<center style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#6600ff"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;color:#000080;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:rgb(140,252,203) 0px 0px;color:#ff0000;">유머보다 재미있는 유모아!</span></span><br></font></strong></center><center style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#6600ff"></font></strong><p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><img class="txc-image" src="" width="400" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;float:none;clear:none;" alt=""></strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong><p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18pt;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;color:#951015;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;">유모어 한 보따리</strong></span></span></strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong><p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong><p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> </strong><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><img alt="" src="" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"> <img alt="" src="" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></center> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#980000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:Gulim, '굴림';">흔들고 웃어볼까요</span></span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#980000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18pt;background:0px 0px;"><u> </u></span></strong></font></p> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="border:none;" filesize="27037"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="27037"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="27037"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="27037"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="27037"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304073748bba4e4b8d4e7192eb6bcdd517f338__mn548003__w100__h100__f27037__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_10.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="27037"></div><br><center style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></center><center style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></center><center style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></center><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><center><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></center><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><center><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></center><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><center><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">갓 결혼한 남자가 친구들에게 고백했다.</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>남자, "난 그깟 결혼으로 이렇게 세계관이 바뀔 줄 몰랐어!</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>친구들, "무슨 말이야?"</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>남자, "결혼 전엔 온 세상 여자가 다 천사인 줄 알았어."</strong></font></center><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">친구들, "그런데?"<br>남자, "딱 한 명만 줄었어."<br>친구들, "......."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#0021b0"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 부창부수</span></font></strong></font></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">남편을 여윈 한 여자가 떡장사를 하면서 죽은 남편을 그리워하며 장성한 자식들과 하루하루를 살고 있었다.</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>하루는 딸이 엄마일을 거들면서 물었다.</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>"힘드시죠, 엄마?"</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">"애구, 너희 아버지만 있었어도 좋았을 것을......갑자기 돌아가신 네 아버지 생각이 나는구나."</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">딸이 다시 물었다</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>"아빤 일을 참 잘 하셨죠?"</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">엄마는 한숨을 쉬면서</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>"그럼, 그렇고 말고, 낮이고 밤이고 떡치는 일이라면 최고였단다."</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#307f00"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 착한 어린이</span></font></strong></font></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"> 매일 집안을 어지럽히는 개구쟁이 아들을 둔 엄마가 어린 자식에게 날마다 회초리로 다스리기도 어려워 잠자리에 들기 전에 스스로 씻고 장난감도 가지런히 정돈하는 착한 어린이 이야기를 들려 줬다.</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br> 똘망똘망한 눈으로 엄마의 이야기를 끝까지 듣던 아이가 말했다.</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br> "엄마, 그 애는 엄마도 없대?"</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#ba4b01" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 멍청해서 몰라</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">어느 날 지방출장을 마치고 집으로 돌아온 남편은 눈앞에 벌어진 광경을 보고 깜짝 놀랐다. 아내가 웬 낮선 사내와 침대에서 딩굴고 있는 게 아닌가, 남편이 소리를 질렸다<br>"아니, 당신 지금 무엇하고 있는 거야? 이 죽일X...."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">그러자 알몸으로 사내와 딩굴던 아내가 사내에게 이렇게 속삭였다.<br>"쟤 말이 맞죠? 저 사람은 멍청해서 우리가 지금 무얼하고 있는 지도 모른다구요."