<div><br></div> <div> <div> <div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>사실 옛날 얘기는 아니고</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>이터널스 설명하다보니</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>옛날얘기가 됨</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b>음슴체로 가겠음</b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581478347d4c8aafc4374c558f6a93fbc8fa76ff__mn109513__w630__h354__f33152__Ym201905.jpg" width="630" height="354" alt="이터널스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="33152"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">마동석이 출연 유력하다는 그 영화</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">'이터널스'</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="3"><br></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div><b><font size="3">개봉이 한참 남아서</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">별로 궁금하지 않겠지만</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">모처럼 쉬는 날</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">할 게 없어서 만들어봄</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">참고로 본인은 아직</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">엔드게임을 안봤기 때문에</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">엔드게임 관련 스포는</font></b></div></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">할래야 할 수가 없으니</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><font size="3">안심해도 됨</font></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><b><br></b></div> <div style="text-align:center;">에고 더 리빙 플래닛 (셀레스티얼)</div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="font-weight:bold;">9<img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558148094d93a30db664c45f78a8972843168b33c__mn109513__w743__h309__f25499__Ym201905.jpg" width="743" height="309" alt="에고.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="25499"></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><b><font size="3">이 사람은 '에고'</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">또한 '셀레스티얼' 임</font></b></div> <div><font size="3"><br></font></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><br></div> <div><b><font size="3">갑자기 에고가 왜나와?</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><br></div> <div><b><font size="3">이터널스를 설명하려면</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">'셀레스티얼'을 알아야 하기 때문임</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">어쨌든 저 아저씨가</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">인상은 좋아보여도</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">소버린 함대에 쫓기는</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">자기 아들 때문에</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3"><br></font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">단신으로</font></b></div> <div><b><font size="3">소버린함대를 전멸시킴</font></b></div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">새퀴 잘컷네</div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558148572d319a5f591ce4ef3b958575fd83600af__mn109513__w580__h305__f28527__Ym201905.jpg" width="580" height="305" alt="스타로드 에고.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="28527"></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><font size="3"><b>"넌 특별해"</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>다짜고짜 </b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>내가 니 아빠라면서</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>스타워즈 분위기 내더니</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>너는 평범한 인간이 아니라는</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>에고의 말에</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>혼란이 오는 스타로드</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="2">제임스 건</font></div> <div><font size="3"><b> </b></font><div><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558149033139d0cfc158f47faadf32b5e87addc1c__mn109513__w550__h381__f31660__Ym201905.jpg" width="550" height="381" alt="제임스 건.jpeg" style="border:none;" filesize="31660"></b></div><b><br></b></div> <div><br></div> <div><font size="3"><b>이건 여담인데</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>실제 원작에서</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>스타로드의 아버지는</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>에고가 아니라</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>외계종족</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>스파르탁스의 황족임</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>제임스 건 감독이</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>너무 스타워즈st 여서</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>과감하게 </b></font><b style="font-size:medium;">에고로 바꿨다고 함</b></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div>희희 셀레스티얼이다</div> <div> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558149342e6f6d4d062c24662b0f6b917c431b7ae__mn109513__w602__h318__f22243__Ym201905.png" width="602" height="318" alt="에고 더 플래닛.png" style="border:none;" filesize="22243"></div><br></div> <div><span style="color:#333333;font-family:'AppleSDGothicNeo-Regular', 'Malgun Gothic', '맑은 고딕', dotum, '돋움', sans-serif;font-size:16px;letter-spacing:-.2px;"><b><br></b></span></div> <div><br></div> <div><font size="3"><b>심지어 원작에선</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>에고도 셀레스티얼이 아니고</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>그냥 살아있는 행성 캐릭터임</b></font></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><b style="font-size:medium;">여튼,</b></div> <div><b style="font-size:medium;"><br></b></div> <div><font size="3"><b>영화에선</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>'셀레스티얼' </b></font><b style="font-size:medium;">이면서 '스타로드 아빠'</b></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>그럼 셀레스티얼이 뭐하는 애냐?