<p>다양한 책을 소개하고 소개받는 곳>< 책게로 커몬!!  </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:14pt;">#1</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>줄리엣의 집</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그리고 화장대 앞에 앉아 있는 줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>줄리엣의 머리를 손질해주고 있는 유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.)</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>중얼거리는 듯한 말투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>하</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>정말</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>세상에 이건 있을 수 없는 일이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>하아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>줄리엣 머리를 빗어주며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>줄리엣 아가씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>무슨 일 있으세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>거울 속 유모의 얼굴을 보며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>당연히 있지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>유모가 오유라는 곳을 알면 가르쳐 줄 수 있는 일이 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>오유라면 저도 잘 알죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>소싯적에 잠시 하다가 강제로 처녀성을 유지시켜주는 곳이라는 말에 금방 그만 뒀지 만요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>제가 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">12</span><span>살까지 오유를 했다면 제 처녀성은 더 길어졌을 게 분명</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모도 오유를 안단 말이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그럼 잘 알겠네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>쓰레기통의 의미를 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>특정 병신 댓글에 가득가득 차 있는 그 회색 쓰레기통 말씀이시죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>그런 댓글들 보면 이게 인간인가 싶을 정도로 병신같은 게 있더라구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>화장대에서 벌떡 일어서며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>함부로 말하지 마</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">,</span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>줄리엣 아가씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>갑자기 왜 이러세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>격앙된 투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모는 믿겨져</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>바로 그런 쓰레기통이</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>바로 그 회색 쓰레기통이</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오님의 댓글에 펼쳐져 있다는 게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!!</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>흥미롭다는 듯</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>호</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>로미오님도 오유를 하셨군요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>여전히 격앙된 투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>난 절대 믿을 수 없어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오 님과 같이 고귀하고 순결하고 이 세상에서 유일하게 태양신 히페리온에 맞설 빛나는 달빛으로 감싸이신 분께 쓰레기통이 웬 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>그 분이 쓰시는 댓글은 모두 눈이 시리도록 파란 빛에 물든 채 최소한 메달이 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">100</span><span>개는 달려 있어야 하는데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>게시글도 그래</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그 분께 반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>뒷북따위는 있을 수 없어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오 님의 품격을 떨어뜨리는 그런 불결한 것따윈 존재해서는 안 된다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그 분께 허락된 게시판은 오로지 베오베이고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그 분께 허락된 버튼은 오로지 파란색 추천뿐이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>하지만 로미오님은 쓰레기통을 다셨다면서요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>이를 뿌득뿌득 갈며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>분명히 로미오 님을 시기한 닥반러들이 로미오 님의 댓글에 닥반을 한 게 분명해</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오 님의 댓글만 골라서 쓰레기통 천지로 만들어버린다니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>더러운 사람들</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그깟 걸로 로미오 님의 빛을 감추려 하다니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>헛웃음을 지으며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>아유</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>아가씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아무리 요새 오유에 닥반러들이 많아도 닥반러들만으로 그렇게 쓰레기통이 주렁주렁 달릴 리</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">ㄱ…</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>물론 로미오 님이 그 정도의 쓰레기통으로 품격을 잃을 거라 생각했다면 큰 오산이지만 말야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>닥반러들이 힘들이고 있는 것 같지만 그 분의 댓글은 여전히 다른 댓글에 비해 훨씬 눈에 띄고 있으니 꽤나 열 좀 받겠어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>중얼거리며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>쓰레기통을 달면 눈에 띄긴 띄죠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">줄리엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>두고 봐</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그 사람들</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아무리 닥반을 싸질러도 손틈 새로 비치는 로미오 님의 고귀함에 결국에는 메달을 갖다 바치게 될 테니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. (</span><span>유모가 머리를 다 하자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>고마워</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그럼 갔다올게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모 </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>아가씨</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>잘 다녀오세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>줄리엣이 나가자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span>아가씨</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아가씨는 병신이에요</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오밖에 모르는 병신</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:14pt;">#2</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>공원</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오와 그의 친구 머큐시오가 앉아 있다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. )</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>땅이 꺼지도록</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>하아</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>로미오를 걱정하는 투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>자네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>웬 