<p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186806b0225fed8a4943588ba558fd029d6069__mn117629__w620__h407__f29024__Ym202101.jpg" alt="01.jpg" style="width:620px;height:407px;" filesize="29024"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">마윈 : 알리바바는 클만큼 컸어</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">이제는 돈도 한번 굴려볼까?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868360eebf6ba662b4c87ba5fefe47f7b9cbd__mn117629__w655__h492__f22537__Ym202101.jpg" alt="02.jpg" style="width:655px;height:492px;" filesize="22537"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">짜-잔</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">앤트그룹 탄생!</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">인터넷이나 핸드폰으로 대출 어려운 사람들에게도 쉽게 대출해줍니다!</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868675c15f4b715874b1294f7aff8b88092ce__mn117629__w493__h269__f32763__Ym202101.png" alt="03.png" style="width:493px;height:269px;" filesize="32763"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">중국인 : 하긴 마윈 돈 많으니까</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그래서 얼마 투자했어요?</span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;"> </p><p style="font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <font face="dotum, 돋움, apple sd gothic neo, sans-serif"><br></font> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186806b0225fed8a4943588ba558fd029d6069__mn117629__w620__h407__f29024__Ym202101.jpg" alt="01.jpg" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:13px;width:620px;height:407px;" filesize="29024"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">30억</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868675c15f4b715874b1294f7aff8b88092ce__mn117629__w493__h269__f32763__Ym202101.png" alt="03.png" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:13px;width:493px;height:269px;" filesize="32763"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">30억원이면 중국인들이 얼마나 많은데</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그거 가지고 몇 명이나 빌려줄라구</span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868360eebf6ba662b4c87ba5fefe47f7b9cbd__mn117629__w655__h492__f22537__Ym202101.jpg" alt="02.jpg" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:13px;width:655px;height:492px;" filesize="22537"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">아 저희 3000억원 정도 빌려주고 있어요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186949c51af75ddfd74e27b990741a1f1d624a__mn117629__w512__h288__f27200__Ym202101.jpg" alt="04.jpg" style="width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="27200"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">엑?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">30억으로 3000억 빌려주면 사기 아냐?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101869661da4bf3909514676aac6b3d9c7112f43__mn117629__w540__h222__f13676__Ym202101.png" alt="05.png" style="width:540px;height:222px;" filesize="13676"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">앤트그룹은 돈 빌려준 사람에게 원금과 이자를 받을 권리를 가지게 된다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">여러 대출들을 모아서 여러 개의 증서로 쪼갠다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그래서 우량신용자 대출과 비우량신용자 대출을 섞으면</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">비교적 낮은 금리의 채권이 만들어짐(ABS)</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">이걸 투자자들에 파는게 아니라, </span><b style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:transparent;max-width:100%;"><span style="font-size:16px;">은행에 담보로 맡긴다</span></b> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">(ABS 담보대출)</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">이것도 어려운 여러분들에게 예시를 들어줌</span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186995114a3ebc782c41beb031932775de9574__mn117629__w800__h445__f61581__Ym202101.jpg" alt="06.jpeg" style="width:800px;height:445px;" filesize="61581"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">샤르쨩은 인기가 있어서 돈을 갚을 능력이 됨</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610187016f15fafecc5fe42de80eaedd0413ca8c3__mn117629__w512__h282__f36330__Ym202101.jpg" alt="07.jpg" style="width:512px;height:282px;" filesize="36330"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">빗자루는 인기가 없어서 돈을 갚을 능력이 애매하다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">둘 다 1천만원씩 빌려주면 원금이 2천만원</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">두개를 섞어서 하나의 상품으로 만든다(ABS)</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">이걸 은행에 담보로 돈을 빌린다(ABS 담보 대출)</span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868360eebf6ba662b4c87ba5fefe47f7b9cbd__mn117629__w655__h492__f22537__Ym202101.jpg" alt="02.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:655px;height:492px;" filesize="22537"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">은행님들 샤를로트 개쩔지 않음?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">얘가 우량자산임 ㅇㅇ</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">얘(가 포함된) 대출채권 담보 줄테니 2천만원 빌려줘요</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610187069b25ce3173aab4abab426b5bcfe6d9fa4__mn117629__w800__h563__f102634__Ym202101.jpg" alt="08.jpg" style="width:800px;height:563px;" filesize="102634"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">은행 : 샤를로트... 꼴리게 생겼네... 대출 해줄게</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868360eebf6ba662b4c87ba5fefe47f7b9cbd__mn117629__w655__h492__f22537__Ym202101.jpg" alt="02.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:655px;height:492px;" filesize="22537"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">2천만원 대출 감사합니다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">이 돈 어디다 쓰냐구요?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">다시 빌려줄거임 ㅇㅇ</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610187101927b1fff5c7d42e6bd68d49d57663300__mn117629__w600__h348__f82251__Ym202101.jpg" alt="09.jpg" style="width:600px;height:348px;" filesize="82251"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그 돈으로 선생님 빌려주고</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">또 ABS 만들고</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그거 다시 담보 잡고</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그 다음에 영국맛한테 대출해주고</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">또 담보잡고....