<blockquote style="margin-right:0px;" dir="ltr"><div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(79) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>동족</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;">   <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;">   <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>혀를 차며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>정말로 지긋지긋 하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그 정도로 사정하고 호소했으면</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....... </span><span>아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>가만 가만 갑자기 눈물을 흘리시면서 뭔가 흥얼흥얼 하시는데 이건 무슨 시츄에이션이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>게다가 노래는 흘러간 옛 노래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>굳세어라 금순아 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>맞아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>눈보라가 휘날리는 바람찬 흥남부두에</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">~ </span><span>목을 놓아 불러봤다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">~ </span><span>그렇다면 오늘이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스승님 맞죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>오늘이 그날 맞죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 귀야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마 오늘이 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>꿀꿀이 죽 드시는 날이요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>신경질</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그걸 꼭 물어봐야 알겠니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>배고파 빨리 줘</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아직 준비 안 했구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아닙니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>금방이면 됩니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그럼 바로 올리겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>음식물 쓰레기 통 뒤적뒤적</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>냄비에 넣고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>휴대용 가스레인지에 척</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 5</span><span>분후 부글부글</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>대접에 부어 척</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>여기 있사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>안절부절</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>버</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.....</span><span>벌써</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>근데 냄새가 좀 그렇다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 계절이 계절인 만큼 숙성이 잘돼서 그러니까 상관 마시고 드세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>울먹이며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>알았다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>숟가락 척</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입안에 마지못해 쑥</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아이고 슬픈 맛이 느껴지는 구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>슬프게 노래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>눈보라 몰아치는 바람 찬 흥남 부두에</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">~ (</span><span>노래를 멈추고 한숨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>더 이상 눈물이 앞을 가려 못 먹겠구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>수업이나 하자</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>오늘의 질문은 뭐냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>머리를 긁적이며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>오늘이 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">6.25 </span><span>한국전쟁이 일어난 지 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">68</span><span>주년이 되는 날인데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그날의 아픔을 뒤돌아보면 동족상잔의 비극이 떠올라 가슴이 아픈데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. “</span><span>동족</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>한솥밥</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>한민족의 뜨거운 피가 흐르는 식구니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>너는 잘 모르겠지만 그때 당시 우리 한반도는 식민지 해방과 정권수립 여파로 경제가 침체돼 그야 말로 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">X</span><span>구멍이 찢어지게 가난했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하지만 식구들은 한마음 한뜻으로 버티어 나갔지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하물며 강대국들의 이권 싸움에 전쟁이 나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>더욱 궁핍했지만 서로가 다독이며 외국부대에서 버려진 잡동사니를 주어와 한 솥에 넣고 꿀꿀이죽을 끓여 먹으며 버텼지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그게 바로 식구야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그때 당시만 해도 우리민족은 사상은 몰랐어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 어쩌다 이 지경됐는지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>전쟁은 결국 하반도 허리를 두 동강 내 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">68</span><span>년을 가슴앓이로 살아 온 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 이제 새 정부가 들어서 드디어 화해의 분위기가 이루어지고 있으니 이제야 말로 헤어진 그들과 같이할 솥을 준비해야하지 않나 싶어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>마음이 흐뭇해지기 까지 하구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>고로 분명히 말하지만 이제 평화의 그날이 온다면 다시는 외부에 의해서 밥솥이 깨지는 그런 비극이 없도록 서로가 사랑을 키워야 할 것이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>안 그러냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>맞사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하오면 스승님과 소인이 한솥밥을 먹은지 어언 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">6</span><span>개월이 다 되었는데도 소인을 등한시하고 갑질을 서슴지 않은 것은 어떻게 해석해야 되는 것이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>널 등한시 하고 갑질을 하는 게 아니라 너의 독립성을 키워 주려는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이 세상에 가장 나쁜 것이 순전히 기대는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>근데 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 아는 것도 쥐뿔도 없으면서 넘겨짚는 데는 일가견이 있다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>인마 내가 그렇게 싫으면 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>하산해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아이고 배야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아무리 쇼를 하셔도 그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>분명히 말씀 드리지만 그동안 스승님 수발로 망가진 제 청춘을 원상 복귀해 주시기 전에는 한 발자국도 못 물러섭니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>원상복귀</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>게다가 쇼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>인정머리 없는 놈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>나머지는 화장실 갔다 와서 보자</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>후다닥</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>후다닥</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (*)</span></div></blockquote>