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#0162f4" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 중요한 차이</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#0162f4" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#0162f4" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:Gungsuh;"><img border="0" hspace="0" src="" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;width:249px;height:226px;" alt=""></span></span></strong></font></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">현명한 남자 : 여자 생일 기억하고 그녀의 나이는 기억하지 않는 남자</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>멍청한 남자 : 여자 나이만 기억하고 그녀의 생일을 매번 기억하지 못하는 남자</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#8c7301"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 기 회</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"> 어느 날, 재벌 2세와 하룻밤을 보낸 딸이 아버지에게 임신했다며 울면서 말했다. 화가 머리끝까지 치민 아버지, 단숨에 그에게 달려가 멱살을 잡고 때릴 기세를 보였다. 그러자 재벌 2세가 말했다.</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"> "도의적인 책임을 지겠습니다. 만일 따님이 아들을 낳으면 10억원을 주고, 딸을 낳으면 7억원을 위자료로 드리겠습니다."<br>그러자 아버지가 지금까지의 태도를 바꾸고 말했다. <br> "유산이 됐을 경우엔 한번 더 기회를 줄 수 없겠나?"</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#3fa701"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 약 효</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong><font color="#000000" face="바탕"></font></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">남자친구와 몇 차례 재미를 본 여자가 하루는 뱃속이 이상해서 병원을 찾았다, 혹시 임신일지도 모른다는 걱정에서...</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">진찰을 마친 의사가 말했다.</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>"아기씨 배속에 생명체가 자라고 있습니다."</strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>"어머, 어쩌면 좋죠?"</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">그러자 의사가 알약을 건네주면서 말했다.</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">"이 약을 드시면 걱정 없으실 겁니다."</span></strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><br>받아든 아가씨가 의아해 하며 물었다.</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">"요즘엔 임신중절을 약으로도 하나요?"<br>의사는 아가씨를 힐끔 쳐다보며 정중하게 대답했다.<br>"그건, 아주 잘듣는 회충약입니다."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#8d3901"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 자는 곳</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">평소 방탕한 생활을 하던 바람둥이 남편이 저 세상으로 갔다.<br>장례식에 참석한 많은 사람들이 미망인을 위로했다. 그런데 막상 미망인은 걱정거리가 없어졌다며 이렇게 말했다.<br>"이제는 저 양반이 어디서 자는지 확실히 알 수 있으니까 매일밤 걱정하지 않아도 되지요."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#013add"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 더더욱 안 되는 이유</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;" alt=""></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">딸, "아빠! 나 친구들이랑 해수욕장에 놀려갔다 올게요."<br>아빠, "남자친구니, 여자친구니?"<br>딸, "남자친구도 있고, 여자친구도 있어요."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">아빠, "안돼!!"<br>딸, "아이 참! 여자들은 아무 준비 없이 몸만 가면 된다구요."<br>아빠, "그래서 더더욱 안 된다는 거야, 이 놈아!!"</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><br></strong></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"> </p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 노인의 정체</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"> 어느 날, 예수와 모세와 한 노인이 함께 골프를 치고 있었다. <br> 먼저 예수가 친 공이 방향을 잘못 잡아 그만 호수에 빠졌다. 예수는 주저하지 않고 호수 위를 걸어서 물 위에서 그 공을 다시 쳤다.</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"> 이번에는 모세가 힘껏 티샷을 했다.</span></strong></font></p><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span><p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></p><span style="font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></span> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">그런데 이 공 역시 그 호수에 빠지고 말았다. 모세는 물가에 다다르더니 호수 물을 갈라 버렸다. 그리고 갈라진 호수바닥에서 공을 찾아내 힘껏 공을 쳐서 그린에 올려놓는데 성공했다.</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"> 이번엔 노인 차례이다. 그런데 노인이 친 공도 잘 못 날아가 아까 모세와 예수가 공을 빠뜨렸던 그 호수에 빨려 들어갔다.</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"> <strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">이 때 놀라운 일이 일어났다. 그 공은 물 속에서 큰 물고기가 입에 물었고 그 물고기는 마침 물 위를 지나가던 독수리가 낚아채는 일이 벌어졌다. </strong></font><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">더욱 기적적인 현상은 독수리가 그린 위를 날아서 지나갈 즈음, 붕어는 입에서 골프공을 떨어뜨렸고, 공은 데굴데굴 굴러서 홀컵에 빨려 들어간 것이다.</strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"> 정말 기가 막힌 홀인원이었다.<br> 이와 같은 일련의 광경을 쭉 지켜본 예수가 노인에게 말했다. <br> "아버지, 제발 골프 좀 정상적으로 치세요!" <br><br><font color="#ba4b01"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 질이 문제</span></font></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;" alt=""></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">어느 박사가 성문제에 대한 보고서를 쓰기 위해 삼백명의 남자와 면담을 했다.<br>질문은 부인과 한 주일에 몇 번의 관계를 하느냐이다.<br>박사, "일주일에 몇 번을 합니까?"</strong></span><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">A, "5번요."</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">B. "6번..."<br>C, (만족한 표정으로) 한 번이요."<br>박사, "아니, 한 달에 한 번으로 만족한단 말입니까?"<br>C, "그거야, 질이 문제가 아닙니까."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#0021b0"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 모유의 장단점</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#a44201"><단 점><br></font>- 니코틴 냄새가 난다<br>- 타액 검출반응에서 각각 다른 타액이 검출된다<br>- 임신했던 여자를 금방 알 수 있다<br>- 감촉이 안 좋다.</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><font color="#8d3901"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">< 장 점></span><br></font><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 용기가 간편하다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 항상 보온이 된다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 스페어가 있다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 감촉이 좋다.