<div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(69) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>사전</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>한숨 쉬며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>알아서 하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>저도 더 이상 징징되지 않고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>저만의 여유를 갖도록 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>먼저 정보의 바다에 돛단배를 띄워 보도록 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>카톡</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>카톡</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>누구야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>김새게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>아니 이게 누구야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>정 미장원의 장원장님 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>근데 무슨 일로 카톡을 보냈지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>어디 살펴볼까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>죄송하지만 댁이 보호하고 계시는 영감님한테 전해 주세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>제발 내가 없을 때 찾아와서 없다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>오기로 온 문에 낙서를 하지 말고 사전에 연락을 주시라고요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이거</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>나더러 스승님 단속을 잘하라는 얘기 아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 참 기가 막혀서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>세 살 먹은 애기야 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>정말 갈수록 가관이시구먼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>어유</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>어유</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>정말로 이래도 되는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이래도</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>기둥에 머리 콩콩</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>너무 자책마라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인생을 살다보면 항상 변수도 있으니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 막혀</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>내참 기가 막혀서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>도대체 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>사전</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이라는 말씀을 아십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>짜식</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이제 절차를 무시하고 막 차고 들어오네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>좋아 얼마든지 질문해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>씩씩거리며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>사전이라는 말씀을 아시냐고요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>정의를 말씀해보세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아 뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>베개</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 왜 요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>대부분이 베개로 사용하니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>너만 봐도 그렇지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그렇게 동양철학에 있어서 필수인 한자의 중요성을 설명하고 외우라고 한자사전을 줬더니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>아랑곳없이 베고 자지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그러면서 무슨 수로 우리의 심오한 동양철학을 하겠다는 것이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>동양철학은 한자가 우선이라는 걸 몰라서 그러느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>어유</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>한심한 놈 같으니라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그러면서 내 교육방침이 이러니저러니 모략이나 하고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>꼭 공부도 못한 것들이 말도 많아요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>인석아 진정한 공부는 기본을 바탕으로 이치를 깨닫는 것이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래도 할 말이 있느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그건 제가 스승님께 묻고 싶은 말씀이옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>스승님으로 부터 물려받은 사전은 이미 오랜 세월을 베개로 사용된 듯 머릿기름 때가 끼어 번들번들 했사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 어떻게 변명하시겠사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 이미 다 외워 잊어버리지 말자고 베고 자는 것이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그러니까 일종의 스캔인 셈이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 남의 속도 모르고 한심한 인간으로 모는 나쁜 버릇이 있다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>교활한 녀석 같으니라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게 내가 싫으면 당장 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>제발 억지 부리지 마세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>지금 제가 묻고 있는 것은 단어를 찾아보는 사전이 아니라 미리 한다는 뜻의 사전이에요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제발 엉뚱하게 넘겨짚어 유도심문 하지 마세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>헛갈린다고요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래서 정신 차리고 다시 묻겠는데 사전의 정의는 무엇입니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>헛기침을 하며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">... </span><span>그건 네가 들고 있는 사전에 나와 있으니 찾아 봐라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그것도 싫으면 하산하던지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;letter-spacing:0pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입버릇처럼 말씀 드렸듯이 소인의 신념은 절이 보기 싫다고 떠나는 게 아니라 마음에 들 때까지 고치는 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그러니 빨리 정의를 내려 주십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;margin-left:35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>못해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>나도 오기가 있다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그러니까 사전 찾아봐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그것도 싫다면 나처럼 자던지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>난 각본대로 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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