한숨을 그리도 깊게 쉬나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>무슨 고민 있나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오 </span><span>오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>사랑하는 나의 벗</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그대에게라면 이 고민을 털어놓을 수 있겠지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오 </span><span>무엇이 자네 마음을 이리도 심란하게 만드는 건가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>얘기해보게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>자네 오유에 대해 아는가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>오늘의 유머말인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>알고 있지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>대략적으로는 특정 해양생물들이 해학성을 띈 글이나 그림을 보고 함께 즐기거나 한 정치 사안에 대하여 여러 의견을 주고받는 곳 아닌가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. (</span><span>놀란 투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그런데 로미오 자네 설마 오유를 한단 말인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>그렇다네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>시작한 지는 얼마 되지 않았네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>그렇군</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span>이제 줄리엣 양을 포기할 심산인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>흥분하며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그게 대체 무슨 소린가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>내가 왜 줄리엣을 포기해야만 하지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>나에게 진정한 사랑이 뭔지를 가르쳐 준 그 아름다운 한 송이의 꽃을 내가 어찌 버릴 수가 있단 말인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>잘 알겠네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>친구여</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아무튼 고민이 뭔지나 털어놔보게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>자네가 오유를 안다고 하니 이야기하기가 쉽겠군</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>요즘 들어 내 댓글에만 회색 쓰레기통이 너무 그득하게 차오른다네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>나는 평소와 같이 말했을 뿐인데 뭐가 문제인지를 도통 모르겠어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>회색 쓰레기통이라면 반대가 많이 달린 댓글에 올라오는 그것 말이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>그곳에는 워낙에 반대만 주는 사람들이 있지 않나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>소위 말하는 닥반러들 말일세</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>너무 하나하나에 마음 쓰지 말게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>하지만 유독 내 댓글에만 차오를 때가 많다는 말이지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>닥반러들이라기엔 그 수가 너무 많아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>혹시 자네 댓글들을 좀 볼 수 있겠나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>여기 가져왔네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>이리 줘 보게</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">----</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;">반창고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">여자친구가 절 너무 힘들게 합니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">.</span></p> <p><span>이런 말 하고 싶진 않지만 여자친구가 진짜 너무 막장입니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span>완전 무개념에 예의범절이라고는 눈곱만큼도 찾아볼 수 없는</span></p> <p><span>막장 오브 더 막장 개 막장이에요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span>진짜 당장 헤어지고 싶은데 저는 아직 걔를 좋아하는 것 같습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>로미오몬테규 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2014-05-31 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:32)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-07-01 17:06:55</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">2/165</span></p> <p><span style="color:#7f7f7f;">쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통</span></p> <p> <font color="#a5a5a5">  </font></p><p></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>흠</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>참으로 안타깝구려</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>나의 연인 줄리엣은 그렇지 않은데 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p><span><font color="#a5a5a5">나의 줄리엣은 머리부터 발끝까지 기품과 예의로 치장되어 있어서</font></span></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>다른 액세서리가 필요하지 않을 정도라네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>그의 눈동자가 내는 고결한 빛은 저 하늘의 달빛마저도 아무 것도 아니게 만들어 버려</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>글쓴이도 이런 여성을 찾길 바라네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>물론 그가 나의 줄리엣보다 훌륭할 리는 없겠지만 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>병신백일장파이팅찡긋 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2012-12-25 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:751)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-07-01 17:08:26</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">58/1</span></p> <p><span style="color:#e9ae2b;">메달메달메달메달</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1 </span><span>와 어마어마한 넌씨눈이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">;;</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;">촛불</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">이미 일어난 일에 대해서</span></p> <p><span>바꿀 수 없는 일은 바꿀 수 없다는 사실을 받아들이고</span></p> <p><span>주어진 조건을 최대한 긍정적으로 생각하는 건 참 중요한 일인 것 같습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span>철학게에 어울리는 글은 아닌 것 같지만</span></p> <p><span>철학 책을 읽다가 생각이 나서 주절거려 봤네요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span>문제 시 삭제하거나 옮기겠습니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>로미오몬테규 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2014-05-31 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:50)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-07-19 20:33:09 </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">0/21</span></p> <p><span style="color:#7f7f7f;">쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통</span></p> <p> <font color="#a5a5a5">  </font></p><p></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>그런 개똥철학따위 내가 줄리엣을 만나지 못 한다면 아무런 쓸모가 없는 것이다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!!!</span></font></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>사형은 면했으니 산 것만으로도 만족하라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>줄리엣을 보지 못하고 만지지도 못하는 삶을</span></font></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>어떻게 산다는 것이란 말인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!!!!