<blockquote style="margin-right:0px;" dir="ltr"><div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">(42) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>몽니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2">   </font><p></p></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>빗소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2">   </font><p></p></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 수업은 뒷전이고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>체념</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>알아서 하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>저 오늘부터 스승님의 눈치를 보지 않고 제 소신대로 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그럼 먼저 나의 휴식을 위한 터를 고르도록 하겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>빗자루 들고 땅이 패도록 팍팍 쓸겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그러니 알아서 먼지를 피하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>쓱쓱 싹싹 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>먼지 팍팍</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>벌떡 일어나 기침을 하며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>콜록</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>콜록</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>황사가 몰려온다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>마스크 가져 오너라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>중국산 말고 인증 마크가 붙은 것으로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>황사가 오든지 말든지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>스승님 돌봄이 폐업하였사오니 알아서 하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>웃으며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>인석아 장난치지 말고 퍼뜩</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이 영감님이 왜 이러셔</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>폐업이라는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코웃음을 치며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>너 막나가는 것 같다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>도대체 뭐가 또 못마땅해서 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>말을 해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>어서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>네가 다 들어 줄게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>마지못해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇다면 못할 것도 없죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>요즘 주위 살펴보면 얼토당토않은 주장을 하면서 몽니를 피우는 사람들이 많다는데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>과연 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>몽니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>너</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>저라뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>제가 왜요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>네가 요즘 허구헌 날 음흉하고 심술궂게 욕심 부리는 성질로 일관하고 있지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>오늘도 마찬가지고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>좋습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그럼 제가 스승님께서 에프엠대로 하시는데 막무가내로 그랬사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>그건 자는 게 아니라 며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>명상이라 하지 않았었느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>아무튼 그건 오해니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>여기서 일단 접고 또 다른 정의를 내리겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>몽니란 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>똥고집</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이니라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>똥고집이라뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>상대방이 인정하지 않는 것을 일방적으로 밀어 붙이는 것이요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>왜긴 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>시간이 흐를수록 궁색해지니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하지만 이걸 부정적으로만 봐서도 안 된다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>왜냐하면 전통성을 지키는 장인정신 같은 의미도 있으니까 말이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>남들이 뭐라고 하던 가문의 장점을 지키겠다는 것 말이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하지만 전통도 나름이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그릇된 악습을 지키는 것은 되레 발전을 망치는 것이니 철저하게 지워야 하느니라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>일테면 단식</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>물 타기</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>공작정치</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>야당탄압 등 그들의 유행어를 들 수 있다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알겠느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>저도 동의하는 바입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>하오면 스승님께서 입버릇처럼 말씀하시는 명상 운운도 몽니와 같은 맥락이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 차</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.....</span><span>뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그건 너의 좀 더 강도 깊은 인성교육을 위해 심사숙고하는 것이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>다시 말하면 마인드컨트롤 수법이랄까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>시대에 부흥하는 명상법이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>근데 뭐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 염장 지르는데 뭐가 있다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그렇게 내 교육방법이 싫으면 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>입버릇처럼 말씀 드렸듯이 소인의 신념은 절이 보기 싫다고 떠나는 게 아니라 마음에 들 때까지 고치는 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></font></div> <div align="justify" style="text-indent:-35pt;"><font size="2"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span></font><span><font size="2">그럼 난 </font>또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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