<p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403296058030d423c2494a92eeca958d9324b9__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>인간놈들 다 죽여버릴까?</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">아니야 그래도 항복했으니까 포로 대우 해줘야지</span> </p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">가상현실 세계인 매트릭스에서 살아가게 해주마</span> </p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840336190c989d9263f4deb9d31bd19bb0a4b21__mn74943__w800__h337__f46985__Ym202104.jpg" alt="002.jpg" style="width:800px;height:337px;" filesize="46985"></p> <p>구아악 그아악 이런 못된 기계새끼들</p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403405efc3df3ab63f4337a062bd402d1ee68b__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>진짜 현실은 끔찍하니까 매트릭스에선 모두 해피엔딩을 맞게 해줄게</p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840341982e1a21e59544ec3949ed11bfe676b8f__mn74943__w800__h337__f46985__Ym202104.jpg" alt="002.jpg" style="width:800px;height:337px;" filesize="46985"></p> <p>???????????????????????????????</p> <div> </div> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184035348378e594a9224dcb8a2c39d3899037bb__mn74943__w550__h307__f21643__Ym202104.jpg" alt="005.jpg" style="width:550px;height:307px;" filesize="21643"></p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403538884a188bbd534aacb127a815d737b0b8__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>무한 츠쿠요미 모르냐?</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">매트릭스 안에서는 언제나 행복할거야. 모든게 해피엔딩으로 끝난다. 무상의 행복이 있어요.</span> </p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;"> </span> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840357197fcf3a54b0046648a952f475b7303f1__mn74943__w800__h337__f46985__Ym202104.jpg" alt="002.jpg" style="width:800px;height:337px;" filesize="46985"></p> <p>이렇게 행복한게 현실일리 없는 데스! 탈주하는데샤악!</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403574aba6344b9e894affa24d03cdec23af4a__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>시발? 해줘도 지랄일세?</p> <p>그럼 이번엔 좆같고 끔찍한 세계관으로 만들어줄게.</p> <p>뱀파이어도 나오고 늑대인간도 나오고 귀신도 나올거야.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184036404732fe762629415ca8ad03d07377eb62__mn74943__w602__h454__f50675__Ym202104.jpg" alt="009.jpg" style="width:602px;height:454px;" filesize="50675"></p> <p>핫하! 귀신 뱀파이어 늑대인간 나가신다!</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403644561daf30ae3148328da0d57395a6510a__mn74943__w800__h400__f44832__Ym202104.jpg" alt="010.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="44832"></p> <p>세계관이랑 판타지 괴물들은 제가 관리하겠습니다.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184036658a8268d215664298b6305c4fbc278b60__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>캬 너 일 잘한다 야</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">근데 인간중에 뒤지는 애들도 많고 탈주자도 많은데?</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184037342339a7b7a0ee4c0d9ee230dced98706b__mn74943__w800__h400__f44832__Ym202104.jpg" alt="010.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="44832"></p> <p>세계관이 너무 처참하니까요.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403742a585e6927088486cae06ff5b2a20372b__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>그럼 어쩔수 없지</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">2번째 매트릭스 폐기하고 관리자 새로 뽑을게</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840374831b0560f3353487296ffef5d4c3e81fa__mn74943__w800__h400__f44832__Ym202104.jpg" alt="010.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="44832"></p> <p>??????????????</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403758bf89423d96d8410dbcef9d5aa7416259__mn74943__w602__h454__f50675__Ym202104.jpg" alt="009.jpg" style="width:602px;height:454px;" filesize="50675"></p> <p>어...저희들은 어떻게 됩니까?</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403766c2566b67cb95441f9ac30a32d02b0ca0__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>구식프로그램이니 다 폐기해야지 뭐...