<div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">롤러코스터 손님들도 우리와 마찬가지로 오래 놀다보면 허기가 지고 목이 마른다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그런 손님들을 만족시키기 위해서는 당연히 음식을 제공해야하며</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">많은 사람들이 음식을 제공하는 공간을 따로 운영할 것이다<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/156793585122f5f0206759445eb49c80d2531c5cbc__mn98730__w430__h270__f55619__Ym201909.jpg" width="430" height="270" alt="1.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="55619"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이런식으로</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">흠... 나쁘진 않다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이렇게 조형물을 세워두면 손님들이 보고 좋아하며 행복도가 조금씩 오른다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그런데 그거 아는가?</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">사실 손님들을 놀이기구를 탈 때 뿐 아니라 남이 타는 걸 볼때도 즐거워 한다는 것을...</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그러나 이 조건이 은근히 까다로운데</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">1. 외부에 뚫려 있어야 하고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">2. 소음이 적어야 하며</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">3. 손님이 쉬고 있어야 한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">얌전한 놀이기구는 대부분 외부가 개방이 안 되어서 1이 안 되고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">난폭한 놀이기구는 대부분 시끄럽기 때문에 2가 충족이 안 된다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">하지만 위에 세 가지 조건을 모두 충족하는 놀이기구가 있으니...</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그것은 바로 '동물원'이라고 하는 것이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">응? 롤러코스터 클래식에는 동물원이 없지 않나?</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">싶겠지만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">놀이기구가 없으면 만들면 된다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935852762fab15fe7e459d85c787104e18a690__mn98730__w810__h220__f83499__Ym201909.jpg" width="800" height="217" alt="2.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="83499"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">보아라, 이 아름다운 동물원의 모습을</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935852dc674e7b07bb40409ca3081db7475ed4__mn98730__w180__h180__f16930__Ym201909.jpg" width="180" height="180" alt="3.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="16930"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이 동물들이 빠져나간다면 세상은 심히 혼란해질 것이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이들은 불평을 일삼으며 공원에 대한 악평을 할 것이 자명하다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그러나 이 환경은 완벽하게 통제되고 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">출구가 막혀 있으니 당연히 나갈 수 없을 수 밖에<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935853f870e6070463477cb46eb2b52d864e62__mn98730__w260__h220__f21342__Ym201909.jpg" width="260" height="220" alt="4.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="21342"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이걸 보면서 즐거워하는 손님들</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">실제 이런 동물원을 식사공간 등지에 설치해두면</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">다른 손님들은 동물들을 보며 깔깔깔 재밌어랑~ 하면서 행복도가 조금씩 차오른다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이게 조각상 만드는 것보다 효율이 높은 건 당연</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">물론 광대로도 할 수 있는 짓이지만 광대는 월 40이 드는 고급 인력이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">하지만 동물원은 우리 하나당 유지비가 1년 49 밖에 들지 않는다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/15679358530455b1bf29a5462fa897ba041c62d84a__mn98730__w700__h335__f70855__Ym201909.jpg" width="700" height="335" alt="5.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="70855"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">분명 합의에 의해 우리로 들어가 놓고 들어간지 1달 정도 되자 나가고 싶다고 징징대는 동물들</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">'집에 갈래' 메세지가 뜨고 오랜 기간 집에 가지 못하면 '길을 잃었다'는 메세지가 뜨며 공원 평가가 떨어진다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">'~에서 나가고 싶다'라는 메세지가 뜨고 오랜 기간 나가지 못하면 '~이 아직도 입구에 도착하지 못하고 있다'며 평가가 떨어진다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그러나 메이즈는 이 두가지 다 해당이 없다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">메이즈에는 놀이기구가 '낀다'는 개념도 없고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">'집을 잃었다'는 것 길에 있어야만 적용되는데 메이즈는 길이 아니기 때문</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그 와중에 여기가 자기네들 집인데 집에 가고 싶다고 징징대는 애들은 당췌 무슨 생각인지 모르겠다<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935854e569955c21ac46d385651e5c75ae122d__mn98730__w520__h290__f28609__Ym201909.jpg" width="520" height="290" alt="6.