<div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';"><</span><span>일일 개그</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">⓽ – </span><span>산중문답 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>의혹</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">></span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">E </span><span>산새소리 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">+ </span><span>스승의 코고는 소리</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"> <p></p></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>코고는 소리</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>혼잣말로</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>오늘도 여전히 가르침을 나몰라 하시고 주무시겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그렇다면 저도 어쩔 수 없죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>계획했던 일을 실시해야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (</span><span>목청을 가다듬고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그럼 어제 시간상 처리 못한 이불의 먼지를 털어야지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>먼저 몽둥이를 치켜들고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>에잇</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>퍽</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>퍽</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>퍽</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>깜짝 놀라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아이고 이게 무슨 소리야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>제자야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>산적들이 선량한 인간을 잡아다가 장마 통에 먼지가 나도록 패는 가 보다 빨리 내려가서 구해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>무슨 말씀이세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>요즘 세상에 산적이 어디 있다고 시민을 납치해 먼지가 나도록 팹니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>지금 꿈꾸신 것이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>뭐냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>네가 또</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?! </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>새봄맞이 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">2</span><span>단계 청소로 이불을 털고 있는 중이었사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그런데 냄새가 풍기는 것보니 누구 것인지 몰라도 팬티에서 흘러나온 변 가루가 털리는 가 봅니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>어이고 추잡스러운 놈</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>이제는 별의 별 짓을 다 하는구나</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. (</span><span>비꼬는</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>어이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>오늘은 또 뭐가 궁금해 이 사단이냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>아네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>조금 전에 뉴스를 들으니까 전직 대통령 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">mb</span><span>의 뇌물사건을 파면 팔수록 의혹이 증가되고 있다는데 과연 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">“</span><span>의혹</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>의 정의는 무엇이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>짜증</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>뭐긴 뭐야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인석아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! “</span><span>항문</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">”</span><span>이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>항문이라뇨</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>똥구멍이요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그래 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>근데 왜 신성한 정의를 하필이면 혐오부위를 들어 비위를 건드리십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>똥구멍이 어때서</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span><span>너 똥 안 싸고 살 수 있어</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>못 싸면 죽는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그래서 소중히 다뤄야 하는 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>고로 나는 항문과 의사를 존경한다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>알겠사옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그건 그렇고 왜 항문이라는 겁니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그건 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>파면 팔수록 구린내가 진동하니까 그렇지</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그래서 선인들이 말씀하시길 일보고 뒤마무리를 잘하라고 하신 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그것도 못하면서 뭘 그리 쳐드신 거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>모르긴 해도 그 인간 치질환자 일거야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">..</span><span>그건 아닌 것 같은데요</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>맞아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>난 척보면 알아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>꼭 공부도 못하는 것들이 엉뚱한 생각을 하며 의심이 많아요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>그</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">....</span><span>그렇다면 속세에서 스승님이 속세에 자주 내려오시는 것은 정 미용실 장 원장님에게 흑심이 있어서라는 의혹이 난무하던데</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그것 혹시 장 원장님이 여장 게이로 항문과 관계있는 것이옵니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">? </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!! </span><span>아냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! (</span><span>울먹이며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>남의 아픔을 건들지 마라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>네가 거길 찾는 것은 가발 보수용 머리카락을 얻기 위해서야</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">......</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: </span><span>죄송합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>그런 아픔이 있으셨군요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>버럭</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>시끄러 인마</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>좌우지간 저 녀석은 모든 걸 나와 연관시켜 흠집을 내려고 안달해요</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그렇게도 내가 맘에 안 드느냐</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>당황해</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">.... </span><span>아이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>그러니까 빨리 하산하라니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">!</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>제자 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>단호하게</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그렇게는 못 하옵니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">,</span></div> <div style="text-indent:-35pt;"><span>스승 </span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">: (</span><span>빈정대며</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">) </span><span>그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">?, </span><span>그럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">, </span><span>알아서 해라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>내 기필코 네 고집을 꺾고 말테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! </span><span>그럼 난 또 한숨 때리려니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>알아서 놀아라</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">. </span><span>드르렁</span><span lang="en-us" style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-family:'함초롬바탕';">! 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