</span></font></p> <p> <font color="#a5a5a5"> </font> </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>책게로오세여찡긋 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2013-10-11 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:348)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-07-20 14:10:37</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">2/1</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1 </span><span>뭐죠 이 뜬금없는 글은</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">;; </span><span>반대 드림</span></p> <p><span>저도 글쓴님 말씀에 동감해요 어쩌구 저쩌구</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">(</span><span style="font-weight:bold;">별</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">) </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">오늘 자 걸스데이</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span><span>혜리사진</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">]</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span><span>소진사진</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">]</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span><span>민아사진</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">]</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">[</span><span>유라사진</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">]</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>로미오몬테규 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2014-05-31 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:69)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-08-02 09:28:14 </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">4/34</span></p> <p><span style="color:#7f7f7f;">쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통쓰레기통</span></p> <p> <font color="#a5a5a5">  </font></p><p></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>여태까진 모든 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span><span>아름다운 여성</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’</span><span>이라는 칭호가</span></font></p> <p><span><font color="#a5a5a5">나의 줄리엣을 더 돋보이게 해줄 뿐이라는 것을 뼈저리게 느껴왔지만</font></span></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>이 글에서 나는 그 가능성을 아주 미세하게나마 깨트릴 수도 있다는 것을 깨달았네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p><span><font color="#a5a5a5">여전히 나의 줄리엣이 가장 빛나는 존재임은 역시 부정할 수 없겠지만</font></span></p> <p><span><font color="#a5a5a5">저 중에선 혜리라는 여성이 나의 줄리엣의 발톱의 때 그 끝에</font></span></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>가장 가깝게 미칠지도 모르겠군</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span></font></p> <p><font color="#a5a5a5"><span>만약 내가 지금까지 줄리엣을 보지 못 했더라면 저 여성에게 반했을 수도 있겠어</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></font></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>사실나현아좋아하는데 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2011-02-14 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:895)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-08-02 09:31:57</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">23/1</span></p> <p><span style="color:#e9ae2b;">메달메달</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1 </span><span>이 분 댓글 목록 보니까 ㅇㅂㅊ같진 않은데 </span></p> <p><span>왜 쓰는 댓글마다 다 저렇게 쓰레기통이지</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>현나는빨개옇 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2010-06-22 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:1367)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-08-02 09:33:47</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">24/1</span></p> <p><span style="color:#e9ae2b;">메달메달</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">11 </span><span>대체 저 분의 줄리엣이 누구임</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>저 사람 댓글 볼 때마다 궁금했음</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;color:#e9ae2b;">★</span><span>빨간건양념치킨 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">(</span><span style="color:#999999;">가입</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:2013-11-11 </span><span style="color:#999999;">방문</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:490)</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#933030;">2014-08-02 09:36:08</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="color:#999999;">추천</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">/</span><span style="color:#999999;">반대</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;color:#999999;">:</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;color:#ff0000;">14/1</span></p> <p><span style="color:#e9ae2b;">메달</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">1 </span><span>오유인 중에 한 명이래요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span>그나저나 혜리 이쁘다</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">----</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>어떤가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>자네의 솔직한 감상을 듣고 싶네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>자네는</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>넌씨눈 기질이 있네 그려</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>종종 다른 댓글에서도 그 이야기를 하더군</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>내가 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">Non-C noon </span><span>기질이 있다고 말이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그런데 대체 그 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">C</span><span>가 뭔가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>혹시 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">creativity</span><span>인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>창의성이 부족해서 쓰레기통을 받은 거란 말인가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아 하긴 그곳은 창의적 센스가 돋보이는 댓글을 요구할 때가 있긴 하지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>하지만 머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>자네도 알다시피 내 머릿속엔 온통 그 아름다운 이름 줄</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span><span>리</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span><span>엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>세 글자밖에 없는 데 어찌 더 다른 생각을 넣으려고 시도해볼 수 