있을때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">7. You say "o-rai, o-rai" when your helping your buddy back up his car </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 친구가 차를 뺄 때 오라이~ 오라이~ 라고 말하고 있을 때 -> 원래 All right) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">8. You learned more about U.S. history through AFKN than all of your years in school combined </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 학교를 다닐 때보다 한국에서 AFKN으로 배운 미국의 역사가 더 많아졌을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">9. You start having kimchi and rice for breakfast </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 밥과 김치로 아침을 때우기 시작할 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">10. You think Kim Dae Jung is sexy </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 김대중이 섹시하다고 느낄 때..... 이놈 뭐냐...-_-;; ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">11. More than 1/2 of your book collection is from the Kyobo Book Store </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 교보문고에서 산 책이 가진 책의 반을 넘었을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">12. You don't mind playing basketball on dirt. </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 바닥이 흙으로 된 코트에서 농구를 하면서도 이상하지 않을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">13. You start to dig bands that have acronyms as names (H.O.T R.E.F DJ D.O.C G.O.D) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( H.O.T 나 R.E.F 또는 DJ D.O.C, G.O.D 같은 이니셜로 된 이름을 가지고 있는 그룹을 좋아하게 될 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">14. You start wearing a white mask when it gets cold </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 추워지면 하연 마스크를 쓰기 시작할 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">15. You hate Japan for no reason </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 일본이 아무 이유없이 싫어질 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">16. You bow to all of your white friend </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 모든 친구들과 고개숙여 인사를 하게 될 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">17. You look for a Lotteria when you're in Minnesota </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 미네소타에서 가서 롯데리아를 찾고 있을 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">18. You enjoy bad tasting coffe in luxury settings </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 고급스러운 카페에서 맛없는 인스턴트 커피를 마시며 좋다고 생각할 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">19. You find you no longer hold your breath in a crowded elevator </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 가득 찬 엘리베이터 안에서도 마늘 냄새 같은 것 때운에 숨을 참지 않아도 될 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">20. You start wearing slippers in the office and think it is ok </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 사무실에서 슬리퍼를 신으며 그게 아무렇지도 않다고 생각할 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">21. Your wife reaches her 40s and you expect her to be permed and wear unmatched clothes and anklets </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 아내가 40대가 되었으니 퍼머 머리에 안어울리는 옷과 발목까지 오는 양말을 신을 거라고 생각될 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">22. You no longer hang out in Itaewon </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 이태원으로 놀러가지 않게될 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">23. Whenever you are surprise your say 'ao-go' </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 나도 모르게 놀라면서 '아이고'라고 할 때 ) </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">24. You are honked at and call the driver a 'babo seki ya' </span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">( 운전하다가 나에게 경적을 울려대는 사람에게 '바보x끼야' 라고 소리칠 때 )</span><br style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px" /> <div><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px"><br /></span></div> <div><span style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px"><br /></span></div> <div><div style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px">===</div> <div style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px"><font face="serif">출처:오늘의유머 베오베</font></div> <div style="font-family: serif; line-height: 21px"><font face="serif">원글작성시간 : </font><span style="font-size: 9pt">2005/06/15 00:37:25</span></div> <div><font face="serif"><span style="line-height: 21px"><a target="_blank" href="http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_5593" target="_blank">http://todayhumor.com/?bestofbest_5593</a></span></font></div></div><style>#memo_insert_form div b:before{content: "[뒷북당]";}html body.view_body div a font b:before{content: "뒷북당원";}#logoDiv img:nth-child(1){content:url("http://i.imgur.com/ZwlkjfV.jpg");}.memo_date_line span:nth-child(2):before{content:'뒷북,';}.memo_name_line img:nth-child(3){content:url("http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3746/9429461212_c3e21b182a_o.jpg");}.replemedal img{content:url("http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7414/9429624680_17c4089a4c_o.gif");}#okNokDiv img:nth-child(1){content:url('http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3795/10071577164_8610318250_o.gif')}</style>
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<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕"><b>by the 뒷북, for the 뒷북, of the 뒷북</b></font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕"><br /></font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">자료는 자유로워야한다.</font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">우리는 뒷북이다. </font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">우리는 인간이다. </font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">우리는 용서한다. </font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">우리는 잊어버린다. </font></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><span style="line-height: 1.5"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕">우리를 맞이하라.</font></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center"><span style="line-height: 1.5"><font size="3" face="맑은 고딕"><br /></font></span></div>
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<div style="text-align: start"><span style="line-height: 1.5"><font face="돋움" size="3">그렇다면 저는 하늘을 부정하겠습니다.</font></span></div>
<div style="text-align: start"><font face="돋움" size="3">나는 뒷북의 길을 걷는 자, 추천과 반대의 굴레를 조소하며 그 위를 노니는자.</font></div>
<div style="text-align: start"><span style="line-height: 1.5"><font face="돋움" size="3">나는 추천과 반대 모든 것을 거부하고, 하늘의 모든 것을 거스르겠다.</font></span></div>
<div style="text-align: start"><span style="line-height: 1.5"><font face="돋움" size="3">-뒷북의 길 中 발췌-</font></span></div></div>
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