<div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">25 </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">– </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>변명</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>산새소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 가르침을 나몰라 하시고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>좋아요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>주무세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>말이 나왔으니까 말이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>이젠 지긋지긋하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>허구헌 날 말도 안 되는 변명으로 일관하시는 게 안타깝기 까지 합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>솔직히 제 속마음을 말씀 드리자면 이러자고 제자가 됐나 자괴감마저 듭니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그래서 강력히 한마디 하렵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>내 인생 돌려 둬</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>돌려 둬</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>놀라 벌떡 일어나며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 시끄러워</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span><span>누구냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>마무가내로 달려들어 돌려 달라고 억지를 쓰는 한심한 녀석이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>스승님</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>도대체 언제까지 직무유기하실 겁니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그렇게 주무시고도 또 주무시니 잠귀신이라도 붙으신 것이 옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>굿이라도 할까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>너 말이 심하다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>몇 번 말해야 알겠니</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>난 지금 잠을 자는 게 아니라 명상을 하고 있다지 않았느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>그것도 너에게 참교육을 실현하기 위해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>스승님 제발 환상에서 깨십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>누가 봐도 스승님은 직무유기가 맞습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>순진한 제자는 진리에 목이 말라 허덕이는 데도 해갈의 진리를 주시기는커녕</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>이렇게 나 몰라라 하시는 것은 누가 뭐래도 분명 범죄행위입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>기가 차</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>범죄행위</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span><span>이제 이 녀석이 나를 가르치려 드는 구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래 네 팔뚝 굵다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>스승님을 비롯한 일련의 사태를 보면 모두가 변명을 하며 나몰라 하는 데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>과연 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>변명</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>설사</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>근데 그건 왜 그렇사옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>왜는 왜야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>하면 할수록 속이 불편해 자꾸만 갈기게 되니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>다시 말하면 먹지 말아야 할 것을 아깝다고 처먹어 난 사단이니 지가 안 갈기고 배기냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>요즘 경제 사법들도 마찬가지야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>법은 받아먹지 않아야 한다고 명시하고 있는데도 자신은 합법적이라며 처먹어 결국에는 탈이나 찍찍 갈기고 빵에 가지 않느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그런데도 뭘 잘했다고 헛소리들 하는 지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>어리석은 인간들</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...... </span><span>결국에는 탈수현상으로 쓰러지고 말텐데 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알겠사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 스승님께서 허구헌 날 하시는 변명도 이와 같은 맥락이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>이</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">...</span><span>그건 변명이 아니라 나의 지도 방침을 어필한 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>일테면 잠은 나의 징크스 같은 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span><span>운동선수가 시합 전에 수염을 안 깎는다던지 그런 거</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 속도 모르면서 모든 걸 나와 연관시켜 흠집을 내려고 안달해요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게도 내가 맘에 안 드느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>아이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그러니까 빨리 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못 하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">,</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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