</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="2">셀레스티얼 종족</font></div> <div><font size="3"><b> </b></font><div><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558149804dab5c08db60f4d3ba96e99ec756ba8a3__mn109513__w500__h498__f93207__Ym201905.png" width="500" height="498" alt="tpffptmxldjf ahtmq.png" style="border:none;" filesize="93207"></b></div><b><br></b></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><br></div> <div><font size="3"><b>원래 이렇게 생겼음</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>보면 알겠지만</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>작게는</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>수백m에서</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>크게는</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>수십km 까지</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>어마어마한 몸집의 소유자임</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div></div><blockquote style="margin:0px 0px 0px 40px;border:none;padding:0px;"><blockquote style="margin:0px 0px 0px 40px;border:none;padding:0px;"><blockquote style="margin:0px 0px 0px 40px;border:none;padding:0px;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">노웨어 (셀레스티얼의 머리)</font></div></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558150307e5e69202adb94393ab7312450709522b__mn109513__w1664__h707__f120418__Ym201905.png" width="800" height="340" alt="셀레스티얼의 머리.png" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="120418"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">영화에선</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'고대 생명체'의 머리라고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">소개됨</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">셀레스티얼이</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">원래 우주적 존재로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">아주아주 오래전부터 있었던</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">종족이라</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">고대 생명체라고 하는 거임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558150709d674b2fae1c849b18a018089192446d0__mn109513__w1016__h786__f217055__Ym201905.jpg" width="800" height="619" alt="셀레스티얼 모습2.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="217055"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">인간들은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">캡아, 스파이더맨, 헐크 같이</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">몇몇 개체가 뛰어난 반면,</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">셀레스티얼은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">마블세계관에서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'최강 종족' 으로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">전부 사기캐임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">트랜스포머랑 비슷하게 생겼는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">애초에 얘네들은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">기계로 이루어진게 아니라</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">알 수 없는 에너지체에</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">갑옷이 덮힌 생명체임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="2">>ㅇ<</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581514031641aa32068640638cd79e4dfc8380e2__mn109513__w550__h227__f26253__Ym201905.png" width="550" height="227" alt="vkdnjtmxhsdmf wkqdk wnrsms.png" style="border:none;" filesize="26253"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">보통이라면</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">이렇게 만지기만 해도</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">죽어버리는게</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">인피니티 스톤인데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="2">카콰광곸ㅇㅇ과쾅코아고쾅</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581514918774d4ee65e44d73b51063381f466ceb__mn109513__w1920__h798__f122255__Ym201905.jpg" width="800" height="333" alt="셀레스티얼.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="122255"></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>셀레스티얼은</div> <div>ㅈ도 신경 안 씀</div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>왜냐면</div> <div>얘네는 기본적으로</div> <div><br></div>'코스믹 에너지'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">라고 불리는 우주적 힘을 다루는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="4"><i>우주적 규모의 물질 조작</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i>텔레포트</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i>에너지 블라스트</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i>현실조작</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i>시공간 조작</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i>에너지 조작</i></font></div> <div><font size="4"><i><br></i></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>등등</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>말 그대로</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>'하고 싶은건 다 할 수 있는 힘'</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>이라고 생각하면됨</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b> </b></font><div><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558151837f37387a19bd94e4d9803bed722386979__mn109513__w750__h314__f21846__Ym201905.png" width="750" height="314" alt="dlsvlxlsl tmxhs.png" style="border:none;" filesize="21846"></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>코스믹 파워라고도 불리는 이 힘은</b></div><b> </b><div><b>인피니티 스톤 정도를 제외하면</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>우주에서</b></div><b> </b><div><b>가장 강력한 힘임</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b> </b><div><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558152207ddd9c66cd7c8421a9bb12b760561bbbe__mn109513__w800__h331__f37468__Ym201905.png" width="800" height="331" alt="스타로드 각성.png" style="border:none;" filesize="37468"></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>가오갤2 보면</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>퀼이 각성해서 막 날아다니고</b></div><b> </b><div><b>에너지 블라스트를 쓰는 것도</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b>하프 셀레스티얼로서</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>코스믹파워를</b></div><b> </b><div><b>어느 정도 사용했기 때문임</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>그렇다면,</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581525254d0b8b1f87d34842ad5cdcffeaac8b49__mn109513__w898__h688__f188856__Ym201905.jpg" width="800" height="613" alt="셀레스티얼 모습4.jpg" class="chimg_photo" style="border:none;" filesize="188856"></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b>"대체 셀레스티얼은 어디서 나온 애들일까?"