<p><span style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Arial, '나눔고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은고딕', '굴림', sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><b>1.A급 신병</b></span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Arial, '나눔고딕', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은고딕', '굴림', sans-serif;font-size:12px;"> </span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/160638120613be843881804da494f65f743bc6eeab__mn794662__w687__h497__f70447__Ym202011.jpg" alt="8FAD31D5-FC31-45ED-A6F5-C426CE37F9F5.jpeg" style="width:687px;height:497px;" filesize="70447"></p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;line-height:22.4px;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;">군대 오기 전 까지는 자신이 군대 체질인지도 몰랐지만 각종 작업과, 훈련에서 두각을 나타내는 부류입니다. 입대전에 노가다알바를 했더나 농사짓던경우가 많고 99%확률로 행보관이 전문하사 생각없냐며 꼬드길 가능성이 큽니다. 선임들도 좋아하고 간부들도 좋아하는 A+급 병사 후임존경의 눈초리로 바라봅니다.</p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;line-height:22.4px;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;"> </p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;line-height:22.4px;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;"><span style="font-weight:600;">2. 특정 지역출신을 싫어하는 사람</span></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812142c8ca468f5bf48d28399e9c1985106f4__mn794662__w540__h651__f97902__Ym202011.jpg" alt="149891034952913.jpg" style="width:540px;height:651px;" filesize="97902"></p> <p><span style="font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;">지역간 교류가 활발해지면서 정치적 색채가 많이 엷어진 지금 하지만 거부감을 가진 사람들이 간혹 있습니다. 뭐만하면 너희***들은 그래서 안되는거야.. 부터 시작해서 지역비하를 심하게 하는경우가 많습니다.  당하는쪽이 대부분 동기나 후임이라 마음고생이 심하고 높은 확률로 개폐급일 가능성이 있습니다.</span><br><br><span style="font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;font-weight:600;">3.고문관</span></p> <div class="autosourcing-stub"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"></div> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812094b0489721a2a4ed8b3f6baf00f6c5352__mn794662__w600__h434__f35098__Ym202011.jpg" alt="545153415c654515b1bfb4855bcc06b1.jpg" style="width:600px;height:434px;" filesize="35098"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/160638121312dc0667ccac479ba817a8763338561e__mn794662__w740__h416__f60101__Ym202011.jpg" alt="144064171757876.jpg" style="width:740px;height:416px;" filesize="60101"></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;">고문관이 있는 중대는 그 고문관이 제대하는 그 날까지 피곤합니다. 중대장과 소대장 행보관의 가장 큰 근심1위 이며 훈련이면 훈련, 작업이면 작업 다 따라다니면서 알려주는것도 한두번인데 심심하면 한번씩 사고를쳐 온 중대원들을 피곤하게 만듭니다. 그렇다고 막 대할수도 없는 귀찮은 존재.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;font-weight:600;">4. 부산 풀코스 장인</span></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381208666edbb51a76479ba8e4eefea717f429__mn794662__w800__h1033__f113767__Ym202011.jpg" alt="2048d453a71834e2d5174a3866d2eb38.jpeg" style="width:800px;height:1033px;" filesize="113767"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812334a153375c89045fdb660fab5fbf28bd3__mn794662__w800__h443__f30557__Ym202011.jpg" alt="풀코스.jpg" style="width:800px;height:443px;" filesize="30557"></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;">신병때부터 잘 챙겨주는 선임에게 전역하고 부산오면 풀코스로 대접해주겠다고 합니다.  그리고 전역할때까지 풀코스가 뭔지 모르고 전역하는경우가 허다하며 높은확률로 제대해서 연락하면 전화를 받지않는 경우가 많습니다.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:14px;background-color:#ffffff;font-weight:600;">5. 눈치빠른사람</span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381211e3cdc6a614b34d3c824b2ff64ecfa473__mn794662__w756__h1439__f174018__Ym202011.jpg" alt="1567525233023.jpg" style="width:756px;" filesize="174018"></p> <p><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">항상 적당히 일하고 적당히 잘 하다 줄 설 때만큼은 정말 재빠른사람입니다.  이 경우의 사람들은 계산이 정말 빠르며 자신에게 이득되는 상황을 잘 캐치해서 꿀빠는경우가 많고 군 생활의 베스트이자 모범 하지만 항상 빠지려고 하고 적당히도 안하면 선후임 할것없이 개폐급소리듣고  왕따가 되는경우가 많습니다.