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="28609"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그 다음 팁은 광고팁이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">광고 중에 무료식음료권은 마케팅 비용에 비해 효과가 꽤 강력한 편이지만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이 티켓을 소지한 사람에겐 음식을 무료로 줘야만 하기 때문에 실제 비용은 더 많이 나간다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">한개당 원가 0.5달러식 손해니까 거의 한달이면 200달러 정도가 추가로 빠진다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">즉 명시적 마케팅 비용에 비해 묵시적 마케팅 비용은 2배 가까이 비싼 것</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">물론 해결법은 있다<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935854e48260ce9e37418babbcf52ef9c9e580__mn98730__w256__h226__f22024__Ym201909.jpg" width="256" height="226" alt="7.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="22024"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이렇게 공원 끄트머리에 유일하게 존재하는 음식 종류 하나만 놓고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">접근을 못하게 하면 사람들이 분명 쿠폰은 들고 오는데 가게를 찾지 못해 손해를 보지 않는다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">1년 유지비가 들긴 하는데 공짜로 음식 주는데서 나오는 손해에 비하면야...</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">너무 불합리하다고?<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/156793585526e4dfae224a44ab896eeab4729916e1__mn98730__w440__h368__f65765__Ym201909.jpg" width="440" height="368" alt="8.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="65765"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">본인도 그렇게 생각해서 최소한 '쿠폰'을 소지한 자들이 무료로 음식을 먹을 수 있는 '기회'를 제공한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그것은 롤러코스터 중에 싱글 레일 롤러 코스터</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이 롤러코스터는 특이한 점이 이는데 말 모양으로 되어 있고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">시승자 본인이 자신의 힘을 이용하여 페달을 밟아야 하기 때문에 실력으로 도달할 수 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">(물론 자기 힘이 약간이고 대부분은 체인 리프트의 가속력이긴 하다만)</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">즉 이걸 이용해서 '인간 경마'가 가능한 것인데<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/15679358566b67b5dcbfef4e24ac7299b90adc71d4__mn98730__w720__h400__f99644__Ym201909.jpg" width="720" height="400" alt="9.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="99644"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그걸 이용해 필자는 이렇게 써먹는 중이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">공원 끄트머리 빌딩 위에 팝콘 가게가 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">손님은 팝콘을 먹기 위해 건너편 건물로 가야하지만 저 건물은 엘레베이터가 없지</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">반면 건너편에 있는 건물에는 엘레베이터가 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">즉 손님은 오른쪽에 있는 엘레베이터에서 말을 타고 단일 레일을 건너면 무사히 무료 팝콘을 먹을 수 있는 것이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">거짓말이 아니다 분명히 건너편 건물에만 갈 수 있으면 확실히 팝콘으로 교환해준다<br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935856477f36415dd3488e989c610e84371d01__mn98730__w560__h220__f46567__Ym201909.jpg" width="560" height="220" alt="10.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="46567"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">어느 용감한 손님이 이 도전을 받아들였다!</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">그는 오직 팝콘을 무료로 먹겠다는 열망으로</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">팝콘 교환권을 손에 쥐고</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">말 모양 놀이기구의 페달을 열심히 밟으며 차근차근</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">아~주 느린 속도지만 조금씩 앞으로 나아가고 있는 것이다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935857b7dc0b62b5f944b7910d6033fb4819d0__mn98730__w110__h110__f8053__Ym201909.jpg" width="110" height="110" alt="11.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="8053"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">아 근데 내가 이 말을 했던가</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">사실 멀리서는 잘 안 보이는데 이거 마지막 부분에 레일이 약간 위로 올라가 있다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">타는 사람 입장에서야 이걸 눈치챌리 만무하다만</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">어차피 일방향이라 돌아갈 수도 없다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201909/1567935858b792f71c6a13418f8905dcab2f7227c8__mn98730__w120__h120__f425640__Ym201909__ANIGIF.gif" width="120" height="120" alt="12.gif" style="border:none;" filesize="425640"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">이런!</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">안타깝게도 이 친구들은 실패했다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">무료로 팝콘을 먹는 대신, 영원히 이 레일 위에서 살아야만 한다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">사실 가속력을 조금 바꾸면 얘네가 성공하지 못했을 때 탈선하여 추락사 시킬 수 있긴하다</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">하지만 명심하자</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;">롤러코스터는 사람을 죽이는 게임이 아니란 것을...</p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br></p> <p style="margin:0px;padding:0px;border:0px;vertical-align:baseline;background:transparent;text-align:center;"><br style="color:#333333;font-family:'굴림', Gulim;font-size:13px;"></p></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div>