This is flight 372 on SWA The flight attendants on board serving you today Teresa in the middle, David in the back, My name is David and Im here to tell you that Shortly after takeoff, first things first Theres soft drinks and coffee to quench your thirst But if you want another kind of drink, then just holler Alcoholic beverages will be 4 dollars If a monster energy drink is your plan Thatll be 3 dollars and you get the whole can We wont take your cash, You gotta pay with plastic If you have a coupon then thats fantastic We know youre ready to get to new places Open up the bench, put away your suitcase Carry on items go under the seat In front of you so none of you have things by your feet If you have a seat on a row with an exit Were gonna talk to you, so you might as well expect it You gotta help evacuate in case we need you If you dont wanna then were gonna reseat you
Before we leave, our advice is Put away your electronic devices Fasten your seatbelt, then put your trays up Press the button to make the seatback raise up Sit back relax have a good time Its almost time to go, so Im done with the rhyme Thank you for the fact that I wasnt ignored This is Southwest Airlines, welcome aboard