있겠나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>안 그런가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>자네는 알겠지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그 아름다운 이름밖에 머릿속에 없지만 더 그 이름을 넣을 수 없어 안타까운 이런 내 마음마저도 말일세</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아니 왜 한국말로 줄</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span><span>리</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span><span>엣</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>이라고 세는 건가</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>아니 이게 문제가 아니라</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>시간이 벌써 이렇게 됐군</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>미안하네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>나는 나의 사랑하는 줄리엣을 만나러 이만 가봐야겠네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>마음만 같아선 우사인 볼트의 등에 업혀 그 아름다운 품으로 달려가고 싶지만 그럴 수가 없으니 안타깝기 그지 없구만</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>나중에 밥 한번 먹으면서 천천히 다시 이 문제에 대해 상의해보도록 합세</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>잘 있게나</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>잠깐 로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">!</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>로미오가 떠나자</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오 </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span>정정하지</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>로미오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>자네는 병신이야</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>줄리엣밖에 모르는 병신</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-size:14pt;"># </span><span style="font-size:14pt;">외전</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>길을 걷던 머큐시오와 줄리엣의 유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>우연히 마주친다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>머큐시오를 보며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>당신은 로미오 님의 친구 아니십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>유모를 보며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">　</span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>줄리엣 양의 유모시군요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>안녕하십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>걱정하는 투로</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">) </span><span>세상에 로미오는 좀 괜찮대요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>아가씨도 지금 완전 충격이시던데</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>깜짝 놀라며</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">)</span><span>아니</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>무슨 일이 있었습니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>에구</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>모르시는갑네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>글쎄 로미오가 오유 연게에 걸스데이 혜리 사진을 보고 반할 수도 있었겠다는 투의 댓글을 썼는데</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아 참 오유는 아시지요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>잘 압니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그 댓글도 직접 눈으로 봤구요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아 그럼 줄리엣 양이 그 댓글을 보았단 말씀이십니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>네</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그래서 로미오에게 눈물을 흘리며 이제 놓아드리겠다고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>여기까지가 인연이라고 말씀드렸는데 로미오는 잠시 한 순간의 허상에 붙잡혔을 뿐이라고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>자기를 믿어달라고 애걸복걸을 하셨다지요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>잘 아시다시피 로미오에겐 줄리엣 양밖에 없는 거 잘 아시잖습니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>그럼요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>또 로미오의 노력으로 화해도 했답니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>어떻게 하셨는지 아세요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그렇군요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>어떤 방법이었는데요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>세상에 오유 좋은 말 게시판에 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">‘</span><span>나의 사랑 줄리엣을 사랑할 수밖에 없는 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">101</span><span>가지 이유</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">’ </span><span>라는 제목으로 글을 올렸답니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>물론 그 이유들은 대부분 외모관련 된 거였지만</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>뭐 아가씨도 로미오가 잘 생겨서 좋아하시는 거니 별 상관은 없지요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>아가씨는 그 글을 보고 감동의 눈물을 흘리셨고</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>그렇게 둘은 댓글 창으로 화해를 했답니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오 </span><span>다행이군요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">. </span><span>그럼 이제 아무 문제가 없는 거 아닙니까</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">? </span><span>뭐가 충격이라는 거지요</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">?</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>그게</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">…… </span><span>귀 좀 대 보시구려</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">, </span><span>유모의 입에 귀를 갖다댄다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.)</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span>로미오가 과도한 닉언급 </span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">+ </span><span>친목질 로 블라를 당하셨답니다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>아</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">(</span><span>두 사람은 작게 중얼거린다</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.)</span></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p>   </p><p></p> <p><span style="font-weight:bold;">유모</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;font-weight:bold;">, </span><span style="font-weight:bold;">머큐시오</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';"> </span><span>병신</span><span style="letter-spacing:0pt;">……</span><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">.</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;"><br></span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;"><br></span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">-</span></p> <p><span lang="en-us" style="font-family:'함초롬바탕';letter-spacing:0pt;">우리는 아직 세월호를 잊지 않았습니다.</span></p>