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">6. 문신근육남</span></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"> </span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812075a1bbbf069bf4a1096c2fb292d27c271__mn794662__w800__h400__f58117__Ym202011.jpg" alt="43nm142l137d1t173gpb.jpg" style="width:800px;height:400px;" filesize="58117"></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">비록 내가 선임이지만 사회에서 뭘 하다가 왔는지 한 인상하는 외모, 욱하는 성격 팔에는 용 or 등짝에 호랑이 선임이기에 망정이지 후임으로 들어간다면 꽤 피곤했을 듯 합니다. 대신 친해지면 큰집 다녀온썰 1대10으로 싸운썰 뻥인줄 알지만 재밌는 이야기 많이 들을 수 있습니다.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;">7. 뺀질이</span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812168e6ac6e61cac45bbba8e578eaecac6cd__mn794662__w800__h630__f74152__Ym202011.jpg" alt="KakaoTalk_20201126_104732204.jpg" style="width:800px;height:630px;" filesize="74152"></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">이날은 여기가 아프고 저날은 여기아프고 종합병원 후임 항상 작업이나 훈련때 숨어있습니다.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">사회에서부터 건들건들, 뺀질뺀질이 몸에 베어있어서 하지말라고 해도 잘 고쳐지지않는경우가 많습니다.모두가 얄미워하는 중대의 뺀질이</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;font-weight:600;">8. 바퀴벌레</span></p> <p><br></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381214ba3fda4263544b748aa7f46c2ee74bf9__mn794662__w780__h488__f72636__Ym202011.jpg" alt="cd7b21c514ad0.jpg" style="width:780px;height:488px;" filesize="72636"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812525f98530626e24d648fcbd7ff8b3b0e17__mn794662__w299__h168__f12156__Ym202011.jpg" alt="다운로드 (1).jpg" style="width:299px;height:168px;" filesize="12156"></p> <p><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">주로 짬많이찬 상병장들인데 중대 구석구석 박혀있으며 잠에 노예임 머리만 닿을수 있는곳이면</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">그곳이 화장실 심이저는 전차속이든 잠을 청합니다 문신같은 그림을 그려넣은 생활복을 입고있으며 중대장과 행보관이  제일 먼저찾는 1순위 입니다.</span><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><br style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;"><span style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;">9. 쌀고 (나이많은 후임)</span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/16063812696f01e6c6d75d45ceb3d695378dcc15c7__mn794662__w500__h333__f47667__Ym202011.jpg" alt="130838_1267265491.jpg" style="width:500px;height:333px;" filesize="47667"></p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:22.4px;">나이로 보면 이미 제대해서 예비군 4~5년차 훈련을 받아야할 나이지만 이런 저런 이유로 늦게 입대한 병사 친해지면 이것저것 재미있는 이야기도 들을 수 있고 좋은 인생꿀팁등을 익힐 수 있습니다.<br>소위랑 중위랑 나이가 비슷하며 더 높은경우도 있으며 선임병으로써 뭐 시키기도 부담스럽고 좀 껄끄러운경우가 많습니다.<br><br><span style="font-weight:600;">10. @친놈</span></p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:22.4px;"> </p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381270771210934abd49d3a3d0eae3cd53c223__mn794662__w512__h336__f38230__Ym202011.jpg" alt="unnamed (2).jpg" style="width:512px;height:336px;" filesize="38230"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381271437cd23a8751451482371f4a1fdfdf75__mn794662__w512__h359__f38822__Ym202011.jpg" alt="unnamed (3).jpg" style="width:512px;height:359px;" filesize="38822"></p> <p> </p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202011/1606381271bf2af9dae2f44e57a79a0b9a9b3b8fa2__mn794662__w512__h313__f35808__Ym202011.jpg" alt="unnamed (4).jpg" style="width:512px;height:313px;" filesize="35808"></p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:22.4px;">항상 사건사고를 몰고다니는 문제아 일단 그거 떳다 하면 시끄러워지는것은 기본  썰 제조기 ex(탄약고에서 담배피기, 맷돼지랑 씨름하기, 새벽에 몰래 싸지방가서 게임하기) 등등 기상천외한 짓들을 해 중대장의 뒷목을 잡게합니다. 상병장들에게는 지루한 군생활에 한줄기의 빛과같은 존재라 인기가 많습니다.</p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, sans-serif;font-size:12px;line-height:22.4px;"> </p> <p style="font-family:'open sans', 'malgun gothic', 'nanum gothic', dotum, arial, 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