</b></div><b> </b><div><b>"목적이 뭐지?"</b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b> </b><div><b><br></b></div><b>라는 의문이 드는데</b></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>그걸 알기 위해선</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>우주가 시작되는 시점으로</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b>가야함</b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="3"><b><br></b></font></div> <div><font size="2">최초의 창공</font></div> <div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558152774753e3994b2ce4ea58f7713a57ad77175__mn109513__w400__h332__f43320__Ym201905.jpg" width="400" height="332" alt="최초의 창공.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="43320"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">얘는 최초의 창공인데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">우주가 처음 생겼을땐</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">얘 혼자 쓸쓸하게 살았음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">그러다 외롭다는 이유로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">생명체를 창조하겠다고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">마음먹는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">하나는 '애스퍼런츠'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">다른 하나는 '여러가지 색깔을 가진 자'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581527747a65ab52213b41d9993874731284b4c4__mn109513__w669__h505__f121893__Ym201905.png" width="669" height="505" alt="에스퍼런츠 셀레스티얼.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="121893"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">까만애들이 '애스퍼런츠'인데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">얘네들은 최초의 창공에게</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">충성심도 깊고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">규율대로만 행동하는 애들이었음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">반대로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'여러가지 색깔을 가진 자'들은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">스스로 '반역자'라고 부르면서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><b><font size="4"><i>"우주엔 다양함과 복잡함이 필요하고, 그렇게 되어야만 우주가 올바른 방향으로 나아갈 수 있다"</i></font></b></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">라고 믿었음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558152769a728f38466b6443f8912247cf42bd2d0__mn109513__w340__h506__f62954__Ym201905.jpg" width="340" height="506" alt="갓킬러.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="62954"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">결국 둘 사이에 전쟁이 났고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">양쪽 모두 많은 피해를 입었음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">이 때 최초의 창공도</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'여러가진 색깔을 가지 자' 들의</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">공격을 받아</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">상처입고 다른 차원으로 도망치는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="2">"누가 감히 이터니티를 불렀는가"</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558153619bd6abb24ae874c8e86e16b9bf6dac365__mn109513__w573__h546__f95623__Ym201905.jpg" width="573" height="546" alt="이터니티.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="95623"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">그때 최초의 창공의 몸에서 떨어진</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">조각들이 모여서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">태어난게</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'이터니티'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">인피니티 스톤을 만든</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">4명 중 한명임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">여튼,</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">끝내</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'여러가지 색깔을 가진 자' 들이</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">승리하는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558152772ccee2129d0eb4fb79fa44da68042d889__mn109513__w615__h529__f83631__Ym201905.png" width="615" height="529" alt="승리한 셀레스티얼.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="83631"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">승리한 이들이</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">바로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'셀레스티얼'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">전쟁에서 승리한 후에</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">얘네들은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">우주의 복잡성과 다양성이라는</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">자신들의 목적을 달성하려 하는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">다양한 생명체를 만들고,</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">평가하고,</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">수준미달일 경우</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'폐기(심판)'</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">하는게 주된 업무임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="2">만만한게 지구</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558154024e6a1e24d578d419888e799edf2b50875__mn109513__w720__h386__f88181__Ym201905.jpg" width="720" height="386" alt="셀레스티얼 지구.