<blockquote style="margin-right:0px;" dir="ltr"><div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(70) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>헛소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;">   <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;">   <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>한숨 쉬며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>알아서 하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>저도 더 이상 징징되지 않고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>저만의 여유를 갖도록 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>음야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>음야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이게 무슨 소리야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>가만 가만 이건 스승님이 잠꼬대 하시는 거 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>뭐라고 중얼거리시는데 무슨 말씀을 하시지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>뭐라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>독박도산이라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>이게 무슨 말이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>유명한 사자성어는 아닌 것 같은데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 뭐지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>독박이라면 화투에서 남의 것까지 뒤집어쓴다는 거고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>나머지 도산은 뭐지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>아 맞아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>도주 할 도에 메 산으로 정리하면 독박 쓰고 산으로 갔다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그럼 뭐야 나를 비하한 거 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아무리 스승이라지만 이렇게 인권모독을 해도 되나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>안되겠구먼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>항의 시위를 벌여야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스승님은 자중하라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>자중하라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>자칭 중이 동냥 왔는가 보다 쌀 한 홉 줘서 보내라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 막혀</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이것보세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>영감님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>나 스승이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>영감들은 경로당에 있어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>씩씩거리며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>얼렁뚱땅 넘어가려 하지 마십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>스승님은 저의 인권을 유린했습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>놀라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인마 내가 뭘</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>방금 주무시면서 잠꼬대를 빙자해 저더러 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>독박도산</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>독박 쓰고 산으로 도망 온 놈이라고 하시지 않았습니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>무슨 소리야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 독학으로 박사가 되신 도산 선생님을 닮으라는 뜻이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그러니 엉뚱한 상상 말고 오늘의 질문이나 해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>짜증나니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇게 깊은 뜻이 있는 줄 몰랐사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>제가 너무 민감했는가</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>봅니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>요즘 이런 투의 헛소리가 많아서요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그래서 말인데 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>헛소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>치매</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>앞뒤를 안 살피고 막 싸대니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이건 대부분 부모나 상급자의 영향이 크지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>왜냐하면 치매환자들은 가까운 사람의 말이나 행동을 기억하거든</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>너도 알다시피 모 정당에 수장이 그러니까 그 졸개들이 줄줄이 따라하고 있지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>이런 것을 보면 치매도 전염병이지 않나 싶어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>헛소리는 인격을 갉아먹는 무서운 발상인데 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 그것도 모르고 마구 내뱉는 처사는 과연 어떻게 살겠다는 건지 그들의 행동이 안타깝기 그지없구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>안 그러냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>하오면 스승님께서 수면 중에 하시는 말씀도 헛소리에 일종이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 수면에서까지도 너를 생각하는 나의 사랑법이니라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 남의 속도 모르고 한심한 인간으로 모는 나쁜 버릇이 있다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>교활한 녀석 같으니라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게 내가 싫으면 당장 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입버릇처럼 말씀 드렸듯이 소인의 신념은 절이 보기 싫다고 떠나는 게 아니라 마음에 들 때까지 고치는 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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