<p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"></span></p> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201705/149545485636a9891b115241708ff62d2e04739e9f__mn61638__w185__h273__f12962__Ym201705.jpg" width="185" height="273" alt="섹스섹스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="12962"></div><br><p></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">단편</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">] </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스를 찾아 떠나는 히치하이커들을 위한 지침서</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';font-size:12pt;"> </span></p> <p></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스으으으</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그것은 실로 역사적인 순간이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">69</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">번가에 위치한 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">AV</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">광장은 인류 최초의 시간 여행을 목도하기 위해 몰려든 인파로 발 디딜 틈조차 없었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">곳곳에 설치된 대형 스크린엔 연신 낯 뜨거운 영상이 여과 없이 전해지고 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">Maxim</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">이라 쓰인 살구색 그득한 전단이 나부꼈지만 사람들의 시선은 오직 광장 중앙의 연단만을 향했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그가 그곳에 있기 때문이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">인류 최초의 타임머신 발명가</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">인류 최초의 시간여행자</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그리고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">...</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">과학을 통한 인류의 자기주도적인 진화로 말미암아 도태돼 구시대의 유물이 되어버린 미지의 존재 섹스를 찾아 과거로 떠날 것을 천명한 모험가이자 마지막 로맨티스트</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭 블랙</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">모두가 그의 이름을 연호한 것도 어쩌면 당연했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">진화라는 미명하에 섹스를 버린 지난 천년</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">완벽한 양성평등의 토대아래 인류는 전에 없던 평화와 번영을 이루었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 남녀의 화해와 발전만이 인류가 꿈꿔온 모든 것은 아니었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">다툼과 분쟁은 사라졌지만 삶이란 그저 앙꼬 없는 찐빵처럼 어딘가 무미건조하고 또한 따분한 것이 되어버렸기 때문이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그래서였을까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">콜로세움에서 검투사들을 바라보던 고대 로마 시민들의 그것처럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">진일보한 서기 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">3</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">천 년대의 인류가 환호하고 있었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">지우고 거세했지만 자극적인 충동을 갈구하는 욕망은 여전히 그들의 잠재의식 속에 남아 열렬한 환호를 쏘아냈다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리 인류에겐 다툼이 없습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">남녀로 나뉘어 반목할 이유가 없어졌기 때문입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리 인류에겐 아픔이 없습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">모든 신체적 질병을 극복해냈기 때문입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">이는 의학과 과학의 융</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">-</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">복합을 통한 인류의 획기적 진화와 자기 개선으로 말미암아 얻은 성과입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">어디 그 뿐입니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우주는 또 어떻습니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">지금도 매일 함선을 보내 더 먼 우주를 개척하고 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리의 미래는 사실상 정복되었다고 보아도 무방합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 여기</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">지금까지 그 누구도 도달하지 못 한 곳으로 떠나려는 모험가가 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">오직 신에게만 허락되었다 믿었던 미지의 영역</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">바로 과거입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그리고 그는 말했습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잊혀졌던 미지의 행위를 다시 찾겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스로 말미암아 우리 인류는 또 한 번 번성할 것이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">소개합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">최초의 시간 여행자이자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스의 화신</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭 블랙</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">연단에 선 사회자가 잭을 소개하자 군중들은 한껏 들떠 외쳤다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!‘</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그야말로 열화와 같은 성원이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그러자 이에 감격한 잭이 연단으로 걸어와 두 팔을 한껏 펼치며 외쳤다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">여러분 감사합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스으으으</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">와아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">한 때는 인류 번식의 중추적 소임을 도맡았지만</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">과학을 통한 인류의 자기주도적 진화로 말미암아 이제는 사장</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">死藏</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">)</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">되어버린 고어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">(</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">古語</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">)</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">의 부활이 현실로 다가오자 잭도 사람들도 감격스러운 표정이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그리고 잭이 말했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">지난 천년</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리는 분명 번영했습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 그것이 전부일까요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">남성과 여성의 대립이 사라지고 평화가 찾아왔지만</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리는 그 안에서 사랑을 잃었습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">사랑은 곧 섹스입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. Love & Sex! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">이에 선언합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">오늘 저는 일천 오백년 전의 과거로 돌아갈 것입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그리고 이 첫 번째 시간여행을 통해 우리가 잃었던 과거의 환희</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스를 경험하고 돌아오겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스으</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭은 그와 같은 말을 남긴 후 곧 바로 연단 중앙에 설치된 캡슐 위에 올라탔다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">구체의 투명한 캡슐은 햇살을 받아 유독 더 반짝였고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그 반짝임은 강렬한 회전과 함께 더 큰 빛으로 변해 광장 곳곳으로 뻗어나갔다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그때였다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">온통 빛으로 둘러싸인 잭과 그의 타임머신을 향해 누군가 급히 뛰어들었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">신원은 알 수 없지만 그가 입은 옷 위에 크게 쓰인 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">‘Love & Sex’</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">의 문구로 보아 필시 잭의 열렬한 추종자임에 분명했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭 나를 데려가주세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">나도 궁금합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스가 무엇인지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스의 희열은 어떤 것인지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리가 잃어버린 것이 무엇인지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">저도 알고 싶습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 빛은 점점 더 강해졌고 캡슐과 함께 허공으로 떠오른 잭은 마지막 말을 남긴 채 사라졌다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">당신의 호기심에 경의를 표합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 이건 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">1</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">인승이에요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">실망하지는 말아요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">타임머신의 설계도가 곧 모두에게 전송 될 겁니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">모험</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">사랑 그리고 섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리는 모두 원합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">타임머신을 만들어요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그리고 저를 따라오세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">당신이 진심으로 섹스를 원한다면 