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="88181"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">그렇게</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">셀레스티얼은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">온 우주를 떠돌며</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">생명체를 만들고 평가하고 폐기하다가</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">지구도 찾아왔옴</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581544242759bf0bd5de4ae6bcb3dbb9f4f0b60d__mn109513__w597__h612__f140496__Ym201905.jpg" width="597" height="612" alt="인간을 조작하는 셀레스티얼1.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="140496"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">지구의 인간들을 추려서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">모아놓고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">유전자를 조작해서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">'유전자 변형이 쉬운 특성'을</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">주입함</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div><font size="2">밥은 주나여</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558154429bb409487ec62436598f748bf8cb74f37__mn109513__w573__h269__f56859__Ym201905.jpg" width="573" height="269" alt="인간을 조작하는 셀레스티얼.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="56859"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">이렇게 유전자 변형이 쉬워진</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;">닝겐들을 생체실험 하는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558154654b8e39d8f092147b29a5dc54f3497f73d__mn109513__w436__h321__f83013__Ym201905.gif" width="436" height="321" alt="3종족.gif" style="border:none;" filesize="83013"></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>여기서 인류는 3종족으로 나뉘게 됨</div> <div><br></div></div></div></div></div><blockquote style="margin:0px 0px 0px 40px;border:none;padding:0px;"> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;"> <div>1. 사피엔스(인간)</div> <div><br></div></div></div></blockquote> <div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">2. 데비안츠</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">3. 이터널스</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/155815619066c13dd2a8294bccb8186a964f0d9e60__mn109513__w450__h670__f67828__Ym201905.jpg" width="450" height="670" alt="이터널스1.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="67828"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이터널스는 1000명 정도의</div> <div style="text-align:center;">소수정예이고,</div> <div style="text-align:center;">기본적으로 준수한 외모와</div> <div style="text-align:center;">초능력을 가지고 있음</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581562678cf4eab378d64d2e83ee9764d9b01645__mn109513__w600__h786__f137747__Ym201905.jpg" width="600" height="786" alt="image_readtop_2019_241492_15555670113715801.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="137747"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">신체의 분자 하나하나 조절가능해서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">분자가 흩어져도 다시 원상복구가 가능하니</div> <div style="text-align:center;">사실상 불사의 몸이고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">환영을 보게 한다던지,</div> <div style="text-align:center;">순간이동을 한다던지,</div> <div style="text-align:center;">여러가지 물질을 다루는 능력 때문에</div><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">평범한 인간들에게는</div> <div style="text-align:center;">그리스 로마 신화의 신으로</div> <div style="text-align:center;">표현됨</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">실제로 이터널스 이름들은</div> <div style="text-align:center;">'우라노스'</div> <div style="text-align:center;">'크로노스'</div> <div style="text-align:center;">'타이탄'</div> <div style="text-align:center;">'에로스'</div> <div style="text-align:center;">등등</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">우리가 아는 신 이름임</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581561961f94739230ad4f3ebc0dc80e1d8864ba__mn109513__w712__h301__f66729__Ym201905.jpg" width="712" height="301" alt="Deviants_(Encyclopedia_Mythologica).jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="66729"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">반대로 데비안츠는</div> <div style="text-align:center;">인간들에게 악마로 표현됐는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">기본적으로 흉측한 외모를<br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">가지고 있고 괴팍한 성격임</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">웃긴건</div> <div style="text-align:center;">유전자가 불안정해서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">이전세대에서 다음세대로 넘어갈때</div> <div style="text-align:center;">100% 확률로 돌연변이가 됨</div><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">그래서 부모랑 자식이랑</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">1도 안 닮은게 특징</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">또 머릿수도 백만 정도로</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;">이터널스와 비교해 굉장히 많음</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/155815708465b01353e63443e9a89a6e546d6042f7__mn109513__w522__h444__f84574__Ym201905.png" width="522" height="444" alt="데비안츠.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="84574"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">데비안츠는</div> <div style="text-align:center;">레무리아 대륙에 터를 잡고</div> <div style="text-align:center;">인간을 노예로 부리면서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">지 꼴리는 대로 살았는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이터널스는 능력이 훨씬 우월함에도</div> <div style="text-align:center;">그 놈의 머릿수 때문에</div> <div style="text-align:center;">인간들을 구제할 수가 없었음</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">해서 그냥</div> <div style="text-align:center;">셀레스티얼을 부르기로 함</div></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div><br></div> <div>우주선에서 외계인이 내려와 하는 말</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581569829ff908536fe24044946e25fcb1778558__mn109513__w420__h280__f19865__Ym201905.jpg" width="420" height="280" alt="celestial.