</span></font></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#307f00" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#307f00" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">* 여자와 무의 공통점</span></strong></font><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 겉만 봐서 모른다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 바람들면 못 쓴다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 껍데기를 벗겨야 먹을 수 있다</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 고추를 버무려야 맛이 난다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 항상 수분이 유지되어 있어야 맛이 좋다</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 싱싱할 수록 더욱 좋다.</span></strong><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#6d201b"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">* 아무도 풀지 못하는 불가사의</span></font></strong></font><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 여자의 마음</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 개구리 뛰는 방향</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 기상변화</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 주가ML 움직임</span></strong><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 럭비공이 튀는 방향</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 정치인 속마음</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font><font color="#bb005f" face="바탕" style="font-size:24pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#bb005f" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 남자 골퍼들이 벙커가 싫은 이유</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#bb005f" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" 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src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304118c338850298534c21b05d187920ddca60__mn548003__w100__h100__f10024__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_8.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="10024"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304118c338850298534c21b05d187920ddca60__mn548003__w100__h100__f10024__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_8.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="10024"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304118c338850298534c21b05d187920ddca60__mn548003__w100__h100__f10024__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_8.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="10024"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/1546304118c338850298534c21b05d187920ddca60__mn548003__w100__h100__f10024__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_8.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="10024"></div> <p></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 물이 없다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 잔디(풀)가 없다. </span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 건드리지 못한다.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 너무 크다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">-</span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"> 누구의 공이나 다 수용한다.</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:24pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#013add"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 개에 관한 속담풀이</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 하룻강아지 범 무서운 줄 모른다 : 개의 타고난 용맹성.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 서당개 삼 년이면 풍월을 읊는다 : 개의 지능이 우수함.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 닭 쫓던 개 지붕 쳐다본다 : 일을 망치더라도 좌절하지 않고 높은 곳을 바라보며 목표를 잊지 않는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 도둑을 맞으려면 개도 안 짖는다 : 개에게 밥을 제 때 안 주면 화를 입게 된다.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 달 보고 짖는 개 : 개에게도 감성이 존재한다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 무는 개는 짖지 않는다 : 말보다 행동이 앞서는 개.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 지나가던 개가 웃겠다 : 어디서든지 웃을 수 있는 착한 천성.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 개도 먹을 때는 안 때린다 : 개들은 먹을 때 예민해짐.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 개밥에 도토리, 죽 쑤어서 개 좋은 일 시켰다 : 기다리지도 않던 복이 찾아들어옴.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 개똥에 굴러도 이승이 좋다, 개똥도 약에 쓰려면 없다 : 개똥의 유용함.</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong><font color="#e95d00" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#e95d00" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#e95d00" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 버 릇</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">말끝마다 욕을 잘하는 여자가 선을 보러 갔는데 남자의 어머니가 착하게 보인다며 흡족해 했다.<br>그런데 이 아가씨, 기분이 너무 좋은 나머지 자신도 모르게 버릇이 튀어 나왔다.<br>"부끄러워요, 18...."</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#013add"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 낙하기술</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">가정불화로 일가족 세 명이 63빌딩 꼭대기에서 함께 투신했으나 모두 죽지 않고 살았다. 이유는, <br>- 아버지 : 제비이기 때문에<br>- 어머니 : 치맛바람이 센 여자이기 때문에<br>- 아들 : 비행 청소년이었다</strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#d40a00"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 세대별 사랑</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 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alt="icon_7.