<p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1"><</span><span class="s2">유치원</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">등원증</span><span class="s1">></span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">엄마</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">벌레</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">무서워</span><span class="s1">?</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span class="s2">나 : 응</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">큰벌레는</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">너무</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">무서워</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s2">딸 : 난</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">벌레</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">만질수있어</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s2">나 : 진짜</span><span class="s1">? </span><span class="s2">정말</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">대단하다 (만지긴 뭘만져ㅋ)</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">내가</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">벌레</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">밟을게</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">밟으면</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">어떡해</span><span class="s1"> 안돼 </span><span class="s2">불쌍하잖아</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">아니야</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">밟으면</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">엄마살았잖아</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1">나 : ㅇㅇ??? 살아???</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1"> (아~~엄마를 위해서?!?!!!!)</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202105/1620103859e4788e0a6ccb4a6fa75e9a09d58d3eb3__mn74047__w400__h215__f17073__Ym202105.jpg" alt="1.jpg" style="width:400px;height:215px;" filesize="17073"></p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <div style="color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span>2020.01.09</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"><</span><span class="s2">유치원</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">등원중</span><span class="s1">></span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">난</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">눈오는</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">날이</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">제일좋아</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">눈사람</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">만들수있어. </span></span><span class="s2">엄마는</span><span class="s1">?</span></p> </div> <div style="color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">나 : 엄마는</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">여름이</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">좋아</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">물놀이하고</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">매미도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">볼수있잖아</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">너무</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">덥잖아</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">나 : 그래도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">좋아</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">아빠는</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">무슨날이</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">좋아</span><span class="s1">?</span><span class="s2">하면 </span></span><span class="s2">난</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">소궁뎅이가좋아 </span><span class="s2">그럼 내가</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">저</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">흑곰을</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">납치해라</span><span class="s1">! </span><span class="s2">할께</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s2">나 : </span><span class="s1">(?????!!!!!!무슨 소리지 !???!!!!!?...)</span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202105/1620104636e22676731b6c429290bd679a5f6237a0__mn74047__w150__h147__f5628__Ym202105.jpg" alt="4.jpg" style="width:150px;height:147px;" filesize="5628"></p> <p> </p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1">   아....ㅏㅏㅏ!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1">※ 평상시 남편이 나에게 소궁뎅이라 놀림, 나는 남편에게 흑곰같다며 반격</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><br></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1">2020.4.20</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"><</span><span class="s2">종이</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">오리는중</span><span class="s1">></span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">나 : 넌</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">커서</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">뭐가되고싶어</span><span class="s1">?</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">요리사</span><span class="s1">~~!!</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">와</span><span class="s1">~</span><span class="s2">요리사</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">멋있다</span><span class="s1">~~! </span><span class="s2">요리사되면</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">엄마</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">뭐만들어줄꺼야</span><span class="s1">?? ^^</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span></span><span class="s2">라면</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s2">나 : </span><span class="s1">.......</span><span class="s2">응</span><span class="s1">.......ㄹ ㅏ..면</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202105/162010386036a72a4b1d5f4135ad9beccde70b6ddb__mn74047__w250__h215__f10704__Ym202105.jpg" alt="2.jpg" style="color:#000000;font-family:gulim, Dotum, Helvetica, AppleGothic, sans-serif;width:250px;height:215px;" filesize="10704"></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1">2020.04.23</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"><</span><span class="s2">팬케이크를</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">먹으며</span><span class="s1">></span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">엄마</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">난</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">요리사가</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">될꺼야</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">그래</span><span class="s1">? </span><span class="s2">엄마</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">무슨요리</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">해줄꺼야 (또 라면이라 하진 않겠지)</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">고기샐러드</span><span class="s1">!</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">와</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">진짜</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">맛있게따</span><span class="s1">!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </span><span class="s2">어케</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">만들어</span><span class="s1">?</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">고기를</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">먼저</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">썰고</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">     고기를</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">뿌리고</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">양파도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">뿌리고 </span></span><span class="s2">채소도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">당근도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">소세지도</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">     토마토도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">뿌리면</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">짜잔</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">그럼</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">고기샐러드야</span><span class="s1">!</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : 와~~~~ (그게 뭐야ㅋㅋㅋ 고기샐러드 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ)</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">근데 진짜 있다.. </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">고기샐러드</span></span></p> <p><img src="http://thimg.todayhumor.co.kr/upfile/202105/16201040952a7abf3ac7f8421e8af8532baeb8920d__mn74047__w383__h286__f40290__Ym202105.jpg" alt="3.jpg" style="width:383px;height:286px;" filesize="40290"></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1">2020.4.28</span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"><</span><span class="s2">아이스크림사러 나갔다가 </span><span class="s2">놀이터도</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">들리기로</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">함</span><span class="s1">></span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">엄마</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">밖에</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">바람불어</span><span class="s1">!! </span><span class="s2">봐봐</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">어디</span><span class="s1">? </span><span class="s2">진짜네</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">바람부네</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">아</span><span class="s1">...</span><span class="s2">우리</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">놀이터</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">못가겠다</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s2">나 : 그래</span><span class="s1">? </span><span class="s2">우리 놀이터</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">못가</span><span class="s1">? (오~~예쓰!!! 나이쓰!~!!!!!!</span><span class="s1">)</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">딸 : </span><span class="s2">에휴</span><span class="s1">(</span><span class="s2">한숨</span><span class="s1">)...</span><span class="s2">그럼</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">이번</span><span class="s1"> </span><span class="s2">한번만이다</span><span class="s1">????</span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1">나 : </span><span class="s2">ㅇ</span><span class="s1">?? </span><span class="s2">어</span><span class="s1">........?!</span></span></p> <p class="p2" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p><br></p> <p><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p><span></span></p> <div> <div><span>2020 11. 5</span></div> <div><span><살아있는 꽃게를 보며></span></div> <div><span>딸 : 꽃게들아 겁내하지마 난 헤칠생각이 앖어</span></div> <div><span>나 : 난 있어! 그래야 요리를 하지!~~땡땡이의</span><span> 밥이되어라~!!</span></div> <div><span>딸 : 꽃게야 미안해 그치만 너무 맛있어!!</span></div> <div><span>나 : (아직 먹기도 전이잖아..!!!)</span></div> <p><span> </span></p> <p> <br></p> </div> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span><span class="s1"> </span></span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"> </p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"> </p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;">웃길때마다 핸폰 메모장에 적어놨엇는데 몇개는 지워졌음...... </p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;">이제는 한살 더 먹었다가 제법 조리있어져서 재밌는 어록이 점점 줄어듦. 아쉽아쉽 ㅜㅜ</p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;">하지만 나에겐 아직 둘째가 남았다규!!!!!!!!! 빨리 말 배우자!! 둘째!!!</p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"> </p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> <p class="p1" style="padding:0px;"><span class="s1"> </span></p> </div> <p> </p> <div style="color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"> <p>--------------추가(날짜모름) -----------</p> <p> </p> <p>21년 6월</p> <p><유치원 얘기중></p> <p>나 : 내일은 영희(가명) 유치원 안온데</p> <p>딸 : 왜?</p> <p>나 : 영희네 엄마아빠 결혼기념이라서 딴데 놀러간데</p> <p>딸 : 걔네 엄마아빠 결혼했데?!?!?!?!?!?</p> <p>나 : 어................</p> <p> </p> </div> <p> <span style="color:#434343;font-family:'돋움', Dotum, Helvetica, sans-serif, 'Apple SD Gothic Neo';"> </span>  </p> <p> </p>