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="19865"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;">"수준 미달"</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558157653467c0f0939284b9bb653ee5330e33cd7__mn109513__w693__h522__f168870__Ym201905.png" width="693" height="522" alt="셀레스티얼 데비안츠 응징.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="168870"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">몇 천년만에 지구에</div> <div style="text-align:center;">방문한 셀레스티얼은</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">수준미달 판정을 내리고</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">데비안츠가 살던</div> <div style="text-align:center;">레무리아 대륙을 파괴하는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">이때 데비안츠의 수는</div> <div style="text-align:center;">수천명정도로 줄어듬</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div>또,</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;">이때 충격으로 아틀란티스도 가라앉음</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558157866ad6befd4639e46b0a6d54d7a7c9b199b__mn109513__w400__h364__f24710__Ym201905.jpg" width="400" height="364" alt="디오니소스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="24710"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">살 만해진 이터널스는</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">인간에게</div> <div style="text-align:center;">농사짓는법,</div> <div style="text-align:center;">글 쓰는 법,</div> <div style="text-align:center;">도구를 만드는 법 등을 알려줬음</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">데비안츠는</div> <div style="text-align:center;"> 세력이 크게 위축되면서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">지구의 지하층으로</div> <div style="text-align:center;">숨어들어 갔고</div> <div style="text-align:center;">현재는 뉴욕시 지하에 살고 있다나 뭐라나</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;">암튼,</div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-weight:bold;font-size:medium;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/155815808279baab3cd6b6447e9f6d7054b0da89b2__mn109513__w630__h354__f33152__Ym201905.jpg" width="630" height="354" alt="이터널스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="33152"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">(대충 '이터널스' 는</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">아마도 데비안츠와 이터널스의</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">이야기가 될 확률이 높다는 내용)</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> 글쓴이가 설명충이라 </div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">관성의 법칙을 이용해</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">옛날 얘기 더 해주겠음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">원스 어폰 어 타임</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/155815828908d26eee6ef6428fa2bac0fbe521b8eb__mn109513__w704__h535__f157479__Ym201905.png" width="704" height="535" alt="오딘 제우스.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="157479"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">셀레스티얼은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그 후에도 또 왔음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">이때 오딘이 나서서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">심판을 막아줬는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">인간의 역사에 처음으로 오딘이 등장한게 이때였음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그렇게 세번째 방문은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">다행이 아무일도 없이 끝남</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> </div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581594117cf592d984214c34b3b1c18ec58ec5b4__mn109513__w420__h508__f83704__Ym201905.jpg" width="420" height="508" alt="셀레스티얼 우주선.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="83704"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">근데 돌아갈 때</div> <div style="text-align:center;">지들이 가지고 온 우주선을</div> <div style="text-align:center;">지구에 두고 돌아가는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그냥 우주선도 아니고</div> <div style="text-align:center;">무려</div> <div style="text-align:center;">셀레스티얼의 우주선인 바</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">누군가 이 우주선을 발견하고</div> <div style="text-align:center;">여기서 힘을 얻게 되는데</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581597223e6265fcd7594efeb7c4b49da6df6a69__mn109513__w357__h570__f51997__Ym201905.jpg" width="357" height="570" alt="아포칼립스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="51997"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">그게</div> <div style="text-align:center;">아포칼립스임</div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">잠깐 엑스맨 얘기를 하자면</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">엑스맨(뮤턴트)도 사실</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">셀레스티얼이 만들었음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">이터널스와 데비안츠를 만들고 남은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">활성화되지 않은 DNA를</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">나머지 호모 에렉투스에게</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">주입했는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581614982d31ffd1c9de4060852a6f3782d66acf__mn109513__w700__h411__f90212__Ym201905.jpg" width="700" height="411" alt="엑스맨.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="90212"></div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그 DNA가</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">세대가 바뀌면서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">어느순간 활성화되면</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">엑스맨이 되는 거임</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581615736ceeb6b872e343a99f8f1cae401c2e1d__mn109513__w520__h260__f17383__Ym201905.jpg" width="520" height="260" alt="스파이더맨.