말이죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">러브 앤 섹쓰으으</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭의 마지막 함성과 함께 폭발적으로 팽창하던 빛은 이내 강렬한 굉음과 함께 맹렬히 수축해 하나의 점으로 사라졌다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭이 떠났습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">이것으로 오늘의 행사를 마칩니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">부디 그가 그토록 바라던 섹스와 만나기를</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">안녕히 돌아가십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">사회자의 멘트와 함께 사람들은 뿔뿔이 흩어졌다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 곧 떠나던 사람들의 발길이 하나 둘 멈추어 섰다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">각자의 계정을 통해 송신된 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">‘Love & Sex’</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">라는 제목의 메일 때문이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">메일엔 당연히 잭이 모두를 위해 남기고 간 타임머신의 설계도가 첨부되어 있었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리도 하고 싶어요 잭</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스가 너무 하고 싶어요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">*</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">복잡한 궤적의 빛이 시선을 사로잡았다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">어둡고 또한 밝은 빛이 형이하학적인 무늬를 만들어내며 교차됐고, 얼마 안가 곧 광활한 시공간의 영역이 펼쳐졌다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. 비로소</span><span style="font-size:12pt;"> 과거로 가는 웜 홀에 안착했음을 깨달은 잭은 자신이 직접 설계한 시간 여행 가이드 프로그램 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">‘</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스를 찾아 떠나는 히치하이커들을 위한 안내서</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">’</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">를 로딩 시켰다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">웜홀 중심부에 도달했습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">원하는 날짜를 입력해주십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[2017. 5. 24]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">출구를 찾고 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">중력의 뒤틀림으로 인해 약간의 진동이 있을 수 있으니 유의하십시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">프로그램의 경고대로 강렬한 진동이 캡슐을 뒤흔들었지만</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭은 조금도 고통스럽지 않았다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그의 머릿속은 온통 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">2017</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">년으로 돌아가 만나게 될 섹스에 대한 기대로 가득 차 있었고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">맹렬한 고통조차 희열로 바꾸어낼 의지도 있었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">쿵</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">엄청난 굉음과 함께 캡슐이 기류에 휩싸였다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">웜홀 탈출 성공</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">안전하게 대기권 밖에 도착하여 지금 착륙을 준비 중입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">완벽한 도착이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">캡슐은 타오르는 유성처럼 미려한 곡선을 그리며 대지에 안착했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">대기 농도 이상 없음</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">독극물 등 외부 위험요소 없음</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">좋아 완벽해</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">여자는</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">여자들은 어디에 있지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">?”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">[300m</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">전방 풀숲에서 여성으로 확인되는 두 명의 생명체가 다가오고 있습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.]</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">오오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">드디어 하게 되는 건가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">마치 포효하는 성난 야수처럼</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭은 캡슐 밖으로 뛰쳐나갔다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스를 향한 그의 열망은 그 어떤 장애물로도 막을 수 없을 만큼 크고 강렬하게 불타오르고 있었고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">안내 프로그램의 설명처럼 풀숲 저편에서 누군가 바스락대며 다가오고 있었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">유성이 이 쪽으로 떨어졌단 말이지 리사</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">?”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">그렇다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">분명히 이 쪽이었어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">전에 뉴스를 본 적이 있는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">유성의 잔해는 다이아몬드보다 비싼 값에 팔린데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">좋아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">꼭 찾고 만다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">어어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">근데 저거 뭐지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">?”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">뭐 말야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">?”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">저거 말야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">저거</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">사</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">산짐승인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">?”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">짐승</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">두 발로 걷는</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">아니 뛰는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">사람인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리처럼 유성을 찾으러 온</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">젠장</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">어서 뛰어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">! </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">우리가 먼저 찾아야만 해</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">기다려 같이가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그것이 바로 최초의 조우였다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스를 찾아 떠나온 미래의 시간여행자 잭과</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">유성의 잔해를 찾기 위해 그 곳을 찾은 두 명의 과거 여성</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">...</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">하지만 이 운명과도 같은 조우엔 불행히도 한 가지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">있어야 할 것이 없었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">바로 옷이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">의복이란 거추장스런 개념은 잭이 떠나온 미래에선 이미 사라진 지 오래였다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">개념이 없으니 잭에겐 창피할 것도 없었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">온통 헐벗은 벌거숭이 상태로 제 앞에 나타난 섹스를 움켜쥐기 위해 힘차게 손을 흔들며 달렸다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">그나마 다행이었던 것은 시간이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">자정이 다 되어가는 미시건의 숲은 어둡고 캄캄했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">만약 조금만 더 이른 시간이었다면</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">아마 그 두 여성은 잭을 처음 본 그 순간</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">이미 줄행랑을 쳤을지도 모르겠다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">. </span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">물론 잭의 행운은 오래가지 못 했다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">잭이 코앞까지 달려오자 두 여성은 온통 벌거벗은 잭을 발견할 수 있었고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">곧 겁에 질린 목소리로 외쳤다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">좀비다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><span style="font-size:12pt;">밤하늘 높이</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">, </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">세상 곳곳</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">... </span><span style="font-size:12pt;">전례 없는 유성의 비가 쏟아지던 아름다운 밤이었다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">“</span><span style="font-size:12pt;">섹스으으으</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">!”</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">끝.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;"><br></span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">전에 써두었던 글인데, 유성이 쏟아지는 밤에 올리면 좋을 것 같아 묵혀 두었다가...</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">아끼면 똥된다는 말이 떠올라 올립니다.</span></p> <p style="line-height:250%;margin:4pt 10pt 2pt;text-indent:25pt;"><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:12pt;">좋은밤 되세요.</span></p>