</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그래서 자기 자본의 100배를 대출해주고 있습니다 ^^</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:12px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:Dotum, '돋움', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186949c51af75ddfd74e27b990741a1f1d624a__mn117629__w512__h288__f27200__Ym202101.jpg" alt="04.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="27200"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">허미 시펄....</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">그러면 대출 부도 나면 어떻게 되는 거야?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610187135158854f2a40c44fbb22ed21f48fdfdf6__mn117629__w451__h269__f34814__Ym202101.jpg" alt="10.jpg" style="width:451px;height:269px;" filesize="34814"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">리먼 되는거지 뭐 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186806b0225fed8a4943588ba558fd029d6069__mn117629__w620__h407__f29024__Ym202101.jpg" alt="01.jpg" style="font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;font-size:13px;width:620px;height:407px;" filesize="29024"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">하지만 3000억으로는 부족하다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">주식시장 상장(IPO)을 하고 싶습니다 공산당 형님들</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> <br></p> <p style="text-align:center;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/161018716337cec1140e6b43a998953b40e24aad46__mn117629__w512__h288__f20632__Ym202101.jpg" alt="11.jpg" style="width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="20632"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">상장 금액 얼만데?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:12px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:Dotum, '돋움', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186806b0225fed8a4943588ba558fd029d6069__mn117629__w620__h407__f29024__Ym202101.jpg" alt="01.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:620px;height:407px;" filesize="29024"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">35조원 정도 생각하고 있습니다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:12px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:Dotum, '돋움', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/161018716337cec1140e6b43a998953b40e24aad46__mn117629__w512__h288__f20632__Ym202101.jpg" alt="11.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="20632"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">지금 니네처럼 하면 대출 규모가 얼마가 되는데?</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/16101868360eebf6ba662b4c87ba5fefe47f7b9cbd__mn117629__w655__h492__f22537__Ym202101.jpg" alt="02.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:655px;height:492px;" filesize="22537"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">3500조원 대출을 해줄수 있네요</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/161018716337cec1140e6b43a998953b40e24aad46__mn117629__w512__h288__f20632__Ym202101.jpg" alt="11.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="20632"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <b style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:transparent;max-width:100%;"><span style="font-size:16px;">야!!! 미친 새끼 아니야 이거!!!!!! </span></b> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <br style="max-width:100%;"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/1610186806b0225fed8a4943588ba558fd029d6069__mn117629__w620__h407__f29024__Ym202101.jpg" alt="01.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:620px;height:407px;" filesize="29024"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">중국 금융 당국은 전당포 하듯이 일한다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">규제만 잘 하지 감독은 못 한다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">-실제로 한 말-</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:12px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:Dotum, '돋움', 'Apple SD Gothic Neo', sans-serif;text-align:center;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202101/161018716337cec1140e6b43a998953b40e24aad46__mn117629__w512__h288__f20632__Ym202101.jpg" alt="11.jpg" style="font-size:13px;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:512px;height:288px;" filesize="20632"></p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">아니 시발 3500조원을 시장에 풀려고 했던 놈이</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">말뽄새는 시발</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">너 안되겠음 일로 와봐</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">결론 : </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">공산당 놈들이 사후 처리는 </span><b style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:transparent;max-width:100%;"><span style="font-size:16px;">협박으로 하기는 했지만</span></b> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">IPO 거절한데는 나름의 이유가 있다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">IPO 거절이 꼭 정치적인 목적인 것은 아니다</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">말이 3500조원이지 이게 터졌으면 중국 경제는 바로 양쯔강 다이빙으로 전락함</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">난 공산당 싫어요</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">시진핑 뒤 핥으려고 쓰는 글 아님</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">다만 실제로 저런 일이 있었다는 걸 알았으면 함</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">유머는 야근한답시고 이거 쓰는 내가 유머</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;">---------------------(펌 끝)------------------------</span> </p> <p style="text-align:center;padding:0px;border:0px;background:rgb(255,255,255);max-width:100%;font-family:dotum, '돋움', 'apple sd gothic neo', sans-serif;"> <span style="font-size:16px;"> </span> </p>