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="17383"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">캡틴 아메리카나 스파이더맨, 헐크</div> <div style="text-align:center;">같은 애들은</div> <div style="text-align:center;">유전자 변형이 쉽도록 된 인간일 뿐</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">셀레스티얼이 직접</div> <div style="text-align:center;">특정 유전자를 주입한 애들은 아니라는 점에서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">엑스맨과 다름</div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">물론 얘네도 애초에 셀레스티얼이</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">유전자 변형이 쉽도록 했기 때문에</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">혈청을 맞고도 살아서 히어로가 된거지</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">일반인이었으면 죽었음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">대립하는 크로노스와 우라노스</font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558161802bd2a06e1328148988939c9212948f134__mn109513__w623__h507__f140711__Ym201905.png" width="623" height="507" alt="우라노스 크로노스.PNG" style="border:none;" filesize="140711"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">계속 하자면,</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">이터널스도 사람인지라</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">지들끼리도 싸웠는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">대머리네 아니네로 싸운게 아니라</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> 이터널스의 세력을 확장해야 한다는 쪽과</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그 반대파로 나뉘어서 싸웠음</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">결과는 반대파가 승리</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">결국 이터널스 광개토대왕파는</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">지구에서 쫓겨남</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558162253dc6b88011a9448a9ba080f61212c8668__mn109513__w170__h250__f4770__Ym201905.jpg" width="170" height="250" alt="천왕성.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="4770"></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">여긴 천왕성인데</div> <div style="text-align:center;">여기엔 '크리족의 기지'가 있었음</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;">처량하게 쫓겨나서</div> <div style="text-align:center;">태양계를 돌던 광개토대왕파들은</div><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그 기지를 발견하고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">천왕성에 내려서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">그 기지를 털어버림</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">크리족이 쓰던 무기와 물자를 챙겨서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">지구로 다시 복수하러 떠나는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">우리꺼 왜 가져가?</font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/15581618549789272b1c9848e598a5f0981cebce67__mn109513__w600__h250__f29045__Ym201905.jpg" width="600" height="250" alt="크리족.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="29045"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">셀레스티얼이 예전에 만든</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">또 다른 종족</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">크리족을 만나고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558161853782bca191285453182be0304904922ef__mn109513__w320__h230__f35431__Ym201905.jpg" width="320" height="230" alt="우라노스.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="35431"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">토성 부근에서 개털림 </div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558161853a0ea8fd8eda747f6843f52b366c3482b__mn109513__w550__h514__f17610__Ym201905.jpg" width="550" height="514" alt="1.토성과_타이탄.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="17610"></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">결국 광개토대왕파들은</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">초주검 상태로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">토성의 위성</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">'타이탄'에 도착함</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">이때 지구에서는</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">크로노스가 죽고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">자식들에게 싸우지 말라며 유언을 남겼는데</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">두 명의 아들</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">주라스와 알라스 중</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">주라스가 왕이 되자</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">알라스는 아버지의 유언대로</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">싸우지 않기 위해 지구를 떠나</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">큰아버지가 있는 타이탄으로 감</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">거기서 수이산 이라는 이름을 가진</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">여자를 만나서</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">결혼도 하고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">애도 낳고</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/201905/1558162613da53798837f74a4990ae7277c6f204cf__mn109513__w604__h561__f68788__Ym201905.jpg" width="604" height="561" alt="타노스 어릴적.jpg" style="border:none;" filesize="68788"></div></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div><font size="3"><b>타노스도 낳고</b></font></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;">ㅁ ㅏ 다했어 임마!</div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="font-size:medium;font-weight:bold;text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">옛날 얘기는 여기까지임</font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2"><br></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">타노스는 이터널스인데</font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2"><br></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2">데비안츠 증후군 때문에</font></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><font size="2"><br></font></div> <div style="text-align:center;">모습이 저렇다고 함</div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div> <div style="text-align:center;"> <div style="text-align:center;"><br></div><br></div></div></div></div></div></div>