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="23029"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/15463041353525f5c20b364023a2bca9aa456d75b5__mn548003__w100__h100__f23029__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_7.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="23029"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/15463041353525f5c20b364023a2bca9aa456d75b5__mn548003__w100__h100__f23029__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_7.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="23029"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/15463041353525f5c20b364023a2bca9aa456d75b5__mn548003__w100__h100__f23029__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_7.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="23029"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/15463041353525f5c20b364023a2bca9aa456d75b5__mn548003__w100__h100__f23029__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_7.gif" style="font-size:9pt;border:none;" filesize="23029"></div> <p></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;">20대의 사랑 - 열정으로 하고<br>30대의 사랑 - 체험으로 하고<br>40대의 사랑 - 조화로 하고<br>50대의 사랑 - 동행으로 하고</strong></span><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">60대의 사랑 - 추억으로 하고</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">70대의 사랑 - 재생으로 하고</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">80대의 사랑 - 주책으로 한다.</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong><font color="#000000" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#156200"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 우리 모두가 평등</span></font></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#000000" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">ㅇ 40대(지식 평등)가 되면 대학 나왔건 안나왔건 다 똑같아진다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 옛날에 배운 것 소용없고 써먹을 것 없고, 세상 경험 모두 같은 시절이어서 같다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">ㅇ 50대(외모 평등) - 외모가 둥글 넓적해진다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 한국인은 감자같이 생겨서 거의 비슷해 모두 같아진다.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">ㅇ 60(남녀 평등) - 남녀가 서로 썩어서 구분이 아니 된다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 한마디로 주책들이 없어서 하는 짓이 비슷하다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">o 70대(건강 평등) - 아픈 사람이나 그렇지 않은 사람이나 거기가 거기다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 속병이 들어서 일종의 종합병원.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">ㅇ 80대(재물 평등) - 돈이 많으면 무엇하나, 쓸 때가 없는데...</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 먹을것 제대로 먹을 수 있나, 다리 힘이 없어 다니지도 못함.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">ㅇ 90대(생사 평등)-살아있는 것이 산 것이 아니다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 산에 누워있으나 집에 누워 있으나 같고 먼저 가는 사람이 형님이다.</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong><font color="#ba4b01" face="바탕" style="font-size:14pt;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#ba4b01" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;">* 연예인 옷벗기 백태</span></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#ba4b01" size="3" face="바탕"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:16px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#ba4b01" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:24pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"></p> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201901/154630419232c0b874cfb043089a0990b5063cf386__mn548003__w100__h100__f9982__Ym201901__ANIGIF.gif" width="100" height="100" alt="icon_3.gif" style="font-size:9pt;text-align:left;border:none;" filesize="9982"></div> <p></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><font color="#ba4b01" size="3" face="바탕"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><font color="#ff0000"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></font></span></font></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 강부자가 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">부산스럽게 벗는다. 자연스럽게 죽는다. </span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 고소영이 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">소리 없이 벗는다. 영락없이 선다.</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 김희선이 옷을 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">희미히게 보인다. 선다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 손태영이 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">태연히 벗는다 영감 것도 선다</span></strong><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:18.6667px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></span></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 이영자가 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">영.. 아니다. 자자. 그냥 자라.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">- 하리수가 벗는다.</span><br><span style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;font-size:14pt;background:0px 0px;">리얼하게 벗는다. 수컷이다.</span></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', dotum, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;"></strong></p> <p align="center" style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;background:0px 0px;font-family:'돋움', 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