<div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>안녕하세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>우주미아 된지 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">7</span><span>일차 신입사원 인사 오지게 박습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>왜 우주미아냐면 하</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.. </span><span>회사 캐치프레이즈가 우주를 삼키는 기업이래요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">^_^</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>뭐하는 회산지 아직 감도 못잡았구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">IT</span><span>쪽 회사라는데 저는 문과에 기계는 만졌다하면 다 부시는 사람이라</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">IT</span><span>계열 회사 취직했다고 하면 집에서도 놀라세요 </span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>암튼 다단계는 아닌 것 같아요 왜냐면 먹을 거 많이 주시거든요</span></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="border:;width:502px;height:475px;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_162940841.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/15496143783b4daa019cb84e01a86e80c7f891a67c__mn782507__w1440__h1440__f166351__Ym201902.jpg" filesize="166351"></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="border:;width:641px;height:384px;" alt="달걀.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/154961437944f22225ee41495d824764a6b04373a6__mn782507__w1080__h670__f142520__Ym201902.jpg" filesize="142520"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>착한 사람들이 만든 회사는 맞는 것 같아요</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">... </span><span>맞는거겠죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>오늘 무섭게 생기신 국장님이 </span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>마케터는 소비자랑 소통할 줄 알아야 한다고 </span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>무슨 짓을 해도 괜찮으니</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>재량껏 웃긴 글 써서 오유에서 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1</span><span>등을 해보래요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>맞는 말이긴 한데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">......</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>무슨 수로 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1</span><span>등하죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>덕분에 입사한 이후로 크게 웃어본 적도 없네요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>오유가 뭐하는 곳인가요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>저 커뮤니티는 한번도 안해봐서 아무것도 모르는데</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>그냥 추천수 많으면 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1</span><span>등인가요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>뭘 하면 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">1</span><span>등할 수 있을까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>그냥 회사 그만 두는게 빠를까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>일단 오늘은 저보고 웃긴 글 쓰라는 회사가 제일 웃긴 것 같으니까</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>회사 사진이나 올리고 퇴근할게요</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>국장님이 컨펌 안하신다고 했거든요</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">ㅎㅎㅎ </span></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img width="560" height="299" style="border:;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_161515672.gif" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/1549614393479903a70d9446308aeaa2f36781dd7b__mn782507__w560__h299__f7850093__Ym201902__ANIGIF.gif" filesize="7850093"></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img width="497" height="286" style="border:;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_162312144.gif" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/15496143957b9249ee15384c74ba2329f3b828fbb9__mn782507__w497__h286__f4184886__Ym201902__ANIGIF.gif" filesize="4184886"></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img width="497" height="286" style="border:;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_162313430.gif" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/1549614397fe779612367a4bb5a26c88b9ff9c69be__mn782507__w497__h286__f4838062__Ym201902__ANIGIF.gif" filesize="4838062"></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img class="chimg_photo" style="border:;width:632px;height:450px;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_165011429.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/1549614412b1155bffbc354f7aa4deebee4b52c965__mn782507__w1440__h1080__f214548__Ym201902.jpg" filesize="214548"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>특이점이 온 회사입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>같은 건물 내에서도 이상한 곳이라고 소문났는데 일단 존버 해봅니다</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>오유여러분</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.. </span><span>주말동안 저희 셋 밥그릇 지켜주세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>저는 우주미아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">A</span><span>였구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.. </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">　</span><span>같은 임무를 맡은 우주미아 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">B</span><span>랑 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">C</span><span>도 계세요</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>다음번에는 웃긴거 고민해서 셋이서 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">2</span><span>탄으로 돌아올게요!!</span></p> <p style="text-align:center;">   </p><p></p> <p style="text-align:center;"><span>마음대로 하랬으니까 마음대로 합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>후회하실거예요 국장님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.....>_<</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border:;width:563px;height:562px;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_163920679.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/1549614573919b8a35a1954b58a8a285b946073579__mn782507__w709__h715__f20230__Ym201902.png" filesize="20230"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br><div style="text-align:center;"><img style="border:;width:566px;height:573px;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_163920870.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/154961457441ac5144d26a478488f7937c3179e051__mn782507__w709__h727__f20883__Ym201902.png" filesize="20883"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div align="center" style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <p align="center"><img style="border:;width:557px;height:534px;" alt="KakaoTalk_20190208_164256350.png" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201902/15496146605e3d49e49f7348a3bfabd072ae501487__mn782507__w684__h674__f28088__Ym201902.png" filesize="28088"></p> <p><br></p> <p><br></p>