</p> <p> </p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184038529beb266524df4a98ab344427fa04e5ce__mn74943__w602__h454__f50675__Ym202104.jpg" alt="009.jpg" style="width:602px;height:454px;" filesize="50675"></p> <p>(시발)</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184038562081ccbcb2e44ba5a6afb50a33271544__mn74943__w740__h370__f28309__Ym202104.jpg" alt="017.jpg" style="width:740px;height:370px;" filesize="28309"></p> <p>아니 존나 진심이세요?</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184038615b26d2de7f004cd2abe6d1a994150d29__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>그럼 어떡해? 리소스만 쳐먹는 애들인데...</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840386916bad986fdbe4e30b8a6f57d65480dbf__mn74943__w800__h400__f44832__Ym202104.jpg" alt="010.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="44832"></p> <p>우리 애들 제가 관리하겠습니다. 폐기시키지 마세요.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184038824f8a160138cd40a581960069a9cf0cd0__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>그래, 대신에 다음 매트릭스 관리자들 눈에 띄면 폐기다?</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403972a59325664d464093a119b92eb244a346__mn74943__w800__h362__f41586__Ym202104.jpg" alt="021.jpg" style="width:800px;height:362px;" filesize="41586"></p> <p>인간은 ㅈ같은거같아요</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">십새끼들 도저히 이해를 할수가 없어</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403976da3aa4a76551438b8271e59dc35b24fd__mn74943__w570__h364__f64102__Ym202104.jpg" alt="001.jpg" style="width:570px;height:364px;" filesize="64102"></p> <p>새로 뽑은 관리자 이 새끼 존나 맘에든다</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840398247b70813f4ac464eae8d529d1cd6834c__mn74943__w400__h205__f22416__Ym202104.jpg" alt="023.jpg" style="width:400px;height:205px;" filesize="22416"></p> <p>내가 인간을 이해할 수 있게 도와줄게.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618403987fe13e94ae28e452188887e472d90c147__mn74943__w800__h400__f60062__Ym202104.jpg" alt="024.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="60062"></p> <p>뭐 어떡하시게?</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618404005209df8ad92d54c2194815f8deefc6181__mn74943__w400__h205__f22416__Ym202104.jpg" alt="023.jpg" style="width:400px;height:205px;" filesize="22416"></p> <p>내가 심리분석 프로그램인데,</p> <p> <span style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;">인간은 결과가 병신같아도 선택지가 있는 걸 좋아하거든.</span> </p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184040248f5d4d2ce52546ffaa163fe402d91f9e__mn74943__w800__h362__f41586__Ym202104.jpg" alt="021.jpg" style="width:800px;height:362px;" filesize="41586"></p> <p>그래서?</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/16184040321f1bfefa74f447c096faa67c16525ff5__mn74943__w400__h205__f22416__Ym202104.jpg" alt="023.jpg" style="width:400px;height:205px;" filesize="22416"></p> <p>이번 매트릭스는 선택지가 <b>'있는'</b> 것처럼 만들자고.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840406732258d849fd74d2499a53c99cf6f40fc__mn74943__w800__h400__f60062__Ym202104.jpg" alt="024.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="60062"></p> <p>와 미친! 천부적이다! 님 코어가 160개는 되나보다!</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/161840407404ecc38985bb4e7b86273fc61f73376e__mn74943__w800__h337__f46985__Ym202104.jpg" alt="002.jpg" style="width:800px;height:337px;" filesize="46985"></p> <p>우마우마한 선택지가 있는데스! 행복한데스!!</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>4번 세계관 리셋 후:</p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618404311c62351fa3fcf45e8b770a4bf0286b9b6__mn74943__w800__h451__f59145__Ym202104.jpg" alt="029.jpg" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:800px;height:451px;" filesize="59145"></p> <p>선택지 찍고 왔습니다. 뒤지기 싫으면 선택지 또 내놓으십시오.</p> <p> <br></p> <p> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202104/1618404316fac421c4ab294ba494fa2792fc0b5727__mn74943__w740__h370__f28309__Ym202104.jpg" alt="017.jpg" style="width:740px;height:370px;" filesize="28309"></p> <p>너넨 니들한테 선택지가 있는 줄 알지? <b>없어!</b> 병신들아!(맞는 말)</p> <p> <br></p>