<div> </div> <h1>새우..</h1> <div><font size="3">꾸벅.. 안녕하새우~</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">바야흐로 9월 14일 늦은 밤... 평화로운 오유섭...</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">즐거운 추석이 지나가고 명절 증후군으로 우리 빵봉지 브라더도</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">너무너무 힘든 시간을 보냈습니다는 개뿔...명절에</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">외국인을 해체시킨 이후로 수많은 고심끝에</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">저희는 또다른 또라이 짓을 하기로 결심을 합니다... (이게 뭔 또라이같은 소리지...)</font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3"> </font></div> <div><font size="3">으음 여긴 어딘가... 매우 평화롭군요...</font></div> <div> </div> <div> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00001.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712612yKGwoIPn.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div> </div> <div><font size="3">는 함정</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00002.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712624tZ8LhmZN5D8KeNWW.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">곧바로 흰셔츠의 땀내나는 뉴비를 발견합니다... </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">좀비한테 쫒기던 모양이네요.. 손에 신문지..아니.. 붕대를 들고 뛰고계시더군요</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">우리 빵봉지 사쁘라띠(코스모스) 브라더가</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">"STOP"을 외치십니다.. 특유의 카리스마에 그 누구도 안멈출수가 없군요..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">굳어버린 뉴비님에게 손쉽게 수갑을 채웁니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00003.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712624ga5Q3wUFd434FuRt8TRS.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그는 말을 잘듣는 한국인이었습니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그래서 저희는 그분께 노래를 신청하였습니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그래서 부르신다는 곡이...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">현아의 '빨개요'</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">....</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">....</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">....</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">저 몰골로 현아를 농락하다니... 화가 치밀어 올라 참을수가 없었습니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그래서 저희 동맹인 '김간디'님과 '경기아리랑'님을 급히 모십니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00004.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712625sGV6a1Bv9qZlMiaq4QXHi.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">화가 많이 나셨는지... 여자사람으로 보이는 어마무시하게 생긴</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">검은 생머리의 여성도 같이 데리고 오셨네요....껄껄껄</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00005.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/14107126255uttHYxm8XX.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">음... 노래가 별로였던 모양입니다...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">노래가 끝나자</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그리고 던진 사쁘라띠님의 한마디</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">"님아 애인있으세요?"</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그랬더니 뉴비님께서 애인이 있다고 하시네요.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하하하하하하</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하하하하하하</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하하하하하하</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">김간디님이 뭔가를 급히 꺼내어 손에 드시네요..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00002.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410713718KWmAfTyMyHq5wCDVSzpnkuNB8.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">저.. 저것은!!! 으앙 앙돼!!!</font></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00008.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712627HQJfUyUng1BBZYgzmlZtbQx.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">군인 좀비도 구경오셨네여 껄껄껄</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00009.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712628qBvsNYm7kughFXBcvcIZalhzNo.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그렇게 쓸쓸히 기어가시더니...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00005.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410713983rdHzgzysxZtelIA1Uw.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">왠지 슬픈노래가 생각이 나네요...가을타는건가...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그렇게 저희는 한분을 고이 잠들게 하고</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">또다른 뉴비분을 모시는데 성공을합니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그렇게 해서 열린 빵봉지 배 콜로세움!!</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">제가 참전하기로 합니다.. 껄껄껄</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00010.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410712628DcSuAUno3M3kz5vWejnHKDFNtq.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">콜로세움 입장.. 최대한 사로잡힌 뉴비인척 입장을 해야합니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">으캬읔!! 안에 수갑채워진 뉴비님이 보이십니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">벌써부터 동공이 커지고 가슴이 뛰고 아드레날린이</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">솟아오릅니다!! 구든구든~~</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00013.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714611nNNjwYOPKOp2QdrnnJihdQmcxg219eHo.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">왼쪽이 뉴비님이고 오른쪽이 </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">저 입니다.. 최대한 방금 사로잡힌 따끈따끈한 뉴비</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">연기를 류승룡 뺨칠 정도로 잘 했습니다.. 흐뭇</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00014.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714611naG1jNCsRRstGgXKvvn.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">흑흑... 드디어 1라운드 준비를 하는군요...떨리는 순간입니다...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00017.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714542hTjWtGxvj.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">제가 먼저 도발을 '시전'합니다 껄껄</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00018.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714542LNyW8esFUEdR1QvQUVVz6sMCXUH5J.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">상대도 만만치 않군요... 여기저기확그냥막그냥...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00012.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714914XHbLMoFPwEuplEkVZN53MpyCPp32.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">숨막히는 1라운드!!!!</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00006.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715091rYxOtBDa11SpXp.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">보통이 아니군... </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">유단잔가...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00008.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715092XJGNuOvxxl3L.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">뉴비분이 화가 많이 나셨는지 벽을 막 치시네여...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">1,2라운드는 제가 졌습니다..ㅜㅜ 그래서 하의를 벗습니다 ㅜㅜ</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00013.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715093PyrgICEKi1xbcWtr3a53giyGrf9A.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">정말 치열했습니다... 군대서 초소 근무나갔을때 </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">사단장이 순시와서 브리핑 할때보다 이천오백사십배는 더 떨렸습니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00019.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/14107156667Q7BLs3MlzZem4NamWNGzxFJSyPF.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">뉴비님이 싸우는척 하시면서</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">은근슬쩍 '경기아리랑'님을 한대 때리네요..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">매우 지능적인 플레이를 하시더군요..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00014.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715093Dx6unbe3NHcCoWhfwt.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">3라운드는 무승부...ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 어...엉덩..엉덩이가... 찰지구나!!</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00023.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/14107145451muqsdfzrrIVyXsA6D.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">크아~~파이널 라운드는 결국 제가 이겼습니다만.. 너무 열심히 싸워주셨습니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00025.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410714546l79IJuEgpE.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">뉴비님께 승리의 박수를.. 승리에 만족하시는 분위기 입니다..</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하지만 저에게 법규를 날리셨고</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">저희에게 잡히신 이상 자비란 없습니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">이제 슬슬 죽음을 맞이하셔야 겠지요...</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하하하하하하</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">하하하하하하하하</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00020.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715916aNYeZjIyDfeql3krUJiRyysJSXiXcQF.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00022.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715916u8D42dfmaDWy5uGDvYfDRTN1DTYEvCI.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00023.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410715917DTJ1GtYVH8PLYYemBMzteqzP.jpg" width="800" height="500"></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">는 훼이크</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">승부는 정정 당당한 것입니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-09-15_00031.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/14107160065zJRgxLu.jpg" width="800" height="640"></div></div></div></div></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">그렇게 아이템을 챙겨드려 보내드렸습니다.</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">진짜 동영상이 안되서 사진으로는 보여드리는것이 아까울정도로</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"> </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">대박 웃었는데... 아쉽네요ㅎㅎㅎ</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">끝으로 출연해주신 뉴비님들께 항상 좋은일과 가정과 건강에 </font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">축복과 행운이 </font><font size="3">항상 함께하길</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3">간절히 기도합니다</font></div> <div style="text-align:left;"><font size="3"></font> </div> <div style="text-align:left;"> <div style="text-align:left;"><img style="border-bottom:medium none;border-left:medium none;border-top:medium none;border-right:medium none;" class="chimg_photo" alt="2014-08-26_00003.jpg" src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201409/1410716438ytJy1g5nVBWBx.jpg" width="800" height="600"></div></div> <div style="text-align:left;"> </div></div>